The Tim Tracker #125 The Ostrich Ate My Baby!

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I remember when YouTube videos were capped at 10 minutes. Then it went to 15 which was probably just right. Now so many people just post crap for 30-40 minutes.
 
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I'm sorry, but Mike has himself some stupid ass hair.
 
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Disney expert Dim tells us that Happily Ever After’s return is going to be so popular that they’ve taped off fireworks viewing areas the WHOLE WAY back by Casey’s. Wow!
And I hate the way she cuts shows. Way too choppy.
 
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Off topic here but I was just thinking about that terrific double stroller the 2 asshats bought. Probably sitting in their garage collecting dust along with J$ Toy Jeep. Wow 2 people who just blow$$$ but can't buy J$ blueberries or eggs. Or the $11.00 souvenir cup. The Wiki list just keeps growing.
 
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Remember when Dim failed so badly at filming fireworks he had to rebrand the entire thing a sensory sensitive friendly in an effort to still cash in on YouTube moneys?
 
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When they start taking BIG Babe out to the parks he’ll weigh too much to even squeeze into either side of it!
 
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WHO IN THE HOT DOG GUZZELING FUCK IS “WE” ???!!!

YOU ARE THERE BY YOURSELF, YOU HILLBILLY CLOWN!
 
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Yes, they bought a Uppababy Vista stroller for Jackson.
Then paid $1,400 for a Vista 2.0 for both boys.
Thinking they would be able to control J$ by strapping him in.

Jokes on them! (we called it here )
Jackson is too big for the toddler seat!!
 
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Mike's pathetic mop of hair looks like the manchild version of Candace's son's "I'm writing a manifesto on how much I hate people" bowl cut. And every time I see him he reminds me of the younger Boston bomber dude who ran over his own brother. Sorry Manservant Mike. Is the dude even getting paid to be a dick-shadow and follow Dim and his fuzzy balls and man-purse around?
 
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Unfortunately therapy does not work for everyone. If they ever did it, I am not sure if would work for them.
They are so thin skinned now that they can't handle saying anything other than what great parents they are or what a great couple they are. They could NEVER handle actual constructive criticism from a therapist. Let alone the fact that as soon as they would walk out the door they would immediately forget everything they are supposed to work on and go grab a bite to eat.
 
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It seems like sometime after he goes with Tim, they have a new post on the website with photos of Tim at the event and a write-up. So, I will guess their amazing website will have some blog post written about Happily Ever After returning.

https://giphy.com/x4kwwbqmmi6jnDC60a
 
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She gets nannies. He get an assistant.
 
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