The Ingham Family #289 When Creepy gave Lazy a round of applause, she didn’t realise he meant the clap.

[HelloCreepy]

OMG could the music be any more mismatched? That needed the official Ingham Family soundtrack - ie the Benny Hill theme tune.

I know I shouldn't laugh but that really tickled me. Poor lad!

Fixed it! thanks for the laugh

 

[Cheezychips]

 

[HelloCreepy]

LOL I’m sorry but this child should be on a real bike. He looks ridiculous trying to keep up.

 

[Impleo]

Oh Lord this is funny! The storyline, the make-up, the drone shots, I can't breathe

Question is - who wore it better?

 

[Maisie842]

When the accounts do eventually get filed, I just have one request that someone please explain them to me as if I were 5. Thank you

 

[Alfie1234]

Sarah and Chris didn’t remove the kids from school because they wanted to homeschool they did it because they wanted to isolate them away from the rest of the world and what might be said to them. It was for their benefit and not the kids.
Homeschooling done properly can be amazing and there are so many resources and ways to manage so your kids not only learn educationally but also socially. These girls have neither.
She can’t deal with Jace because she’s doing it from the start, the elder three had all the basics done so there was no need to teach them to read etc.

At some point these kids have got to interact with the rest of the world and none of them are equipped for it. Izzy should have a little part time job by now and be enjoying herself, not sat in a caravan in Mabelthorpe eating pizza with her family.
I honestly find it all desperately sad that they are so bothered about themselves at the expense of the kids. It’s like having a ringside seat to a real time social experiment.
Like everyone else Isla is the one who I fear for, she seems to be struggling so badly with it all.

 

[Maisie842]

So instead of just refunding her for the item she specifically chose that was out of stock, they sent out a random surprise item. What a way to run a business!

 

[MissWinnie]

This is grim - a grown man commenting on a little video posted on Esme’s insta

 

[Rosie Tatler]

There you go

Can you imagine the interesting hairdresser / customer chat

So Isabelle are you still at school ? No
College? No
Oh so are you working ? No
Are you seeing your mates later ? No
So what do you like to do with your free time ? Um rearrange my bedroom
What do you want to do as a career? Well I’m famous so just doing that really
What so how are you famous ? Well my dads a nonce and my mum films him and us all while we go on holiday in a sprinter van and thousands of people watch is on you tube ,Well Dad does buy thousands of those views but its ok because he is a business magician and is also a pilot , a doctor and a rock star !

 

[Scrotsandall]

Jace grabs the spoon off Mila whilst playing, Mila takes it off him and gets told off

Jace then pushes her truck off onto the floor without any ramifications... baffles me

 

[lxlyfloral]

Lazy saying that Jace finds the opticians difficult because he gets flustered at the questions and gets upset if he gets them wrong and doesn’t know how to answer them and struggles to speak to them

That right there is an example of how homeschooling is detrimental to those kids. Going to school or nursery and having to socialise with new people and answer questions isn’t even just about their academic development, it’s their social development too. How are they ever going to cope with things like driving tests? Job interviews? They’re setting them up to have major social anxiety

 

[zipadeedoodaa]

I really did nearly die after the birth of my youngest child, almost 2 weeks in ICU, 50+ units of blood, given less than a 50% chance of survival, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even Lazy.

My husband lost his daughter aged 39 after she had an emergency C section which was 6 years ago now they just couldn’t stop the bleeding,she then had an emergency hysterectomy but even that didn’t help so she bled to death she had a little boy who is doing amazingly well it was her first boy she already had 3 girls and was so so excited to be having a little boy
So very very sad xx

 

[Maisie842]

Oh how very kind of you Sarah, donating the water damaged card game to a charity shop. If it’s damaged in a way in which you obviously deem it unplayable, why on earth would a charity shop want it? Just another thing the shop will have to get rid of.

 

[thegreencow]

Congratulations @Ruby2233. Title slightly altered to fit.

TLDR
- The Inghams are currently on a caravan holiday in Mablethorpe. Mila (22 months) was allowed to go on the climbing frame with 4 year old Jace to supervise whilst Sarah yapped away to the camera.
- A gynaecologist is now in a lifetime of therapy after looking at Sarah's fishy fanny due to her having a cyst. He "goodly" explained what was wrong with her. She will need an MRI scan and surgery once dinky dot baby girl has been fired out of the canon.
- Some reviews found by @OliviaPope on Shein suggest Sarah is more likely a 3XL (size 22) rather than a 16 like she claims.
- Jace Einstein has lost interest in learning. He can count to 20 and recognise some letters though so it's all good.
- Esme (13) likes watching 15-rated Queen Charlotte and has bought the book to read.
- Isla cried because the DPD van was sold. Everyone cried watching it drive down the road.
- Esme, who has terrible hygiene, is selling her crochet creations on Tat and Me this Friday. It's unlikely they will be properly CE marked.
- Chris passed a driving test to be able to drive the RV. He and Sarah were ambushed by a group of ifam who asked if they were famous on their way into the cinema to celebrate.
- Isabelle (17) had to relax and recharge from the exhausting all-inclusive holiday to Turkey. Meanwhile Chris threatened to take her phone away if she didn't wash the dishes.

Hi Steve How's Prinny?

 

[yuza]

Isla shows all the signs of when people experience trauma and their mental age pauses at the age they experience it. Sadly, her trauma is her own father and his life choices. As said above, a few months ago Isla was convinced she was the youngest even though she had not been for almost 4 years. That, along with the tics, regression and constant need for attention is all trauma based. Well done creeps, messed your 11 year old daughter up for life because you couldn’t keep your cocktail sausage out of teenage girls.

 

[SoulDestroyer]

I can't understand a word that boy says. And Sarah's voice is fake, fake, fake on camera.

 

[Barnsey92]

Jace: *snatches Milas spoon*
Mila: *tries to take it back*
Lazy: ask nicely Mila! You shouldn’t snatch!
Mila: *goes to play with her truck*
Jace: *pushes Milas toy clean off the table*
Lazy: *doesn’t say anything*

THIS, Lazy, is only one of many reasons why you are a shite parent! Golden Boy Jace can’t do wrong in your eyes. Shocking.

 

[HuncaMunca]

Grrrrrrr! She really annoyed me tonight, even more so than usual. Jace and Mila were playing, Jace snatched a spoon from Mila, so said “give me it“ to get it back then she was told off for snatching and not asking Jace nicely for it. As soon as her back was turned Jace snatched Mila’s car and deliberately sent it flying across the little table towards her stomach. Chris would have seen this when he edited the vlog, but he left it in and I bet he never said a word to his fat cow of a wife.

 

[mammaof3]

Guess who's Sarah Ingham's favourite child from this clip.

Spoiler: Jace and Mila.

 

[Starlight_100]

I'm sorry but what parent of two young children doesn't bring a spare change of clothes out with them? Even if you have a kid who isn't prone to being car sick you always bring a spare change of clothes for them wherever you go.