Would you mind pulling down the 2 inches of jorts that's ridden up into your yeasty crotch? 
She's like an avocado that's way past being ripe.
She's like an avocado that's way past being ripe.
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Probably. And they made Jackson take a nap, then woke him up so they could leave for the airport to catch a red eye flight back to Florida !
Meanwhile, while he napped they saw Mickey, Minnie and Donald in their Hawaiian outfits.
Jackson would have LOVED it!!
---
Jinx! That was my exact thought
They so aggressively fondle every piece of merch. Stop rubbing your nasty fingers all over something if you're not going to buy it, that's so unnecessary. Dim got so excited about Duffy and Duffy's friend being "naked", the guy behind Ginn looked startled (I approve of his hat 
).
Dim was also really into the "large poseable" Moana doll.
Even her lower arms are seeing the effects of her food binging.
).
Dim was also really into the "large poseable" Moana doll.
Even her lower arms are seeing the effects of her food binging.
To get themselves a Mary Poppins that can actually fly the kids to the islands, I guess. If they do Aulani again next year their stupid. Just like they were stupid this year after last years video catastrophe. I wonder if they are trying to write it off as a loss, I'm sure that will work out great if they audited.
Whenever I see Jenn's toes, I think of Mac and Me (Mac's fingers
).
Did they have him scream off the balcony every bleeping morning at AAWAAHAAAAhhaaani?
TheTimTracker#114: Jumbo Shrimp and Jumbo Simp
Ooh ooh, or this!
TheTimTracker#114: Jumbo Shrimp and Jumbo Simp
Buddy looks like he's plotting how to break his egg donor's ankles.
What the hell is wrong with her lip on the left side??? It looks swollen on the top and bottom.Why does the tip of his pinky look like it wants to fall off and die?
Why so negative? I look at it as Dim training the kid to not want to return to the nap bunker.
He has penis fingers, too?!!
Do you think if someone flipped off Dim in a clip like this Ginn would leave it in?
I like when they pretend some of the junk they've bought is for random mysterious "friends". So did they tell their "friend" they couldn't give him his little magnetic shoulder stuffed turtle for more than a month after they returned from their trip because they had to film a stupid "HUGE HAUL!" vlog first? 
---
Dim showing off the plastic drink tumbler you can get soda refills in: "we talked about this all throughout our vlog series".
No dude, you talked about it in one vlog while you sat by the pool without your kid stuffing your faces with sausage and shrimpies and talking with your mouths full. Pepperidge Farm remembers, even if you never seem to.
---
Dim showing off the plastic drink tumbler you can get soda refills in: "we talked about this all throughout our vlog series".
No dude, you talked about it in one vlog while you sat by the pool without your kid stuffing your faces with sausage and shrimpies and talking with your mouths full. Pepperidge Farm remembers, even if you never seem to.
I think the kid gets upset about going back home, because they make it sound like home isn’t that great to be. Just by the tone of Dim’s voice saying it’s time to go home and visit their house. They also don’t clean their house much and it’s stressful living amongst a mess and the hotels, ships, etc usually get cleaned often.Watching it now they are blabbing about the ten million t-shirts that they bought. I didn't buy near as much as them when I went overseas when I studied abroad. God, they make me so sick.
Beginning of the video feeds into J$ epic trip leaving tantrums with them saying they have to leave. Really, I wish they didn't do departure day videos and didn't make a huge deal about leaving. It annoys me and everyone with common sense, and we all know that B1 thinking it's okay to pout and throw a fit when you have to go back home.
And then they eat and leave him with Nanny B so they can buy more junk. Guess a bring shame closet is needed Dim. They also laugh about their gross eating saying they are going to buckle down (spoiler alert they don't).
Also, Dim being shocked you can buy Hawaiian things online
Eww Jen looks like a marshmallow dusted partially in Cheetos in those hideous maternity photos. And Dim gets some shorts that fit.
Do you think they're stockpiling crap for an Ebay shop or something as their secret safe gig? It's a ridiculous amount of tit. How many of those turtles and teddy things do they have?! Every trip they bring home several. Why would they wait a month to use the crap they bought? Nobody cares, and your cultists will watch your HHAAAWWLLL, do you love it? schlock fest of excess of Tim, Jane & (not)Jackson.
Ahh, you know what I'm going to say..... photoshop strikes yet again!
It’s annoying cause you can get that stuff either at the Poly gift shop, on eBay, or the Vero Beach gift shop. We just went to the Poly today and they had some shirts, bags, and a spirit jersey from Aulani. Then their attempt at getting the chocolate covered macadamia nuts are at Target. The shortbread cookies are at the Poly and on Amazon.I like when they pretend some of the junk they've bought is for random mysterious "friends". So did they tell their "friend" they couldn't give him his little magnetic shoulder stuffed turtle for more than a month after they returned from their trip because they had to film a stupid "HUGE HAUL!" vlog first?
---
Dim showing off the plastic drink tumbler you can get soda refills in: "we talked about this all throughout our vlog series".
No dude, you talked about it in one vlog while you sat by the pool without your kid stuffing your faces with sausage and shrimpies and talking with your mouths full. Pepperidge Farm remembers, even if you never seem to.
Attachments
I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if they dry hump all their stuffed animals. Poor "naked" Duffy.Do you think they're stockpiling crap for an Ebay shop or something as their secret safe gig? It's a ridiculous amount of tit. How many of those turtles and teddy things do they have?! Every trip they bring home several. Why would they wait a month to use the crap they bought? Nobody cares, and your cultists will watch your HHAAAWWLLL, do you love it? schlock fest of excess of Tim, Jane & (not)Jackson.
---
Ginn: I know we have a lot of t-shirts but we just haaaaaad to get these t-shirts!
Also Ginn: Oh I completely forgot I got this tshirt from Kahlua - Koala - our Kooaahhlooooahhhh Ranch TORES!
Also Ginn: I wish I knew what it said on the shirt! (try googling it, you intrepid research expert)
Last edited:
I mean, yeah. He's finger bleeping his Loungefly while he does it. We've seen that pinky.
And they're threatening a FOURTH trip. Why not just travel the world? They've could've traveled the globe twice on just what they wasted on these stupid trips. Huhuhuhuhuh tuuune in for the same tit. Again.
Almost choked at Ginn saying of one of her many t-shirts: "I got this oversized so I can wear it with leggings".
Um.... that shirt is not "over-sized", it's going to be way too tight even after Anotherson escapes from the fiery depths ofhell your womb and you already wear leggings with your skin-tight t-shirts that don't cover your camel toe. I guess whatever helps you sleep better at night and halfway through the next day though.
---
She says Buddy has been wearing this shirt since they got back. It looks like it also hasn't been washed since he started wearing it. It's stained and ridiculously wrinkled.
Can't Dim borrow one of her sports bras?
Um.... that shirt is not "over-sized", it's going to be way too tight even after Anotherson escapes from the fiery depths of
---
She says Buddy has been wearing this shirt since they got back. It looks like it also hasn't been washed since he started wearing it. It's stained and ridiculously wrinkled.
Can't Dim borrow one of her sports bras?
Last edited:
- Status