The Tim Tracker #117 Jenn Tracker.. We Salute Your Jorts!

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I agree that Jackson did not eat a sandwich before and that the fries were his lunch.
Also, there was no water on the table. I don’t for a minute believe Jenn drinks water. She probably has tea or something in her water bottles when she does the lives.

I went back to their Chef Mickey/Akershus meals and at Chef Mickey’s, none of them have water. At Akershus, it seems water was brought out to them. Tim’s at one point looks like he drank half. Jenn’s remains untouched throughout dinner.
This blows my mind. I drink water 99% of the time, particularly when dining out. I have juice, soda, tea, or coffee occasionally, but none of those are a daily thing.
 
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She’s so into herself.

There was part of the vlog that Tim was trying to be funny and (paraphrasing) that Jackson is strong is enough to hit the ball over the big hill and could beat "Mommy and Daddy." Of course Jenn says (again paraphrasing) that there was no way Jackson could do it.

Jenn was obviously offended at the innocent dad joke that her three year old kid could beat her. Number 1 Jenn, it was a joke. Number 2, use your inside voice in your head, not say it out loud you stupid duck. The statement Jackson could not do it. Of course he can't. But you sucked the life from the kid and pretend he can do it and even let him win like, humm, normal people do. It is just mini- golf (granted there are competitive mini-golf teams out there).

Why is the stupid witch competing with her kid? (well, besides the obvious as @Quasimodo stated) This is like the 2nd or 3rd time in the past week vlogs were she says something snarky toward her kid that Tim meant as a dad joke to have a little fun with his kid.
 
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That was part of AP science class and AP Spanish.
...and in between her job sandblasting glass for jukeboxes.

OH wait, that wasn't in high school. Didn't she allude to being in middle school when she worked at that job? 🤪
 
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I wish these dimwits would 'rethink' their channel while they're on the spawn "break." Like, take the channel back to what it's supposed to be. Let Tim vlog solo at parks and places of interest, put the "family" and boring "home vlogs" behind a pay wall. These freakish stans will JUMP at the chance to have exclusive access to Jackpot and Dolliver, and would literally toss them money every month for it. And...the rest of us never have to see Jenny13Dinners ever again!

Wishful thinking...I know.
 
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Just got back from PT.
Got into a convo with a lady on the next table.
She is a singer, as well as, an author.
Her latest book is on potty training of all things and is titled “Toots & Plops” by CAVE
She was a nanny for her cousins for three years and potty trained the two oldest when they were two.
She mentioned that boys in particular are very hesitant and fearful of the process. Therefore they get constipated cause they tend to hold it in. She shares her potty training methods in her book.
Maybe this is Jackson’s issue? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tim and DJ, we know you read here.
Maybe you should order this book and finally get Jackson out of diapers.
 
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That happened to my son. We had to take him to specialists to sort out the issue and it is still a (minor) issue monitored by doctors, we suspect some IBS or some other issue may be in play but aren't sure yet - you know T&J won't ever waste precious lazy eating time with THAT. I spent a lot of time going to doctor after doctor to find the right person, driving hours this way and that. It's what you do as a parent.
 
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HAHAHAHA jokes on you because Jenn worked as a golf instructor for underprivileged youth when she was in high school you guuuuuuuysssssss.
And she sandblasted the tit out of them while she did it!
 
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So it begins, yes idiots, that kid is an A1 bratface. Glad you noticed. It's going to be a bumpy ride :ROFLMAO:
I think as he gets older, it's going to become more and more apparent, even to the stans, that they have really failed J$. Jenn thinks it's adorable and hilarious and you can tell a lot of it really bothers control freak Tim. They are absolutely screwed with $liver is born.
 
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oh I can't wait for the shitshow to begin. If I'm reading what everyone is posting about the latest vlog they sure do need to teach J$ boundaries. Time is running out you asshats - you are soon to be a family of four and J$ will not be the center of attention (not sure he really ever was in their world but just saying). He is not going to understand that $liver is here now and he needs Mommy and Daddy - wow what an eye opener it will be. As much as it breaks my heart for J$ he still should learn manners (like saying 'thank you' or 'please'). I can't imagine ever having my children grow up and not learn this stuff. They are the adults they are today bc DH and I took the time to show them. Not bragging here by no means but it's so important at this age (or any age), children only learn from example, and these 2 aholes are not good examples at all. And if J$ is having meltdowns now, and $liver is not even born yet, what's going to happen after he arrives? They are not going to be able to showcase the loving 'big brother' if he can't control himself now. Popcorn's cooking - i'm ready - LOL!!!! 🍿 🤣
 
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J$ really should be taught not to touch other people’s balls. Not that there is anything wrong with that, he should just be quite a bit older first. 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Riveting content

Mini Golf with Mega Cunts

J$ holds a golf club better than he holds a sandwich

These beasts are foaming at the mouth waiting for the restaurant to open. They are fully erect at the prospect of grazing soon.

Pop Quiz:

Is this an image of:

A) A hotdog left on the grill for 3 months
B) E.T.’s finger when he’s dying in the creek
C) Hideously disfigured male genitalia
D) Dim’s disgustingly dehydrated finger pointing at food he shouldn’t order…but probably will
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Is that Jenn’s dick?
 
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Jennifer, here’s a warning so you can take it down before you get yourself in trouble. You have copyright infringement in your video. You should not be showing copyrighted material in your monetized videos. The photos, recipes and content of that cookbook you showed (and made a point of pausing on so everyone can get the recipe) is copyrighted. Do you have permission from the author to share that?
There was part of the vlog that Tim was trying to be funny and (paraphrasing) that Jackson is strong is enough to hit the ball over the big hill and could beat "Mommy and Daddy." Of course Jenn says (again paraphrasing) that there was no way Jackson could do it.

Jenn was obviously offended at the innocent dad joke that her three year old kid could beat her. Number 1 Jenn, it was a joke. Number 2, use your inside voice in your head, not say it out loud you stupid duck. The statement Jackson could not do it. Of course he can't. But you sucked the life from the kid and pretend he can do it and even let him win like, humm, normal people do. It is just mini- golf (granted there are competitive mini-golf teams out there).

Why is the stupid witch competing with her kid? (well, besides the obvious as @Quasimodo stated) This is like the 2nd or 3rd time in the past week vlogs were she says something snarky toward her kid that Tim meant as a dad joke to have a little fun with his kid.
No compassionate, loving, supportive mother would EVER talk that way within hearing distance of their own precious child!
 
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So it begins, yes idiots, that kid is an A1 bratface. Glad you noticed. It's going to be a bumpy ride :ROFLMAO:
Yeah they were brave giving the little tit a putter. He could have taken a swing at one of them.
 
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