THE HOUSE RENOVATIONS BEGIN!
Mila is on her scuttlebug. Lazy sings Baby Shark in her trash American accent. Jace is cracking her up because he’s laying on the sofa wearing a head torch. Lazy needs to get him dressed, put away the breakfast bowls and toys. Jace and Mila have been doing a threading activity.
Of course he’s a pro and she isn’t.
Lazy almost cried because the orbeez have grown. The colours are perfect for the Arctic setup she’s doing for Jace and Mila. The ice has frozen. Lazy fills up a bowl with water and adds blue food colouring. Mila doesn’t want blue because it’s ugly.
Esmé is convinced she’s taller than Lazy. She isn’t. Lazy thinks she’s at least three inches taller than her. Esmé hasn’t seen orbeez in years.
Mila says she wants the pink paint smock. Jace mocks how she says “yes please” as “pwess pwease”. Lazy tells him she tried her best as that’s what matters.
I don’t know what that little brat thinks he’s talking about; I’ve only recently started to be able to understand what he’s saying. Lazy has put cheap £1.27 Temu paint smocks on them.
And she worries about fluoride? The ice cubes and animal figures are added to the water and orbeez.
Rain. Water activity. Aurora. Lazy was fuming five minutes ago thinking she’d been ripped off. She bought a 10 pack of A4 ziploc thingymabobbydos. When she opened the box there were only five. They were only £5.50 but Creepstopher didn’t know what the big deal was. Lazy is buzzing because Temu have refunded the £5 and she can keep her stupid ziplocs. Cackling. Jace snitches on Mila for making mess whilst he’s cleaning. He played for half an hour and she played “for 20 minutes more than half an hour so almost an hour”.
Does thicko not know what 50 minutes is? She’s put the paint smock back on and is playing again after a 45 minute break.
Creepstopher put two shelves up in the laundry room when they moved in that were meant to be used for the kids’ clothes so they could take them upstairs. They’ve turned into dump sites so both shelves are coming down. The floor needs a proper scrub
as do the occupants of the house. The Inghams have a load of alcohol from Christmas 2022 so they’re either going to bin it or put it on the bar cart. The girls do laundry if they want to wear something tomorrow or spill a cup of tea on their bedding. They don’t bin the empty laundry detergent containers and the worktop is a mess.
Creepstopher likes to have "his" electronics on the kitchen worktops and Lazy hates it. He wants the juicer, coffee machine, toaster, hot pot, slow cooker and air fryer out and the sides are cluttered. They’re compromising by having the slow cooker, hot pot and air fryer on the laundry room worktop. There are two units going in the laundry room. The other will go in the playroom, which is also getting a massive revamp. Isla has to start making her bracelets for the Taylor Swift concert.
Lazy has bought 10 more reusable nappies. The girls are causing havoc in the kitchen making lunch. Isabelle had her lunch at 11am. Creepstopher always tells the girls they have to make a team effort with the kitchen. Their daily chores are unload the dishwasher, load the dishwasher and clean the surfaces. Each night they take turns with the chores. The dinning table is the best job. Lazy’s job is to make dinner every night and Creepstopher cleans the floors. It’s a team effort in the Ingham house.
Creepstopher wants to have a paddy and throw all the flat-packs in the bin because there’s so many bits and steps. Bodge the Builder time lapse.
Cackling. Jace is playing with his remote control monster truck. Mila wants to play on the demolished trampoline. The outdoor stairs don’t appear to have had any work done to them. Mila nearly trips on the paving slabs.
The first unit is in. Creepstopher refuses to do any more today. He thinks two should go side by side. Lazy says paint and arts and craft stuff would naturally go in the laundry room as she wouldn’t leave them in the playroom. The other will be for food such as herbs and spices as Lazy’s collection is in a narrow cupboard. One cupboard is a junk cupboard of pasta and fajita mixes. The girls throw the food packets in there. Lazy is frustrated as the laundry room won’t be finished today. She’s trying to train herself not to be frustrated. She wants to knock Creepstopher out because he says she’s does nothing.
Messy kitchen. Creepstopher hoovers. He wants to throw the orbeez away but Lazy is keeping them. She doesn’t know why they’re married as they’re so different. Cupboard.
The Inghams are winding down by getting some of Aurora’s Christmas present out. Creepstopher is watching some rubbish on the telly.
End of vlog
Some sort of house rules. Looks like the only punishment Lazy and Creepstopher know is removing phones. Probably to check they haven’t been ready Tattle. They’ll probably give Jace a phone for his birthday as Isla got one when she was 6.
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Dirty laundry belongs in the laundry, not the bedroom. I don’t know how they would get through it all with a family that size. We’re a family of four and the washing machine and dried are always going.
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