The Tim Tracker #113 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz

[esc2476]

So far this vlog has all the highlights:

-Intelligible J$
-Over shopping
-Nap for J$ (where is he even napping since they checked-out already?)
-Over eating

And I barely am through the first 1/3 (not even at the airport yet)....it's a classic!

 

[Darktrooper0205]

Somebody should call cps…just saying.

 

[esc2476]

About one of her purchases (Wishables):

"People are like what are you going to do with them? And honestly, I don't know. I needed them. I needed them in my life."

 

[TubeTired]

About one of her purchases (Wishables):

"People are like what are you going to do with them? And honestly, I don't know. I needed them. I needed them in my life."

She'll display them in the bag they came in on the floor of their palatial hovel.

 

[Quasimodo]

I'll take "Faces That Are Beyond Punchable" for $2000, Alex. The bleep finally decided to insert "babymoon" back into the vlog title. "Gift Shop Shopping" wOoOoOoOoW. "Huge Haul" - way to be completely out of bleeping touch you dense mofos. bleeping whitebread Dim and him showing his true colors with that "you can't find this in the United States" comment. Hey ASSHOLE, Hawaiians are American. The bleeping colonizers you worried about being attacked by mosquitos made sure to take over so uncultured bland pieces of tit like you and your turd of a wife could come visit every year and eat burgers and shrimpies and barely put a toe outside your comfort zone while abandoning your spawn and buying a ton of "exclusive" future-landfill-junk made in China.

Yes, I bet they got absolutely squashed, "China Doll".

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Watching it now they are blabbing about the ten million t-shirts that they bought. I didn't buy near as much as them when I went overseas when I studied abroad. God, they make me so sick.

Beginning of the video feeds into J$ epic trip leaving tantrums with them saying they have to leave. Really, I wish they didn't do departure day videos and didn't make a huge deal about leaving. It annoys me and everyone with common sense, and we all know that B1 thinking it's okay to pout and throw a fit when you have to go back home.

And then they eat and leave him with Nanny B so they can buy more junk. Guess a bring shame closet is needed Dim. They also laugh about their gross eating saying they are going to buckle down (spoiler alert they don't).

Also, Dim being shocked you can buy Hawaiian things online there's this thing called the internet also a lot of that junk you bought is made is some sweat shop in some poor underdeveloped country and you're paying off the wazoo for a "Hawaiian" design.

Eww Jen looks like a marshmallow dusted partially in Cheetos in those hideous maternity photos. And Dim gets some shorts that fit.

 

[hcslacs]

A minute in and there’s Dim making Buddy all sad and whiny about leaving. Why do they suck so much and do that every single vacation?

 

[notasponsor]

Planny B hand feeding J$.

Ginn forgot she bought this shirt. She took so long to edit and bought so much crap in Hawaii.

Dim's eye keeps getting worse and worse. It will probably be barely open once Oliver arrives.

Their ~maternity photos~. The white dress was definitely a choice. Dim's shorts are so tight they look painted on.

 

[airbusA330]

So far this vlog has all the highlights:

-Intelligible J$
-Over shopping
-Nap for J$ (where is he even napping since they checked-out already?)
-Over eating

And I barely am through the first 1/3 (not even at the airport yet)....it's a classic!

It has everything…

 

[mjm9]

almost 20 minutes of Hawaii haul!
(starts at 21:14). I tried to keep track of how much they spent, but gave up cause there was so much stuff!

Isn’t this their third trip to Aulani/Hawaii?

The entire haul for those who don’t want to watch.

Spoiler: Hawaii/Aulani haul

$45 bag / $15 each bear keychain

Another frame $25

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$10 each

$20.
Below Aulani shirts $45 each

$45

Another pineapple cup $26

$24

$15 salt

Duffy keychain $15

Imbris said:
Okay I tracked the haul and guessed at the stuff they didn't give the price for. Didn't count gifts for others. They bought TWELVE shirts/onesies. The total cost for everything is roughly $600!!!!!! And they want to go to Aulani every year.

Bag 45
Duffy stuffyx2 30
Frame 25
Cup 20
Wishablesx2 20
Tim tshirtsx2 90
Ranch tshirtsx3 90?
Xmas sweater 90?
More shirtsx5 105?
ANOTHER Tim shirt 20
Jar 12
Jenn cup 26
ANOTHER Jenn cup 25

Thanks for the breakdown @Imbris!

 

[Quasimodo]

Wow Buddddddyyyyyyyy, loook at all the fruit on your plate!

Ginn got like at least 3 plates of food (cause she wants to try everything you guyzzzz - you know, the same freaking waffles and omelet and potatoes you can get anywhere in the UnItEd StAteS) and did her same ol' "I'm gonna be sharing it (with my fellow FUPA sista)" bullshit.

Their ~maternity photos~. The white dress was definitely a choice. Dim's shorts are so tight they look painted on.
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They look... like they should be on a future episode of Snapped or Dateline. This is the photography Ahhh-lani rips you off on, huh? Unless Ginn ruined the exposure and saturation because she was trying to make herself and Dimmifer look like something besides the greasy turds that they are. I like how this time Dim's hiding his belly behind Ginn instead of last time when she was hiding her non-pregnant belly behind him.

 

[Southpaw33]

Their ~maternity photos~. The white dress was definitely a choice. Dim's shorts are so tight they look painted on.
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HOLY tit. That dress..I mean, her belly looks gigantic in these pics. It is cut in a way that just makes her middle look even more wide and round, plus shows every leg and butt bulge. It looks like she is carrying a snoozing Buddy von Napp under there.

 

[notasponsor]

At the end of the video they mention how they only book Aulani when it is 35% off. They mentioned how stans wondered how they're able to afford the trips. They might be starting to realize stans aren't enjoying their monthly ~once in a lifetime~ trips.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

That white dress may be one of the most unflattering things she's ever worn and that's saying something.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn: "We just want to do a little more exploring while we can."
This is your 10TH DAY AT THE SAME RESORT YOU ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY STAY ON THE LAST 3 TIMES IN THE LAST 3 YEARS THAT YOU WENT THERE. "Explore" means something entirely different in their dictionary.

 

[esc2476]

They mentioned at the end that they want to do this annually (yearly in Jenn-speak). A terror rings out among all the sea animals around Hawaii (just when they thought it was safe for awhile).

 

[hcslacs]

Um, where did Buddy take his nap right before they got into the car and left Aulani? They said they were checking out at 11 but not leaving the resort til 3? Did B just plop him on a couch in the lobby?

 

[Quasimodo]

This one's for @Southpaw33

 

[Iwantallthetea]

If it’s hosted they will come…

Our next thread title?? Credit to airbusA330 if chosen

The Tim Tracker#114: If it's hosted they will come

 

[hcslacs]

So next time the plan is to island hop. Because it didn’t fit into the plan this time. What plan did they have? They sat around on their asses for days. Maybe it interfered with napping?

I really don’t see how they’ll island hop with an infant if they really go again later this year.

I assume that shot of Gin and Buddy next to each other on the plane was simply for tattle. I’m sure B quickly changed seats with her right after.