The Ingham Family #28 Sarah’s about to pop, but still finds time to shop, they want baby to arrive late, so daddy still gets to skate
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'My Big Fat Gypsy Christening' had a toddler eating Gregg's Sausage Rolls!And a Greggs sausage roll
I've seen a lot of odd things with children and soft drinks: mothers in a lot of developing countries that eat huge amounts of sugar while feed their babies both breast milk and coke bottles etc. Then I saw a poor girl on TV with baby teeth rotted away because mother gave her Lucozade bottles at night after weaning rather than comforting her.
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She’s always on here - not brave enough to talk to people herself though
God these people are so fake
I know a trick for changing boys (I don't even have children, I just learned it from a costume drama on TV) but I'll leave Sarah to work it out...
Blended Nandos and a chai latte in a bottle
When I worked In retail a few years back there was this lady who came In regularly and every time I saw her she was pouring coke or tango into a baby bottle and giving it to her child who couldn’t have been more then 18months old'My Big Fat Gypsy Christening' had a toddler eating Gregg's Sausage Rolls!
I've seen a lot of odd things with children and soft drinks: mothers in a lot of developing countries that eat huge amounts of sugar while feed their babies both breast milk and coke bottles etc. Then I saw a poor girl on TV with baby teeth rotted away because mother gave her Lucozade bottles at night after weaning rather than comforting her.
I gave her daggers every single time I saw her. All that sugar and her poor teeth.
Cheeky special lunch, when they found out she was pregnant, when she went for her first scan, on due date and any day ending with a Y
Please don’t waste the ladies time turning up with the baby next week. Imagine if every self obsessed couple did that ffs
Chris stayed in Leeds to play on his skates on his own. Cute
Please don’t waste the ladies time turning up with the baby next week. Imagine if every self obsessed couple did that ffs
Chris stayed in Leeds to play on his skates on his own. Cute
I find it odd that they mentioned they had a 'doctor' today, which suggests they're not just having extra scans to see the baby privately, but they're having private ante-natal care.
No prizes for guessing where they went to eat after the appointment...
No prizes for guessing where they went to eat after the appointment...
I can't believe they want to keep the appointment next week even if they have had the baby. Selfish twunts!!!
Only because they do the best ice though.
Sarah ate SO MANY CARROT BATONS that when Chris said they needed to buy some today. Esme was like ‘eh what are they’
bloody adore that kidCan imagine the convo before the supermarket.
‘Only film the bit where your getting fruit and veg Chris, everyone thinks we’re super healthy now, especially with sugar’
Not even seen it but calling it now that the prank is fake and Chris knew about it. Soooooo many people asked for it, Chris edits the videos you idiot so he sees the comments too.
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Thoughts on vlog:
- "It's like a switch has turned and I'm now ready to have him" - translation: "I read Tattle Life and now need to say I'm ready to have him, even though I wish I never bothered because he's not bringing in the views."
- Wasting a doctor's appt to surprise them if the baby is there. I know it's private healthcare, but still such a waste of an appointment. You're not that bloody special, Inghams. Nobody cares.
- "Special due date lunch"... Nandos... Wow...
- "I'm gonna do a bit of cardio round Leeds" - Hopefully the cardio isn't happening in hotel rooms this time though.
- Can you imagine being in your local city centre and some utter bellend rides past you shouting "woohoo"...
- Esme sounded so excited and inspired about her science lesson... Lazy brushed it off as if it was irrelevant
- Esme didn't know what a carrot baton was...
- "We're not a prank channel" - did the forget all the 'pranks' they've done in the past. Difficult to forget the one that warranted social services calling them.
- Isla needing the attention again whilst Lazy was talking.
- This prank just showed how fake all their other pranks are.
Chris needs to MAN the f*** up. You can see why he buggered off with his boyfriend to New York when Lazy was pregnant with Esme... Can't handle it.
- "It's like a switch has turned and I'm now ready to have him" - translation: "I read Tattle Life and now need to say I'm ready to have him, even though I wish I never bothered because he's not bringing in the views."
- Wasting a doctor's appt to surprise them if the baby is there. I know it's private healthcare, but still such a waste of an appointment. You're not that bloody special, Inghams. Nobody cares.
- "Special due date lunch"... Nandos... Wow...
- "I'm gonna do a bit of cardio round Leeds" - Hopefully the cardio isn't happening in hotel rooms this time though.
- Can you imagine being in your local city centre and some utter bellend rides past you shouting "woohoo"...
- Esme sounded so excited and inspired about her science lesson... Lazy brushed it off as if it was irrelevant
- Esme didn't know what a carrot baton was...
- "We're not a prank channel" - did the forget all the 'pranks' they've done in the past. Difficult to forget the one that warranted social services calling them.
- Isla needing the attention again whilst Lazy was talking.
- This prank just showed how fake all their other pranks are.
Chris needs to MAN the f*** up. You can see why he buggered off with his boyfriend to New York when Lazy was pregnant with Esme... Can't handle it.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's a heavy drinker, but as i suffer with high BP myself, i know if mine is up i get very red at times. It wouldn't surprise me either if his is through the roof!!Just needs one more thing her name under it...
Red in the face always implied u were a drinker
If they have him before their next appointment, they’re going to still go and ‘surprise her with the baby’
Seriously? As if this woman doesn’t know what happens at the end of pregnancy...
Because she’s sooo wanting to see their baby?
Idiots!
Seriously? As if this woman doesn’t know what happens at the end of pregnancy...
Because she’s sooo wanting to see their baby?
Idiots!
Probably going to take him back and ask them to stick him back in for a bit longer
Probably going to take him back and ask them to stick him back in for a bit longer
about 5-6 years should do it. Let Lazy fly past the nappy changes, waking in the night, having to watch him constantly, having to put effort in then bring him out when he’s old enough to plank in front of the telly with a share size bar of chocolate and she can continue to sit on her arse like nothing’s happened.Sounds about right!
'Ga terug naar je ma se poes' is an insult in Afrikaans. It means 'go back into your mother's p****'Probably going to take him back and ask them to stick him back in for a bit longer
Nice to see what a strong, reassuring, supportive father-figure Creepy actually is. When your daughter thinks that your reaction to the waters breaking will be to “run upstairs crying” it’s time to grow a pair.
I hope that the first time he changes a nappy the little lad pees right into his greasy face.
I hope that the first time he changes a nappy the little lad pees right into his greasy face.
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