Because they're the most inept "professional YouTubers" there are. They can't even get a Live to start right after years of doing them pretty consistently.
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Should we burst Dim’s bubble? Sammie Sage is married to a woman who also appears to be an entertainer and in their band. I was curious one day because him and Emma look cute together, so I went down the rabbit hole of his IG profile.
It would be the ultimate M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist if Ginn really is like competent off the camera, and is a cold, calculating cut throat person.
Seriously if they are as inept as they appear to be in vlogs, then they really are the current day Beverly Hillbillies, except they lack the morals, empathy, and grace the Klampetts had.
Ugh, he does look ridiculously worn. I think it's pretty clear someone has used the pregnancy to completely check out of parenting-not that they did much anyway. I've mentioned it before but a part of me really thinks if they still have funds left the props will be sent off to boarding school when they get of age. I think they'll likely blame how school makes filming difficult and how the kids are so special baby geniuses they need to be sent away. However, that is only if they are still afloat by that point. The channel is already spinning the drain at this point, and no matter how many followers they buy they are not going to revive it. Also, they seem inept on embracing new forms of social media. And as much as a Tech Maven that Jenblob makes herself out to be with her Instagram Research their age is starting to show. They come off like the annoying relative who posts TMI on Facebook. Their audience is going to age out and wise up.
The thumbnail is also not doing him any favors. This dumb open mouth smile makes him look like he is missing teeth.
These two dolts really are clueless when it comes to picking thumbnails. This would do nothing to entice a casual viewer to click on the video.
Unless it’s some sort of sick twisted backwoods redneck looking for someone with a mouth he likes
I wonder why they think it's okay to smile like that.
LOL not the diabeetus
I feel like this is Jennothy anytime Timmifer does any work in her presence
How about a thumbnail with you having a genuine reaction on Slinky Dog rather than looking into the camera with a fake ass, ugly open mouth?
Okay, didn't recognize what ya'll were talking about until I saw the diabeetus line, lol.LOL not the diabeetus
I also doubt they could ever keep any sort of schedule. They always seem to be late to everything. They don’t know when/if Buddy will go down for his nap. They don’t know when/if Gin will get out of bed or off the laundry room floor. They don’t know when/if Dim will need to go potty. It’s easier just to do it as a surprise. Even if that makes no sense to try to get viewers.
Dim has a tagged pic of him on Instagram with 2 kids where he forgot his usual creepy toothless smile - I imagine that's how he actually feels around children and forgot to phone it in.
The thumbnails seem like they were chosen by Ginn as her passive-aggressive FOMO petty way to stick it to him. He looked like he was going to upchuck when he wasn't "wheeing" and "whooing" and waddling (I feel bad for whoever was sitting next to him on Slinky, he sounded like he was acting out some weird-ass porno. Or weird ass porno). She probably didn't appreciate that he gave more compliments to Woody than he does to her and that he ogled the chipmunks' butts in a weirdly dimly lit area of the park. He didn't leave the park until around 1am, and she was most likely still up when he came home (cause she can't sleep alone) and integrated him on how many Mickey bars he devoured.
He must have had quite the sugar hangover yesterday morning when he woke up. He must have had at least a couple of Mickey bars + that "fried goodness" greasy bbq sandwich + the hot chocolate pop tart. I'm slightly younger than them, but I don't know how they can eat like teenagers who are high AF and not totally regret it. I guess it's the same with someone who is an addict to drugs or alcohol - technically what they're consuming/drinking/injecting/snorting excessively should make them feel like absolute tit because it's so unhealthy, but the withdrawals are even worse so they keep doing it.
The thumbnails seem like they were chosen by Ginn as her passive-aggressive FOMO petty way to stick it to him. He looked like he was going to upchuck when he wasn't "wheeing" and "whooing" and waddling (I feel bad for whoever was sitting next to him on Slinky, he sounded like he was acting out some weird-ass porno. Or weird ass porno). She probably didn't appreciate that he gave more compliments to Woody than he does to her and that he ogled the chipmunks' butts in a weirdly dimly lit area of the park. He didn't leave the park until around 1am, and she was most likely still up when he came home (cause she can't sleep alone) and integrated him on how many Mickey bars he devoured.
He must have had quite the sugar hangover yesterday morning when he woke up. He must have had at least a couple of Mickey bars + that "fried goodness" greasy bbq sandwich + the hot chocolate pop tart. I'm slightly younger than them, but I don't know how they can eat like teenagers who are high AF and not totally regret it. I guess it's the same with someone who is an addict to drugs or alcohol - technically what they're consuming/drinking/injecting/snorting excessively should make them feel like absolute tit because it's so unhealthy, but the withdrawals are even worse so they keep doing it.
I don't even know how Jenblob actually worked in retail for a few years. I can't imagine her setting an alarm to go to her shift, picking up her phone in case she needed to fill in, or what not. It does flummox my mind that at one point they had to actually adult somewhat. Now I doubt that Jen could even take care of a chia pet on her own.
Live view from the Tracker’s laundry room:
Plot twist: she's not even actually doing any laundry. She's just rocking back and forth on the floor.
Grimace isn't orange enough but other than that there's a perfect likeness.
Rocking back and forth is far too much physical activity for her
It pains me to lump Jennothy in with an absolute legend like Gritty but…
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