Yeah, what even is a "breakfast cafe", as she called them? Apparently they're the cafes they don't really go to (as opposed to the supermarket cafes where you can get an ample breakfast with 10 slices of toast on the side.)Sarah ‘we never go to cafes do we’ Sarah you go to Morrison’s cafe at least three times a week
Have these pair been dropped on their heads and got memory loss? Haha
Maybe they class Morrison's cafe as a posher dining experience - a "restaurant" rather than a cafe? In the same way that a bog standard cream tea is actually afternoon tea in their bigged up world of pretence and bullsh*t.
Anyway, now that he's found a chai latte seller on the canal he'll be smugly skating on down there all the time. No wonder a chai latte is apparently a rare find in their neighbourhood - I'd also be leaving it off the menu if I owned a cafe near him!