Bloody hell... only been away for a couple of days (off grid) and came back to nearly 20 pages to catch up on!...
So who is going to own up to letting Sarah's tyre down?! Everyone in the neighbourhood knows them and their car and as it wasn't a puncture...well....you gotta wonder...
Not being funny but have these kids never encountered wild ducks before? At the Reservoir Chris was screaming like a big baby when the ducks approached them, looking for food. What a wuss. Prinny is more of a man than he is. (Who da fool, now, Creepy?)
Made me laugh when the girls were directed to pose for the soppy segment while the cheesy 'Tai Chi' style music played, looking wistfully over the water whilst unwittingly standing next to the dog tit bin! Dee-light-ful! Not very good feng shui there, Creepy! (Probably thinks he's a Zen Master though because he drinks chai lattes from Costa.)
I really wish the ifam wouldn't waste their time, money and effort sending gifts in. Of course it's a nice gesture but I'm sure when Sarah says "Oooh that's so so gorgeous, I think we'll take that one to the hospital", what she really means is, "Take a good look because that's going straight in the bin"...and actually in the case of that bloody hideous blue blanket thing, I couldn't really blame her. What a fugly creation (the blanket, not Sarah!)
Creepy and the girls and their fish & chips extravaganza, sitting out in the evening, in the freezing cold, in a car park next to a busy looking main road. Why the need to always try and pimp up everything so it seems so much bigger and better than what it actually is? I'm sorry but if that's his idea of an "outdoor party" then it's no wonder that he's always crashing the kids parties for kicks! Why can't he just say they stopped for a fish & chip supper?...A party? Really?!
Oh and I'm no snob but about Sports Direct....firstly, since when has that been classed as a "cool" shop? And secondly, can you really be that cool when you use the word "redonculous" ffs?!
And about this stretch and sweep procedure... Is it really appropriate to tell the girls about it? And the younger ifam...Do they really need to know about someone faffing about with her foof, ffs?
Just psyching myself up to watch today's vlog...glad the baby is apparently here safely but seeing a helpless, newborn baby take its place in their warped world is just so sad, the poor little fella.