The Ingham Family #283 Sarah’s popping out another sprog, a new employee for the vlog

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Can you imagine the whining and whinging he'd do 🙄 He'd take to his bed for a month and tell his adoring fans that he was so special that he had to have ten hour surgery.
Ten hour surgery, meaning 30 minutes for the surgical team to set up a microscope and 9 hours 29 minutes to find his wing-dang-doodle, one minute to lob it off and wipe Creepys tears away.
 
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Ten hour surgery, meaning 30 minutes for the surgical team to set up a microscope and 9 hours 29 minutes to find his wing-dang-doodle, one minute to lob it off and wipe Creepys tears away.
That’s if they could find it with the microscope first would they need to bring in a specialist in dinky dicks 😂😂
 
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that video of them telling the girls is so bizarre - why did they sob immediately? talk about forced emotion
 
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There's not a chance in hell that he'll get a vasectomy. Impregnating women is too much of a badge of honour for him. I have a few theories of what will happen next
-they say he has had a vasectomy, but together, they'll know he hasn't and there'll be another "surprise pregnancy, we didn't know he could have children"
-he'll tell her he's had a vasectomy, but hasn't and there'll be surprise, even for Sarah. I can see him being manipulative enough to do this and he'll be imagining the reaction from a real surprise since this time, everyone is talking about how fake their reaction was
-views are getting so low, that he'll bail and leave Sarah and find someone else that's younger and vulnerable and not nagging him to get the snip.
 
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He’s going to be sobbing for days when the van actually sells isn’t he even talking about it was getting tears in his eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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He’s going to be sobbing for days when the van actually sells isn’t he even talking about it was getting tears in his eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It won't sell. Just like the drone he'll be asking too much and no one will be interested. He's only listed it for sale as it was clearly part of the deal with Sarah for having another child, but that doesn't mean he's actually going to sell it. He knows exactly what he's doing, and remember Sarah doesn't seem to have a clue about their finances.
 
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They don't do any bleeping school work. It's glaringly obvious. They faked Izzy's GCSE results - very badly - & occasionally for content Sarah will print off a couple of worksheets on frogs & say Isla's doing Biology today.

This is a list of broad mathematical topics Isla, going into year 7 next academic year, would be doing:


  • Decimals and percentages.
  • Fractions.
  • Algebraic Techniques.
  • Angle relationships.
  • Length.
  • Area.
  • Data Collection and Relationships.
  • Pythagoras' Theorem.

By now Esme would be tackling Algebra, Trig & Statistics. Just as well her old dad's a qualified pilot, eh? He can be Maths Master.

Do you honestly believe that Sarah & Creepy, who don't appear to have been arsed teaching their toddler to count past 4 are capable of conveying any part of that? You've seen their spelling & grammar, how do you think that's going to aid them in teaching English? Sarah can be in a country and not know what continent it's on so I'm assuming her geography lessons would be a bit tit. I doubt he could name the Prime Minister & may well believe the House of Lords is something to do with cricket, so anything they have to say on the topic of Politics & Government would be about as useful as a chocolate teapot & we've all seen her cook so let's imagine for a moment her Food Science & Nutrition lessons shall we?
You’re telling me the House of Lords isn’t where they play cricket? 😳🤣🤣🤣
 
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Geez I think I died a bit inside when Sarah started talking about what she "has heard" about pen control 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ and started harping on about Twinkl. Surely the LA will step in after hearing that kind of talk , how can they allow Jace to be home educated when that's the standard.

Oh and Sarah, there is a reason primary school children are taught to write using pencils 🤦🏻‍♀️.
 
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I’m having trouble liking posts on here, it keeps opening a page asking me to confirm and even the reply box vanished, I had to quote a post (then delete it) to be abl to reply
 
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The Ingham Family posted:
COME SHOP WITH ME! BUYING SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE (BABY PURCHASE)
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This is by far the ugliest looking family of losers I have ever come across. Sorry I know looks arent everything and there’s loads more wrong with them but they all look like slimy rotten gremlins.
 
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26mins of a tit vlog what felt like it was all about Jace
 
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