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Recap: Tattlers spend more time filling the threads than Jenn does on editing. Again activities perfect for a 3 year old are enjoyed without said 3 year old. Jenn has been pregnant for 5000 years by the size of her belly. Hawaii became a state in a shorter time then Jenn posted and edited the latest Aulani trip. Adam trolls Tim and makes for the most entertaining videos in a while. Tim's idea of hygienic and healthy eating continues to astonish us by his low standards.
I think Planny B eats pretty good whereas Stanny 1 didn't. I don't know if they pay for their meals on these trips but that must have pissed Timefer off. She got a bucket of bacon?
Waitā¦you mean Planny B eats more right? Because Stanny Lynn was vegetarian and seemed to eat pretty healthy from what they showed?
When Dim implied he was going to take measures to prevent baby #3, maybe he didnāt mean a vasectomy. Maybe he simply planned on wearing tight shorts to squish his wee balls to death.
Sigh...these cunts kayaking and paddleboarding without a PFD in sight... 
I spend way more time here than I did watching Tracker videos back in the day. I can't recall the exact thing they said or did that made me want to seek out others with like minded opinions on them but I always thought they were just shy of trailer trash who happened to luck into fame.
I was waiting for the new thread to comment on this video LOL
Okay first, I counted 7 stops on this tour. FIVE of them centered around food (the coffee/hot chocolate place, the pastries at the place that Elvis had a picnic, the chocolate factory, the food trucks for lunch, and the shaved ice place). Now Iāve never been to Hawaii, but I canāt imagine that there wasnāt more to see besides food.
Second, I laughed out loud at them looking for J$ās name on a surfboard souvenir, finding it, and then seemingly put it back. I guess weāll find out in the next riveting video whether or not they did actually buy it for him, but COME ON. To try to find his name and then just put it back would be ridiculous, and just goes to show that they wouldnāt spare a few dollars for him.
Third, Tim was SUCH a dick at the chocolate factory. Paraphrase: āI know people really like the smell of this, but I think it smells terrible hereā. Okay and why did you feel the need to say it at all, let alone twice? There was no point, other than to complain. The nut butters at the end of that part looked good, canāt wait to visit the website at the link that the editing genius promised to put in the descriptāoh looks like itās not there. Shocker.
Fourth, you could tell how annoyed Tim was with Jackson jumping all over him at the shaved ice place. If only there was a way to teach a 3 year old to not do that. Oh well.
Thereās so much more, including Jennās interest in the restaurant across the street (which turned out to be a McDonaldās) after ALREADY eating a tit ton of garlic shrimp at food stop #4 of the tour, but those stood out to me the most.
Okay first, I counted 7 stops on this tour. FIVE of them centered around food (the coffee/hot chocolate place, the pastries at the place that Elvis had a picnic, the chocolate factory, the food trucks for lunch, and the shaved ice place). Now Iāve never been to Hawaii, but I canāt imagine that there wasnāt more to see besides food.
Second, I laughed out loud at them looking for J$ās name on a surfboard souvenir, finding it, and then seemingly put it back. I guess weāll find out in the next riveting video whether or not they did actually buy it for him, but COME ON. To try to find his name and then just put it back would be ridiculous, and just goes to show that they wouldnāt spare a few dollars for him.
Third, Tim was SUCH a dick at the chocolate factory. Paraphrase: āI know people really like the smell of this, but I think it smells terrible hereā. Okay and why did you feel the need to say it at all, let alone twice? There was no point, other than to complain. The nut butters at the end of that part looked good, canāt wait to visit the website at the link that the editing genius promised to put in the descriptāoh looks like itās not there. Shocker.
Fourth, you could tell how annoyed Tim was with Jackson jumping all over him at the shaved ice place. If only there was a way to teach a 3 year old to not do that. Oh well.
Thereās so much more, including Jennās interest in the restaurant across the street (which turned out to be a McDonaldās) after ALREADY eating a tit ton of garlic shrimp at food stop #4 of the tour, but those stood out to me the most.
From the look on his face I think heās squished them all the way up to his throat
HE GOT THE EFFING BURGER! In terms of being exciting/adventurous, Tim is the human equivalent to stale white bread.
And Jennā¦can anyone say Greasyville, USA?
The Tim Tracker #114: Another day, another burger.
And Jennā¦can anyone say Greasyville, USA?
The Tim Tracker #114: Another day, another burger.
No, Jenn had an open lei because the closed one wouldnāt fit over her large head
oh good lord - I accidently put the newest vlog on .25 speed instead of 2x and just about peed myself laughing so hard - they sounded so drunk.
BTW, when they got out to visit that secret beach, was J$ with them or did they leave him sleeping in the car with another stranger???
BTW, when they got out to visit that secret beach, was J$ with them or did they leave him sleeping in the car with another stranger???
No, Stanny B is with them.
I almost tit myself when they allowed Jackson to get on the paddle board with Yanni when he only has the puddle jumper on. What the duck is wrong with these people??
āThis is what Tim does, he drives me into the super nice area where we could never ever afford a home even if we made really good money and then he shows me what we can ACTUALLY afford and Iām like āohā *insert bitchy ass entitled face here*ā
if you guys want some old garbage to watch where Jenn once again shows her true colors
Million Dollar Homes And Meth!?! (9.7.13)
if you guys want some old garbage to watch where Jenn once again shows her true colors
Million Dollar Homes And Meth!?! (9.7.13)
Iām sure he was in much safer hands with Yanni on the paddle board than he was in the kayak with his own parents.
Watching the tore video and it's funny how the tour guide is trying to impart some real information and Dim and Ginn are idiotsplaining while missing the important bits. Dim was weirdly insulting of the chocolate factory for absolutely no bleeping reason. They only perked up when they started getting chocolate samples in the store. Oh, and they loved the generic island signs. It's like he didn't want to do this even though the guide tailored the tour to primarily just shoving their fat haole faces. He actually talks over the guide to add his asshole 'commentary' about tit he doesn't know and will certainly get wrong. Nobody cares about the bleeping signs you idiots, they wanted to see the scenery. At least Yanni tried to give J$ something special. And J$ pulling on Dim's arm with no correction to end the day. Gin's eyebrows at home, why does she insist on going through the entire spectrum on colors that AREN'T right. We've bleeping told you what to buy-go do it, stupid. Nobody wants to see footage of film location home movies. And the gluttons threaten us with merch hauls.
I did notice some comment remarking on all her inappropriate food choices.
I did notice some comment remarking on all her inappropriate food choices.
This witch isn't grateful for her McMansion in Lake Nona (and that her property value has increased thanks to Disney and new development in the town), a nanny, luxury vehicles (that she won't drive so she has chauffeur Dim), a house and storage locker full of "vacation hauls" that she can sell on Ebay and oh let me not forget (because she did) land whale is pregnant with her 2nd miracle child in within 3 years. F all the way off, I hope Oliver has colic and explosive diarrhea until he's 3.
Well, that was so typical. I can't wait till we have the inevitable We Did a Colaguard Test Home Vlog since Dim has eaten a burger every other meal. And seriously, for two people to have visited Hawaii at least three times (who knows if they've gone before given the way they lie) I feel like they have not made the most of their time their. At least a third of that vacation was just staying and bitching at the resort. At least we didn't get to see the Lilly Pulitzer catastrophe dress. I noticed they cut out dinner here, though they ate so much dinner probably wasn't necessary. Hell, this is the Snackers we know they probably dosed down another five course seafood dinner and double hamburger for Dim.
When we first saw the pictures of them in the kayak without the life vests, I almost let it slide because itās pretty tricky to tip over in a kayak, and also fairly difficult to fall out of one if not leaning over the side. Watching him climb onto the paddle board with no real flotation device was truly horrifying, especially when he was shown later paddling it with the paddle. One wrong angle of that paddle hitting the water and that kid was going for a swim.
I've said it before, will say it again....based on that horribly awkward and gross screen cap:
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