The Tim Tracker #117 Jenn Tracker.. We Salute Your Jorts!

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What's the odds that they tried to get that Bull and Bear restaurant and since they are incapable of planning didn't manage to get a reservation and ended up at Steakhouse 71 instead?
Ginn "LLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllll guys who knew that Valentines Day is every February 14th!"
 
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The nacho voiceover had more production involved than their entire back catalogue. Normally I hate when Tim buys camera gear because he doesn’t actually use it how it’s intended, but I hope this dolly keeps them from filming themselves gorging. I’ll gladly watch 4K panoramic hotdog shots over their sideways bites.
 
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Pop Quiz:

Is this an image of:

A) A hotdog left on the grill for 3 months
B) E.T.’s finger when he’s dying in the creek
C) Hideously disfigured male genitalia
D) Dim’s disgustingly dehydrated finger pointing at food he shouldn’t order…but probably will
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I never laughed so hard at something on this thread before. Tim’s hands, fingernails, lips and pube beard gross me tf out.
 
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They really are just tourists in the place they live aren't they?

I get it. I live near Washington DC. So alot of people will spend all their time in DC and not venture out to other places in the area (besides maybe the Air and Space annex near Dulles Airport or Arlington National Cemetery) like even a day trip to Baltimore or Annapolis.

They don't even show stuff on International Drive other than Icon Park or the military airplane museum near KSC or even the one in Orlando. I get it is not their thing. BUT if it is your job to show what you can do in touristy Orlando. Suck it up and show it. I know Jordon the Lion says he won't do video's he is not interested in. Unlike TTT. He actually travels. So in his case I get why he says that. But these two buttheads who never leave unless it is to AMI, Hawai'i, or hosted themed houses, Again, suck it up and show Ripley's (I TOTALLY get it is already overdone. Just using as an example).

It is like me, if I made a YT channel about what to do in the DC/Baltimore area. There is a MGM casino near DC (like 30 min drive). I do like casino's (but pretend I don't). There is stuff you can do there that is not gambling in the area (like a giant Ferris wheel) and in the casino (like shows). So I'd show that.
 
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Mini Golf with Mega Cunts

J$ holds a golf club better than he holds a sandwich

These beasts are foaming at the mouth waiting for the restaurant to open. They are fully erect at the prospect of grazing soon.

Pop Quiz:

Is this an image of:

A) A hotdog left on the grill for 3 months
B) E.T.’s finger when he’s dying in the creek
C) Hideously disfigured male genitalia
D) Dim’s disgustingly dehydrated finger pointing at food he shouldn’t order…but probably will
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D!. Jenn is probably in labour and Dim was checking how dialated she was to decide if they had time to go out and pretend they are a happy family before they had to go to the hospital to pretend their pretend miracle baby was delivered early. Stuck his hand in the secret tunnel and Jenn did what she does best and sucked the life out of it.
 
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I get it. I live near Washington DC. So alot of people will spend all their time in DC and not venture out to other places in the area (besides maybe the Air and Space annex near Dulles Airport or Arlington National Cemetery) like even a day trip to Baltimore or Annapolis.

They don't even show stuff on International Drive other than Icon Park or the military airplane museum near KSC or even the one in Orlando. I get it is not their thing. BUT if it is your job to show what you can do in touristy Orlando. Suck it up and show it. I know Jordon the Lion says he won't do video's he is not interested in. Unlike TTT. He actually travels. So in his case I get why he says that. But these two buttheads who never leave unless it is to AMI, Hawai'i, or hosted themed houses, Again, suck it up and show Ripley's (I TOTALLY get it is already overdone. Just using as an example).

It is like me, if I made a YT channel about what to do in the DC/Baltimore area. There is a MGM casino near DC (like 30 min drive). I do like casino's (but pretend I don't). There is stuff you can do there that is not gambling in the area (like a giant Ferris wheel) and in the casino (like shows). So I'd show that.
They used to do stuff like that. Dimm would drive to Cape Canaveral to see rocket launches. Those videos just didn't get the views & that was years ago. So they really wouldn't get any views now. They know they appeal to the "family" viewers but keeping it as a "travel" channel, allows them to go to theme parks. Like Dimm getting to ride Tron. He couldn't do that if he was "family" channel. Putting up 4 "family" video & 2 "theme park" videos a week counts as a "travel" channel right?
 
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This isn’t a travel channel. This isn’t a Disney or universal channel. It’s a “let’s stuff our face” channel. Those nachos look nasty and overpriced. Again if DIM/GINN WANT it, it’s ok. Jackson? Nope, too expensive. They’re so gd selfish and never should’ve had kids.

I watched my nephew this weekend. He’s only 3-4 months older than Jackson. Talks way better. Potty trained. eats a variety of food and feeds himself. Talks about music he enjoys. Jackson is so far behind.

Does anyone else’s iPhone safari REALLY STRUGGLE with the text boxes here (& at disboards, etc). Mine jumps around, spellcheck barely works etc. Super frustrating.
 
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Her belly has really dropped - that baby is coming soon. Why is she carrying that massive diaper bag? They couldn’t even take the time to correct Jackson on how to hold the putter. They are incapable of teaching him anything, including taking turns, rules of a game and not touching other people’s balls. I doubt a mini golf hole has a Par 15, especially when the stroke limit is 6. Again, use your brain Jennifer.
Nobody needs panoramic scans of food. I don’t believe they brought a sandwich for Jackson that he ate earlier. They just didn’t want to admit that they were feeding him a pile of French fries for lunch.
 
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The Tim Tracker 118: Dim’s got a tiny peen, Ginn’s got a grease sheen & how they eat is obscene
 
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Her belly has really dropped - that baby is coming soon. Why is she carrying that massive diaper bag? They couldn’t even take the time to correct Jackson on how to hold the putter. They are incapable of teaching him anything, including taking turns, rules of a game and not touching other people’s balls. I doubt a mini golf hole has a Par 15, especially when the stroke limit is 6. Again, use your brain Jennifer.
Nobody needs panoramic scans of food. I don’t believe they brought a sandwich for Jackson that he ate earlier. They just didn’t want to admit that they were feeding him a pile of French fries for lunch.
HAHAHAHA jokes on you because Jenn worked as a golf instructor for underprivileged youth when she was in high school you guuuuuuuysssssss.
 
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Does anyone else’s iPhone safari REALLY STRUGGLE with the text boxes here (& at disboards, etc). Mine jumps around, spellcheck barely works etc. Super frustrating.
Yes, very much so! I don't comment as much as I'd like because I have to get on my computer to do it. This site sucks on mobile for anything but just lurking.
 
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HAHAHAHA jokes on you because Jenn worked as a golf instructor for underprivileged youth when she was in high school you guuuuuuuysssssss.
Well that explains why Buddy is SO good at golf!! He was killing it on the huge hills on the red course.
 
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This vlog was very much the Ginn show. It was what Ginn thought about the food and the place and it was all Ginn’s muckbanging - unless I missed it there was no shots of Dim awkwardly trying to stuff his mouth with his sandwich or sucking on his milkshake straw. She’s the one who kept blabbing that the food was “actually” good 3 times but also pointed out ways the food wasn’t good…. from Dim we got that his sandwich was too garlicky. Then she has to be all we went to Sephora because DIM had to go buy something for himself *fake laugh*. She’s so into herself. They didn’t even show exploitative shots of Buddy napping in his car seat on the way home like they’d usually do. Buddy must have thrown a fit in Sephora. He’ll probably pick up at some point that throwing fits = less cameras all up in his face (and butt sometimes) and less nonsensical close-ended questions from the idiots who donated their egg and sperm to create him.
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Well that explains why Buddy is SO good at golf!! He was killing it on the huge hills on the red course.
Boy those hills huh? Yuuuuuuge! So big! Wow! Hills! Much! Many hills! Ahhh bumps! More bumps! Ahhhh hills!!!!

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I agree that Jackson did not eat a sandwich before and that the fries were his lunch.
Also, there was no water on the table. I don’t for a minute believe Jenn drinks water. She probably has tea or something in her water bottles when she does the lives.

I went back to their Chef Mickey/Akershus meals and at Chef Mickey’s, none of them have water. At Akershus, it seems water was brought out to them. Tim’s at one point looks like he drank half. Jenn’s remains untouched throughout dinner.
 
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Also, back to their Rivieria stay- there is NO way she wouldn’t have filmed herself and Buddy at the splash pad on their check out day if they actually went to the splash pad when Dim was begging CMs at Tron. Even if there wasn’t enough footage she would have taken a picture, filtered the tit out of it and posted it on IG as a post or story with some “best day ever!” caption or sticker. She probably napped with Buddy in the Tesla while waiting for Dim because she’s incapable of exploring the resort on her own and actually spending quality unfilmed time with Buddy and talking to him normally and without asking a bunch of stupid questions and telling him “you did good” repeatedly. 🥴
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I agree that Jackson did not eat a sandwich before and that the fries were his lunch.
Also, there was no water on the table. I don’t for a minute believe Jenn drinks water. She probably has tea or something in her water bottles when she does the lives.

I went back to their Chef Mickey/Akershus meals and at Chef Mickey’s, none of them have water. At Akershus, it seems water was brought out to them. Tim’s at one point looks like he drank half. Jenn’s remains untouched throughout dinner.
She’s all about her overpriced mocktails and her unlimited refills of iced tea. Funnily enough on their last live she even pointed out she was drinking tea from First Watch.
 
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