Yeah but if he goes as Chris Ingham, he will scare all the little kids.
The Ingham Family #289 When Creepy gave Lazy a round of applause, she didn’t realise he meant the clap.
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Let’s be honest he scares everyone!!
Esme’s birthday wish list vlog - £360.05 worth of items on there that she asked for - fair dos, most kids make a wish list of items. Sarah please remember you spent around half that on Isla for her birthday in April - let’s not forget the MacBooks were the main presents! It isn’t a milestone birthday so Esme doesn’t deserve any special treatment over Isla - she didn’t even get a decent day out as you had to consider the dogs so took her to a seaside town for the day.
Eyes will be on Esme’s birthday vlog when it gets uploaded and what you share remains forever not just on your channel but on other platforms on the internet over which you have no control. If you have any spec of decency as a mother just remember that Isla will look back at these vlogs.
Regarding Esme’s vlog - is anyone checking what she’s going to upload? She is almost 14 - ‘whole’ should be a regular word used in her studies across the three core subjects alone and she should be able to spell that now - proof yet again about the shoddy ‘home schooling’ going on in your household! Not going to lie, initially I read that wrong and thought it said something it didn’t!
Save the girl from embarrassment as that was something that could have been picked up straight away if one of you had taken the time to watch it properly before uploading to her channel.
Where’s the wonderful Dyson hair styler she was gifted - no need for cheap straighteners surely?
Eyes will be on Esme’s birthday vlog when it gets uploaded and what you share remains forever not just on your channel but on other platforms on the internet over which you have no control. If you have any spec of decency as a mother just remember that Isla will look back at these vlogs.
Regarding Esme’s vlog - is anyone checking what she’s going to upload? She is almost 14 - ‘whole’ should be a regular word used in her studies across the three core subjects alone and she should be able to spell that now - proof yet again about the shoddy ‘home schooling’ going on in your household! Not going to lie, initially I read that wrong and thought it said something it didn’t!
Save the girl from embarrassment as that was something that could have been picked up straight away if one of you had taken the time to watch it properly before uploading to her channel.
Where’s the wonderful Dyson hair styler she was gifted - no need for cheap straighteners surely?
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Not even that - literally nothing happened - no-one near her and neither she nor her trolley moved. She made 2 sec comment that it felt like someone had pushed her trolley - I swear if you blinked you would have missed it… Chris must spend all bloody night trying to think up fake scenarios to use as vlog titles.
Gefu x
I think it was the noice behind her of someone slamming the cart into something that made her jump a little. Because they are always looking over their shoulder for imaginary trolls.
Oooohhhhh....I've got those straighteners.....but I'm not set for life.
GETTING PUSHED IN A SHOP 22 WEEKS PREGNANT!
Heatwave. Lazy is in such a good mood as she’s off to the shops. They don’t want to be taking things out of the caravan so they're buying storage boxes. She wonders if any ifam need to move stuff from one van to the other. They’re off to Wickes, The Range and Home Bargains. It’s cheaper to buy sun cream here than in Europe. Lazy is excited to makeover her bedroom today. Scatter cushions will finish the room off but they haven’t arrived yet. The awning comes out 4 metres.
Creepstopher checked the weather before they left the house and it’s literally 100°. He and Lazy are laying on sun loungers in a shop. He won’t let her buy them as they're too big. Lazy is having a toddler tantrum and refusing to get off it until he buys it. She has to roll over like a roly poly to get off it. Her bum is starving and she doesn’t want to walk around with her shorts up her arse. Creepstopher doesn’t understand why some loungers are more expensive than others.
Creepstopher is the most enthusiastic person before going shopping but when they get there he’s constantly moaning and doesn’t want to spend money. It’s quite an affair to go to the beach. The cooler bag on wheels broke and he told Lazy to just carry the food in carrier bags. She doesn’t want warm sandwiches. Lazy pretends someone pushed her. No one is there when she turns around. She’s seen ice packs. Creepstopher moaned about that too and wondered why they needed a cooler bag. Lazy has decided they need a pop up bin because they don’t want a bin bag in the middle of the van. Creepstopher moaned about the £1 pack of 20 black bags.
Lazy wants umbrellas for the beach. The 1.8m umbrellas are £9.99. They have a UV tent that two people fit in. He didn’t want to buy the one for six people. He’s happy to spend £2 on a monster drink. Lazy finds storage boxes for Mila for her Little People figures. Creepstopher says no but she says yes.
Lazy and Creepstopher are home. Jace is stealing blueberries out of the box. Isabelle needs them for a video. All the fruit was opened when they got home with the food shop. Dinner tonight is random but everyone has random meals when it gets hot. They’re having mango, raspberry, kiwi and avocado pasta salad with baguettes and pre cooked chicken. Creepstopher isn’t hungry after eating a magnum in the car so she isn’t making dinner yet. He needs to empty and clean the van. Jace and Mila are pushing a caravan to each other.
Lazy is in the van moaning about the heat. Creepstopher moved all his crap out. There was a lot of sawdust to clean up. Lazy doesn’t have everything she needs but can make it more homely. She unboxes the stuff she ordered from Asda. They’re keeping the divider the previous owners used for co-sleeping in so the bed is even bigger. Lazy tells us what she is doing to ruin the bedroom. Loads of space blah blah blah. Not enough work surface in the kitchen… poor us. There’s only space on top of the oven hood. Creepstopher bought a chopping board from ikea and attached it to the side of the worktop. It’s right at the door so Lazy can see the view. She found a wire basket in B&M like they had in the DPD van but Creepstopher said no. It’s fine and suctions onto the wall by the sink.
Esme has joined Lazy. Creepstopher didn’t like the Guinea pig bedding. Esme wishes they were real as they’re so cuuuuuute but Lazy tells her that’s not happening. They’re unlikely to use the oven as they usually cook outside to avoid making the van smell. Esme goes to check how hot it is in the bedroom. Lazy is waiting for it to cool down. She doesn’t want to bug Creepstopher and ask him as he’swatching porn on tinder at the Ibis playing with Jace and Mila.
Creepstopher has been fiddling with wires so the back of the kitchen cupboard isn’t currently in. He told Lazy the B&M storage boxes she bought wouldn’t fit but they do. Lazy mocks Esme for the way she says “England”. She can’t enjoy a drink out of a scratched beaker and needs her cups to be clear so bought more. She shows the (probably unwashed) cups once she’s taken the packaging off and put them in the box. Then she shows the content of the other cupboards, one of which Creepstopher has put a TV in.
You don’t want to open a cupboard and have a pack of cream crackers smash on the floor so Lazy has bought plastic boxes for the snacks. She managed to get £1 cutlery. She bought an extendable fork because Creepstopher likes to poke sausages on the barbecue. He told her he was more likely to use it to steal sausages off her plate.
Jace joins Lazy in the van. The boxes under the sofas will be for toys. Lazy moans about the heat. She’s unable to do the bedroom transformation due to it. She doesn’t want to start making holes in the van in case she goes through something she shouldn’t. Lazy bought a cooler bag on wheels and garden toys to take away. Jace says he’s always wanted a catch ball, even though he seems to have no idea what it is.
Dinner prep. Onion and kiwi in the same salad - yum. Isla thinks you can only have pasta salad in the summer.
It’s been a busy night in the RV. The sun is coming up and Creepstopher is creeping. He’s rigged up LED light with Netflix in the background the other night. He stepped out of the van and realised it was 6am. He can’t wait to do a van tour and show off all the hard work he’s been putting in behind the scenes to make it a million times better and to his liking.
End of vlog
Heatwave. Lazy is in such a good mood as she’s off to the shops. They don’t want to be taking things out of the caravan so they're buying storage boxes. She wonders if any ifam need to move stuff from one van to the other. They’re off to Wickes, The Range and Home Bargains. It’s cheaper to buy sun cream here than in Europe. Lazy is excited to makeover her bedroom today. Scatter cushions will finish the room off but they haven’t arrived yet. The awning comes out 4 metres.
Creepstopher checked the weather before they left the house and it’s literally 100°. He and Lazy are laying on sun loungers in a shop. He won’t let her buy them as they're too big. Lazy is having a toddler tantrum and refusing to get off it until he buys it. She has to roll over like a roly poly to get off it. Her bum is starving and she doesn’t want to walk around with her shorts up her arse. Creepstopher doesn’t understand why some loungers are more expensive than others.
Creepstopher is the most enthusiastic person before going shopping but when they get there he’s constantly moaning and doesn’t want to spend money. It’s quite an affair to go to the beach. The cooler bag on wheels broke and he told Lazy to just carry the food in carrier bags. She doesn’t want warm sandwiches. Lazy pretends someone pushed her. No one is there when she turns around. She’s seen ice packs. Creepstopher moaned about that too and wondered why they needed a cooler bag. Lazy has decided they need a pop up bin because they don’t want a bin bag in the middle of the van. Creepstopher moaned about the £1 pack of 20 black bags.
Lazy wants umbrellas for the beach. The 1.8m umbrellas are £9.99. They have a UV tent that two people fit in. He didn’t want to buy the one for six people. He’s happy to spend £2 on a monster drink. Lazy finds storage boxes for Mila for her Little People figures. Creepstopher says no but she says yes.
Lazy and Creepstopher are home. Jace is stealing blueberries out of the box. Isabelle needs them for a video. All the fruit was opened when they got home with the food shop. Dinner tonight is random but everyone has random meals when it gets hot. They’re having mango, raspberry, kiwi and avocado pasta salad with baguettes and pre cooked chicken. Creepstopher isn’t hungry after eating a magnum in the car so she isn’t making dinner yet. He needs to empty and clean the van. Jace and Mila are pushing a caravan to each other.
Lazy is in the van moaning about the heat. Creepstopher moved all his crap out. There was a lot of sawdust to clean up. Lazy doesn’t have everything she needs but can make it more homely. She unboxes the stuff she ordered from Asda. They’re keeping the divider the previous owners used for co-sleeping in so the bed is even bigger. Lazy tells us what she is doing to ruin the bedroom. Loads of space blah blah blah. Not enough work surface in the kitchen… poor us. There’s only space on top of the oven hood. Creepstopher bought a chopping board from ikea and attached it to the side of the worktop. It’s right at the door so Lazy can see the view. She found a wire basket in B&M like they had in the DPD van but Creepstopher said no. It’s fine and suctions onto the wall by the sink.
Esme has joined Lazy. Creepstopher didn’t like the Guinea pig bedding. Esme wishes they were real as they’re so cuuuuuute but Lazy tells her that’s not happening. They’re unlikely to use the oven as they usually cook outside to avoid making the van smell. Esme goes to check how hot it is in the bedroom. Lazy is waiting for it to cool down. She doesn’t want to bug Creepstopher and ask him as he’s
Creepstopher has been fiddling with wires so the back of the kitchen cupboard isn’t currently in. He told Lazy the B&M storage boxes she bought wouldn’t fit but they do. Lazy mocks Esme for the way she says “England”. She can’t enjoy a drink out of a scratched beaker and needs her cups to be clear so bought more. She shows the (probably unwashed) cups once she’s taken the packaging off and put them in the box. Then she shows the content of the other cupboards, one of which Creepstopher has put a TV in.
You don’t want to open a cupboard and have a pack of cream crackers smash on the floor so Lazy has bought plastic boxes for the snacks. She managed to get £1 cutlery. She bought an extendable fork because Creepstopher likes to poke sausages on the barbecue. He told her he was more likely to use it to steal sausages off her plate.
Jace joins Lazy in the van. The boxes under the sofas will be for toys. Lazy moans about the heat. She’s unable to do the bedroom transformation due to it. She doesn’t want to start making holes in the van in case she goes through something she shouldn’t. Lazy bought a cooler bag on wheels and garden toys to take away. Jace says he’s always wanted a catch ball, even though he seems to have no idea what it is.
Dinner prep. Onion and kiwi in the same salad - yum. Isla thinks you can only have pasta salad in the summer.
It’s been a busy night in the RV. The sun is coming up and Creepstopher is creeping. He’s rigged up LED light with Netflix in the background the other night. He stepped out of the van and realised it was 6am. He can’t wait to do a van tour and show off all the hard work he’s been putting in behind the scenes to make it a million times better and to his liking.
End of vlog
Alternatively he could go as Darth Vader the mask would be an improvement and lazy could go as Atilla the Hun if she gains a few more pounds.
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I think they've dug through the bottom at this point and they’re at least six foot underTalk about scraping the barrel for a vlog title
I got one recently but haven’t really got the hang of it. I have a custom made heavy duty chopping board & really good knives as I enjoy the process, but it does get laborious. Plus I suffered a flesh wound almost immediately just by looking at itI mean lol not trying to defend her but I have definitely said something like that in the heat of the moment when it was obviously just a result of talking too fast.
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I have one. It’s great and super fast
So what’s the secret? You still have to prep the veggies first, yes? I tried cubing a beet/beetroot but it wasn’t going to happen.
So far I’ve just sliced a bunch of stuff. Really wanted to dice though.
Doesn’t look like Sarah gives anything a thorough wash from fruit & veg to herself & offspring.
I am honestly not being mean but I cannot understand Esme wanting reasonably expensive skin care when her overall personal hygiene is so bad. Her hair is normally dirty , her finger nails are filthy a lot time and when she eats she honestly eats like 5 year old and had dirty all around her face. I would just imagine if you are so into skin care etc you would take pride in hygiene, I maybe wrong ?
I don’t think it’s that she’s into skincare, she just sees the trends on TikTok and wants it.
As much as Sarah has tried to claim Esme is her own person/does what she wants etc, she was always the one who was the most influenced by others. Used to be her class and now it’s TikTok.
Any man who shows any kind of interest in Andrew tate is a MASSIVE red flag in my eyes. Its dangerous. We all knew creepy was a sleaze but this is very very worrying.
Because he is a deluded twit !
I thought the same. Her hair is greasy, her teeth are covered in plaque and she clearly sprays body spray onto a dirty body. I think it’s more so she can have it look all nice on her dressing table.
The title of their vlog tonight was completely distasteful. It’s essentially bordering on miscarriage by inference, or at least conjuring concern for their unborn child. Why add the 22 weeks pregnancy in there (by a push that never happened). You’d have thought that someone who has claimed to have experienced a miscarriage themselves would be especially more sensitive to this subject.
Yep 2x a tit a day each x 6 in a black bin bag
= £2.40 a day
£2.40 a day for two months travelling = £144! That’s a lot of beanies , cheese , plastic storage boxes or 36000 bought views , your welcome Chris I can do the maths because I’ve had an education
PS get your bleeping accounts done and pay your taxes you are a drain on society x
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Vlog view watch, 12:15am, UK time : 22,034 (went up 500 in minute I did refresh)
Ya I’m still ere ya twit in a hat. Buying early tonight eh?!
Do we really want the accounts done? They’re being fined for not doing them, and companies house will be
at winding em up and HMRC are too. They only did a confirmation statement cos someone put it on here! They’ll still be a drain without the business, just a different type of drain is all. The type that can no longer claim expenses as business needs, though given their a ‘video production’ Company I struggle to see how they can write off anything but those drones he keeps crashing/drowning/losing all the bloody time.
Spot the deliberate spelling/grammar errors fooooos.
Ya I’m still ere ya twit in a hat. Buying early tonight eh?!
Do we really want the accounts done? They’re being fined for not doing them, and companies house will be
at winding em up and HMRC are too. They only did a confirmation statement cos someone put it on here! They’ll still be a drain without the business, just a different type of drain is all. The type that can no longer claim expenses as business needs, though given their a ‘video production’ Company I struggle to see how they can write off anything but those drones he keeps crashing/drowning/losing all the bloody time.Spot the deliberate spelling/grammar errors fooooos.
She really is a little cutie isn’t she, and so independentMila is one on her own and what my nan would call a "little dinkumdonks"She`s had no choice but to be an independant toddler. Let`s hope she`s the one to make it out the other side ,INSPITE of who her parents are.
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