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Jace eats a burnt chocolate waffle. Only him, Lazy and Creepstopher are awake. The girls are asleep. He tried to go into Esme’s bedroom but she told him to get out so he came downstairs crying. He’s such a teenager. No he’s a spot brat who needs to learn the meaning of “no”. He’s having the waffles to even things out. Creepstopher made them. Lazy has such a good idea and thought they could build his mine. They’re attaching a train track. Lazy ordered a station but it hasn’t arrived. She didn’t tidy the living room last night. Tidying time lapse.
Lazy remembers she needs to put a slow cooker slop dinner on. She pours herself a cranberry juice. Dinner prep. Creepstopher holds Mila. More dinner prep. Cackling at Mila. Lazy shows us the dinner. The girls are up. Esme screeches about a photo of Mila. Her and Isla are taking photos and videos.
Lazy asked Creepstopher to put links in the vlog last night. She sent them to him on WhatsApp. She reminded him later and he said he was doing it. Sometimes he forgets to do links. Lazy woke up today to messages from the ifam asking where things were from and saw Creepstopher had forgotten to add the links. The links are there now as Lazy added them. A lot of people have asked about the light above the coffee machine. The toys are in the description box too. Esme and Isla are having a competition to get the cutest and funniest photo. Jace is dressed as he decided to wear pyjamas today. Mila and the girls aren’t dressed. Lazy is half dressed.
Jace helps Lazy drag the mine into the living room. Building time lapse. Jace’s chin starts bleeding and Lazy shows us the scratch, probably a paper cut. As Lazy takes everything out of the box, Mila is putting them back in. She’s waiting for Creepstopher to get dressed so he can get her out of the way. Building time lapse. Moaning about stress. Jace and Mila were trying to play with it as she built it so she missed a step. Jace ran off with a red bell that is supposed to go in a tunnel. You should’ve done it last night after putting them to bed or shut them out of the living room for a bit. Lazy gets Jace to show us how it works. There is a wooden track extension on the way. Playing time lapse.
Esme ran downstairs asking if the mine was built yet so she could play. Mila is destroying it as she’s a curious toddler who wants a closer look at some of the parts. Jace says she’s ruining his space.
Lazy gets Noah’s Ark out for Mila to play with. She opens the little animal parcels. Lazy once pretended the zebras walked up the ladder into the boat and now Mila does that too. They pick things up so fast.
Creepstopher is getting to do something he’s really excited about. He knows Jace is buzzin’ too. The weather is decent as it’s just stopped raining. They’re off to fly their airplanes.
The girls didn’t fancy coming out. Esme and Isla are out on their bikes to burn energy. Isabelle is back home filming a video. Jace has been desperate to go to the field since him and Creepstopher got their planes. They go this way up to a big field by the woods for Prinny’s walk. She came back covered in fox poo this morning.
Jace doesn’t want to fly his plane in case it flies off. Lazy reassures him Creepstopher will go and get it if it does. He’s having flashbacks from Slovenia when he lost his airplane. Creepstopher fires the plane with the gun. Motorway footage very close behind Lazy and Mila.
Back home, Mila cleans the windows. Jace asks to be filmed firing his plane across the kitchen. Everyone is laughing at Lazy as she has never owned a jigsaw. She thought they were boring when they were growing up. Their went to their neighbours house just after getting back from Disneyland and they made a joke out of it. Lazy fancied a jigsaw so ordered a 500 piece one off Amazon. She didn’t go crazy. She wanted a Christmas scene. Her thinking is she never has anything where she can zen her mind. Whenever she watches tv she’s still scrolling Instagram or checking her phone. Even when she’s out shopping she has a lot to think about. She doubts she’ll give up. She wants jigsaw tips. Creepstopher refuses the offer off a jigsaw night.
Lazy is overwhelmed by the size of the puzzle pieces. 28p raspberry mini rolls from Asda are underrated. Jace recommends. The battery on the camera is about to die, as is Lazy’s. She moans about how long it takes to do a jigsaw. The thick tit has fallen at the first hurdle by pouring all the pieces onto the table and not sorting the edge pieces. Creepstopher is upset Lazy has done the puzzle on the dinning table.
An hour into the puzzle and Lazy has managed to do little bits. I could’ve done it twice over and be into my third go by now. She really is as thick as Spamela the Dingle pig’s tit. Creepstopher was as supportive as ever. She’s realised they’re not for her as she’s stubborn and impatient. She can’t walk away and leave it like this in case one of the chuldren steal a piece. Creepstopher is getting Mila to sleep. Jace is playing on his kindle next to Lazy.
Lazy can’t cope with how funny Mila is being. I thought Creepstopher was meant to be putting her to bed? She won’t let Isabelle walk away and screeches “Abo” and chases after her if she walks away.
Isabelle shows us her favourite outfit she got for Christmas. She will do a Christmas clothing haul on her channel.
Lazy has so stop doing the puzzle as everyone wants dinner. She has done half but the candles are giving her a headache. Creepstopher insulted her half an hour ago by saying she’s barely done anything. She tells Jace not to pull it apart. I’m not a fan of the brat but he’d be doing her a favour to pull it apart and put it in the bin so she stops embarrassing herself. Lazy finds that the “World Guinness Record” for a 500 piece puzzle is almost an hour so considering she’s never done one before and is doing it between the little ones and dinner, she’s doing a good job. The little ones require her attention and she wants a cup of tea so she can watch Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
End of vlog