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AN INCREDIBLE FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!
Shots from the balcony to a new song that Creepy clearly thinks is cool. Lazy then picks up the camera and tells us it's hot. Jace says he needs to go and get the sun cream. They went to bed at 4am and it was 34 degrees, Lazy is loving it and ready for sun. She's always ready for the sun in May. And sometimes there can be more than one meaning to a break in The Sun. They had a sleep in because their body clocks are behind. They left Jace and Mila to sleep. The girls have had to move rooms because there was something wrong with their patio door so they're now opposite Lazy and Creepy. The girls have a pool view and you can see the rollercoasters. Lazy and Creepy's view is nothingness apart from desert. I bet she wishes it was dessert though. The girls talk us through their outfits. Jace loves his new shark swim set. Lazy then talks about her outfit and gives us a far too close up view of her trotters. She woke up at 10am after a really good sleep but lay in bed until 11 and got up. Jace woke up at 11:30am and Mila woke up at 12pm.
Creepy gives Mila a slice of lime because she really wants to try it. She drops it on him and he gives it back to her. She isn't sure about it. Creepy wants to get pizza for lunch. Lazy is glad they're back on their holidays. She's glad for van-free travel. Creepy will cry himself to sleep tonight after hearing that. God luck getting her back in the van now. Lazy thought she saw fish pie on the menu and asked the waitress about it. The waitress said "my favourite" and Lazy asked her what it was like. The waitress was actually saying the name of the dish. Jace screeches that he's a good boy.
Lazy ordered a quesadilla and nachos on the snack menu. They ordered two. Isabelle used to hate the look of guacamole. They're sharing the nachos as a starter. Creepy asks if anyone wants a jalapeno but no one does. Beanie-less Creepy scoffs one down on a nacho. Next time he's ordering a kids meal because they're monstrously big. Monster meal for the predatory monster. Kids meal my foot, as if he'd order a kids meal. He says the meal is as big as his head.
Lazy is stuffed and the children only ate half of their meals each. Lazy feels bad leaving them. Creepy got the katsu chicken and it's massive.
Shot of the pool. Lazy films a man walking off and says she loves him because he's taken the inflatables to blow them up. The breeze is everything. Shots of the girls in the distance. Lazy tells Jace to keep walking. They head to the shallow end. She tells him to walk further in to a deeper part. He wants to play with Isla. Esme pushes him around on an inflatable and then Isla jumps on as well. This might be the nicest swimming pool Lazy has been in on holiday. Cleeeeeeeever booooy has forgotten how to count to 3. There are a few pools and a lazy river, which Esme and Isla are in. Jace and Lazy have the pool to themselves.
More footage of Jace. He fist bumps Creepy. Lazy puts Mila in her inflatable ring and Lazy screeches. Mila tries to pull her hat off but Christine puts her hand on her head and says she must keep it on. Lazy says Mila is so cute and it will be good for her leg strength. Isla is ready to go swimming. Jace is getting used to the water. Creepy wonders if Mila will fall asleep. Lazy didn't let Creepy film her getting on the lilo. Damn! That would've made for some awesome screenshots. Esme has Jace on her back. Pool footage montage to music. Isabelle reads at the side of the pool.
Footage of Isabelle and Esme walking back towards to hotel room. Esme takes her hat off and says her hair looks bad. The family has grown in the past few years so they now need separate rooms. Lazy knocks at the door and they asks who it is like Lazy told them to. The girls left the do not disturb sign on the door and Esme blames Isabelle. Some snacks have been left and Jace screeches that he wants to try some. He tucks into a chocolate cupcake. Esme ran off with another cake and Lazy has the one that's left. The sun is setting and Esme has missed the heat. They're heading to the theme park. Esme zooms in on a rollercoaster and screeches because the camera goes out of focus. She screeches some more about going on a golf cart. Between her and Jace they're going to singlehandedly scare the ifam away because all they do it screech and shout.
Esme was going to do a transition of getting into her outfit but forgot to press record. She's about to hand her wet clothes up but is scared of the mosquitos. Isabelle has a bit on her cheek. She's wearing cute sunglasses and a cute top. She's going to wear white flip flops.
The Inghams board the golf cart that is taking them to the theme park. Sweaty Creepy has his sunhat on. The theme park isn't far so they're walking next time. The golf cart dropped them round the back of the hotel. The hotel is in the middle of four huge theme park; Legoland, Motiongate Bollywood and some other ones. They're going to Motiongate. It's stooooooning and ridiculous. it's 7pm and the park is open until 9pm. It's muggy and Lazy's hair is stuck to her. Miss I am Star of This (tit)Show Esme says she has her really high heels on so she gets to go on every single ride. She hopes Isla reaches the height limit.
Shots of the park and signpost. Creepy says a ride in the distance is insane. They're heading there now. The place is enchanting. Christine tells us to look at it and feels like she's in a big magical land. Footage of Lazy and the girls walking through the park.
The Inghams have had a fail. Their sheet at the hotel said Motiongate closes at 9pm but it actually closes at 7:30pm. The paper is in Creepy's bag. It was enough for him just to see it though They're now heading to Bollywood. They're there for plenty of days so going back.
Creepy is regretting wearing trousers and Lazy is regretting wearing her top. The ungrateful rat moans about the heat. She can't believe they didn't go to this park last time. They had a schedule last time but don't this time.
Isabelle says there's something going on in every corner. Christine says "what". Isabelle takes photos. More shots of the park. Lazy takes a photo of Isla. Lazy is on a ride and Mila wants her. Lazy stays on the ride. Mila says "La La" and everyone starts reciting the Teletubbies. Isabelle and Lazy then go on one of those water squirting rides and squirt each other with water. The man turns the ride on and the screeching commences. They go on one last ride before dinner. They do the cheers and then Lazy flops onto the hotel bed.
It's been an amazing day and Lazy's best holiday day ever. Jace asks Lazy why she doesn't have Mila and she reminds him Mila has two parents. Debatable. I wouldn't trust either of them with a child. She got the cutest picture to upload to Instagram. She feels happy and grateful. They are in Dubai for 8 days.
End of vlog
Hidden behind a door in case the feds come looking for him
Fanning herself due to the heat or due to the stench coming off the manchild in front of her? Answer on an Ibis napkin please.
Shots from the balcony to a new song that Creepy clearly thinks is cool. Lazy then picks up the camera and tells us it's hot. Jace says he needs to go and get the sun cream. They went to bed at 4am and it was 34 degrees, Lazy is loving it and ready for sun. She's always ready for the sun in May. And sometimes there can be more than one meaning to a break in The Sun. They had a sleep in because their body clocks are behind. They left Jace and Mila to sleep. The girls have had to move rooms because there was something wrong with their patio door so they're now opposite Lazy and Creepy. The girls have a pool view and you can see the rollercoasters. Lazy and Creepy's view is nothingness apart from desert. I bet she wishes it was dessert though. The girls talk us through their outfits. Jace loves his new shark swim set. Lazy then talks about her outfit and gives us a far too close up view of her trotters. She woke up at 10am after a really good sleep but lay in bed until 11 and got up. Jace woke up at 11:30am and Mila woke up at 12pm.
Creepy gives Mila a slice of lime because she really wants to try it. She drops it on him and he gives it back to her. She isn't sure about it. Creepy wants to get pizza for lunch. Lazy is glad they're back on their holidays. She's glad for van-free travel. Creepy will cry himself to sleep tonight after hearing that. God luck getting her back in the van now. Lazy thought she saw fish pie on the menu and asked the waitress about it. The waitress said "my favourite" and Lazy asked her what it was like. The waitress was actually saying the name of the dish. Jace screeches that he's a good boy.
Lazy ordered a quesadilla and nachos on the snack menu. They ordered two. Isabelle used to hate the look of guacamole. They're sharing the nachos as a starter. Creepy asks if anyone wants a jalapeno but no one does. Beanie-less Creepy scoffs one down on a nacho. Next time he's ordering a kids meal because they're monstrously big. Monster meal for the predatory monster. Kids meal my foot, as if he'd order a kids meal. He says the meal is as big as his head.
Lazy is stuffed and the children only ate half of their meals each. Lazy feels bad leaving them. Creepy got the katsu chicken and it's massive.
Shot of the pool. Lazy films a man walking off and says she loves him because he's taken the inflatables to blow them up. The breeze is everything. Shots of the girls in the distance. Lazy tells Jace to keep walking. They head to the shallow end. She tells him to walk further in to a deeper part. He wants to play with Isla. Esme pushes him around on an inflatable and then Isla jumps on as well. This might be the nicest swimming pool Lazy has been in on holiday. Cleeeeeeeever booooy has forgotten how to count to 3. There are a few pools and a lazy river, which Esme and Isla are in. Jace and Lazy have the pool to themselves.
More footage of Jace. He fist bumps Creepy. Lazy puts Mila in her inflatable ring and Lazy screeches. Mila tries to pull her hat off but Christine puts her hand on her head and says she must keep it on. Lazy says Mila is so cute and it will be good for her leg strength. Isla is ready to go swimming. Jace is getting used to the water. Creepy wonders if Mila will fall asleep. Lazy didn't let Creepy film her getting on the lilo. Damn! That would've made for some awesome screenshots. Esme has Jace on her back. Pool footage montage to music. Isabelle reads at the side of the pool.
Footage of Isabelle and Esme walking back towards to hotel room. Esme takes her hat off and says her hair looks bad. The family has grown in the past few years so they now need separate rooms. Lazy knocks at the door and they asks who it is like Lazy told them to. The girls left the do not disturb sign on the door and Esme blames Isabelle. Some snacks have been left and Jace screeches that he wants to try some. He tucks into a chocolate cupcake. Esme ran off with another cake and Lazy has the one that's left. The sun is setting and Esme has missed the heat. They're heading to the theme park. Esme zooms in on a rollercoaster and screeches because the camera goes out of focus. She screeches some more about going on a golf cart. Between her and Jace they're going to singlehandedly scare the ifam away because all they do it screech and shout.
Esme was going to do a transition of getting into her outfit but forgot to press record. She's about to hand her wet clothes up but is scared of the mosquitos. Isabelle has a bit on her cheek. She's wearing cute sunglasses and a cute top. She's going to wear white flip flops.
The Inghams board the golf cart that is taking them to the theme park. Sweaty Creepy has his sunhat on. The theme park isn't far so they're walking next time. The golf cart dropped them round the back of the hotel. The hotel is in the middle of four huge theme park; Legoland, Motiongate Bollywood and some other ones. They're going to Motiongate. It's stooooooning and ridiculous. it's 7pm and the park is open until 9pm. It's muggy and Lazy's hair is stuck to her. Miss I am Star of This (tit)Show Esme says she has her really high heels on so she gets to go on every single ride. She hopes Isla reaches the height limit.
Shots of the park and signpost. Creepy says a ride in the distance is insane. They're heading there now. The place is enchanting. Christine tells us to look at it and feels like she's in a big magical land. Footage of Lazy and the girls walking through the park.
The Inghams have had a fail. Their sheet at the hotel said Motiongate closes at 9pm but it actually closes at 7:30pm. The paper is in Creepy's bag. It was enough for him just to see it though They're now heading to Bollywood. They're there for plenty of days so going back.
Creepy is regretting wearing trousers and Lazy is regretting wearing her top. The ungrateful rat moans about the heat. She can't believe they didn't go to this park last time. They had a schedule last time but don't this time.
Isabelle says there's something going on in every corner. Christine says "what". Isabelle takes photos. More shots of the park. Lazy takes a photo of Isla. Lazy is on a ride and Mila wants her. Lazy stays on the ride. Mila says "La La" and everyone starts reciting the Teletubbies. Isabelle and Lazy then go on one of those water squirting rides and squirt each other with water. The man turns the ride on and the screeching commences. They go on one last ride before dinner. They do the cheers and then Lazy flops onto the hotel bed.
It's been an amazing day and Lazy's best holiday day ever. Jace asks Lazy why she doesn't have Mila and she reminds him Mila has two parents. Debatable. I wouldn't trust either of them with a child. She got the cutest picture to upload to Instagram. She feels happy and grateful. They are in Dubai for 8 days.
End of vlog
Hidden behind a door in case the feds come looking for him
Fanning herself due to the heat or due to the stench coming off the manchild in front of her? Answer on an Ibis napkin please.
That hair of Chris’ makes me want to puke 
The AVERAGE temperature in Dubai in June is 103F/40C. I am willing to bet they are staying in an abandoned hotel!! If I want to be that hot I will just crawl into my dryer!!!It’s as if they’re staying in an abandoned hotel. There’s no one else there. How bizarre
I can just imagine bits floating pastIt’s why chlorine was invented incase you shared pool water with people like them
. No amount of chlorine would convince me to get in a pool with those skanks. You just know that Sarah aired out her bits again
See Isabelle's job is holding the stinking baby......... I doubt she got the £5.75 an hour for it. Lazy tho the size after the slim photoshots
Brilliant write-up and pictures, thank you. This is going to be an Ingham extravaganza!AN INCREDIBLE FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!
Shots from the balcony to a new song that Creepy clearly thinks is cool. Lazy then picks up the camera and tells us it's hot. Jace says he needs to go and get the sun cream. They went to bed at 4am and it was 34 degrees, Lazy is loving it and ready for sun. She's always ready for the sun in May. And sometimes there can be more than one meaning to a break in The Sun. They had a sleep in because their body clocks are behind. They left Jace and Mila to sleep. The girls have had to move rooms because there was something wrong with their patio door so they're now opposite Lazy and Creepy. The girls have a pool view and you can see the rollercoasters. Lazy and Creepy's view is nothingness apart from desert. I bet she wishes it was dessert though. The girls talk us through their outfits. Jace loves his new shark swim set. Lazy then talks about her outfit and gives us a far too close up view of her trotters. She woke up at 10am after a really good sleep but lay in bed until 11 and got up. Jace woke up at 11:30am and Mila woke up at 12pm.
Creepy gives Mila a slice of lime because she really wants to try it. She drops it on him and he gives it back to her. She isn't sure about it. Creepy wants to get pizza for lunch. Lazy is glad they're back on their holidays. She's glad for van-free travel. Creepy will cry himself to sleep tonight after hearing that. God luck getting her back in the van now. Lazy thought she saw fish pie on the menu and asked the waitress about it. The waitress said "my favourite" and Lazy asked her what it was like. The waitress was actually saying the name of the dish. Jace screeches that he's a good boy.
Lazy ordered a quesadilla and nachos on the snack menu. They ordered two. Isabelle used to hate the look of guacamole. They're sharing the nachos as a starter. Creepy asks if anyone wants a jalapeno but no one does. Beanie-less Creepy scoffs one down on a nacho. Next time he's ordering a kids meal because they're monstrously big. Monster meal for the predatory monster. Kids meal my foot, as if he'd order a kids meal. He says the meal is as big as his head.
Lazy is stuffed and the children only ate half of their meals each. Lazy feels bad leaving them. Creepy got the katsu chicken and it's massive.
Shot of the pool. Lazy films a man walking off and says she loves him because he's taken the inflatables to blow them up. The breeze is everything. Shots of the girls in the distance. Lazy tells Jace to keep walking. They head to the shallow end. She tells him to walk further in to a deeper part. He wants to play with Isla. Esme pushes him around on an inflatable and then Isla jumps on as well. This might be the nicest swimming pool Lazy has been in on holiday. Cleeeeeeeever booooy has forgotten how to count to 3. There are a few pools and a lazy river, which Esme and Isla are in. Jace and Lazy have the pool to themselves.
More footage of Jace. He fist bumps Creepy. Lazy puts Mila in her inflatable ring and Lazy screeches. Mila tries to pull her hat off but Christine puts her hand on her head and says she must keep it on. Lazy says Mila is so cute and it will be good for her leg strength. Isla is ready to go swimming. Jace is getting used to the water. Creepy wonders if Mila will fall asleep. Lazy didn't let Creepy film her getting on the lilo. Damn! That would've made for some awesome screenshots. Esme has Jace on her back. Pool footage montage to music. Isabelle reads at the side of the pool.
Footage of Isabelle and Esme walking back towards to hotel room. Esme takes her hat off and says her hair looks bad. The family has grown in the past few years so they now need separate rooms. Lazy knocks at the door and they asks who it is like Lazy told them to. The girls left the do not disturb sign on the door and Esme blames Isabelle. Some snacks have been left and Jace screeches that he wants to try some. He tucks into a chocolate cupcake. Esme ran off with another cake and Lazy has the one that's left. The sun is setting and Esme has missed the heat. They're heading to the theme park. Esme zooms in on a rollercoaster and screeches because the camera goes out of focus. She screeches some more about going on a golf cart. Between her and Jace they're going to singlehandedly scare the ifam away because all they do it screech and shout.
Esme was going to do a transition of getting into her outfit but forgot to press record. She's about to hand her wet clothes up but is scared of the mosquitos. Isabelle has a bit on her cheek. She's wearing cute sunglasses and a cute top. She's going to wear white flip flops.
The Inghams board the golf cart that is taking them to the theme park. Sweaty Creepy has his sunhat on. The theme park isn't far so they're walking next time. The golf cart dropped them round the back of the hotel. The hotel is in the middle of four huge theme park; Legoland, Motiongate Bollywood and some other ones. They're going to Motiongate. It's stooooooning and ridiculous. it's 7pm and the park is open until 9pm. It's muggy and Lazy's hair is stuck to her. Miss I am Star of This (tit)Show Esme says she has her really high heels on so she gets to go on every single ride. She hopes Isla reaches the height limit.
Shots of the park and signpost. Creepy says a ride in the distance is insane. They're heading there now. The place is enchanting. Christine tells us to look at it and feels like she's in a big magical land. Footage of Lazy and the girls walking through the park.
The Inghams have had a fail. Their sheet at the hotel said Motiongate closes at 9pm but it actually closes at 7:30pm. The paper is in Creepy's bag. It was enough for him just to see it though They're now heading to Bollywood. They're there for plenty of days so going back.
Creepy is regretting wearing trousers and Lazy is regretting wearing her top. The ungrateful rat moans about the heat. She can't believe they didn't go to this park last time. They had a schedule last time but don't this time.
Isabelle says there's something going on in every corner. Christine says "what". Isabelle takes photos. More shots of the park. Lazy takes a photo of Isla. Lazy is on a ride and Mila wants her. Lazy stays on the ride. Mila says "La La" and everyone starts reciting the Teletubbies. Isabelle and Lazy then go on one of those water squirting rides and squirt each other with water. The man turns the ride on and the screeching commences. They go on one last ride before dinner. They do the cheers and then Lazy flops onto the hotel bed.
It's been an amazing day and Lazy's best holiday day ever. Jace asks Lazy why she doesn't have Mila and she reminds him Mila has two parents. Debatable. I wouldn't trust either of them with a child. She got the cutest picture to upload to Instagram. She feels happy and grateful. They are in Dubai for 8 days.
End of vlog
Hidden behind a door in case the feds come looking for him
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I am really looking forward to seeing the Inghams in an outdoor theme park in Dubai before 6pm. Should be an interesting week!
See Isabelle's job is holding the stinking baby......... I doubt she got the £5.75 an hour for it. Lazy tho the size after the slim photoshots
Izzy looks lovely there, the size difference in her and her mum is huge. Sarah looks really uncomfortable in herself and the heat. You don't put on that amount of weight in such a short time out of happiness.
Are they the ones you get in the joke shop? There hideous.OMG those sunglasses she's wearing!
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I still find it hilarious she thinks she’s a size 14.
So did Isabelle get lots of studying done then.
So did Isabelle get lots of studying done then.
Isabelle looks so pretty here, definitely didn’t get the genes from her motherSee Isabelle's job is holding the stinking baby......... I doubt she got the £5.75 an hour for it. Lazy tho the size after the slim photoshots
So many new profile pic options to choose fromAN INCREDIBLE FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!
Shots from the balcony to a new song that Creepy clearly thinks is cool. Lazy then picks up the camera and tells us it's hot. Jace says he needs to go and get the sun cream. They went to bed at 4am and it was 34 degrees, Lazy is loving it and ready for sun. She's always ready for the sun in May. And sometimes there can be more than one meaning to a break in The Sun. They had a sleep in because their body clocks are behind. They left Jace and Mila to sleep. The girls have had to move rooms because there was something wrong with their patio door so they're now opposite Lazy and Creepy. The girls have a pool view and you can see the rollercoasters. Lazy and Creepy's view is nothingness apart from desert. I bet she wishes it was dessert though. The girls talk us through their outfits. Jace loves his new shark swim set. Lazy then talks about her outfit and gives us a far too close up view of her trotters. She woke up at 10am after a really good sleep but lay in bed until 11 and got up. Jace woke up at 11:30am and Mila woke up at 12pm.
Creepy gives Mila a slice of lime because she really wants to try it. She drops it on him and he gives it back to her. She isn't sure about it. Creepy wants to get pizza for lunch. Lazy is glad they're back on their holidays. She's glad for van-free travel. Creepy will cry himself to sleep tonight after hearing that. God luck getting her back in the van now. Lazy thought she saw fish pie on the menu and asked the waitress about it. The waitress said "my favourite" and Lazy asked her what it was like. The waitress was actually saying the name of the dish. Jace screeches that he's a good boy.
Lazy ordered a quesadilla and nachos on the snack menu. They ordered two. Isabelle used to hate the look of guacamole. They're sharing the nachos as a starter. Creepy asks if anyone wants a jalapeno but no one does. Beanie-less Creepy scoffs one down on a nacho. Next time he's ordering a kids meal because they're monstrously big. Monster meal for the predatory monster. Kids meal my foot, as if he'd order a kids meal. He says the meal is as big as his head.
Lazy is stuffed and the children only ate half of their meals each. Lazy feels bad leaving them. Creepy got the katsu chicken and it's massive.
Shot of the pool. Lazy films a man walking off and says she loves him because he's taken the inflatables to blow them up. The breeze is everything. Shots of the girls in the distance. Lazy tells Jace to keep walking. They head to the shallow end. She tells him to walk further in to a deeper part. He wants to play with Isla. Esme pushes him around on an inflatable and then Isla jumps on as well. This might be the nicest swimming pool Lazy has been in on holiday. Cleeeeeeeever booooy has forgotten how to count to 3. There are a few pools and a lazy river, which Esme and Isla are in. Jace and Lazy have the pool to themselves.
More footage of Jace. He fist bumps Creepy. Lazy puts Mila in her inflatable ring and Lazy screeches. Mila tries to pull her hat off but Christine puts her hand on her head and says she must keep it on. Lazy says Mila is so cute and it will be good for her leg strength. Isla is ready to go swimming. Jace is getting used to the water. Creepy wonders if Mila will fall asleep. Lazy didn't let Creepy film her getting on the lilo. Damn! That would've made for some awesome screenshots. Esme has Jace on her back. Pool footage montage to music. Isabelle reads at the side of the pool.
Footage of Isabelle and Esme walking back towards to hotel room. Esme takes her hat off and says her hair looks bad. The family has grown in the past few years so they now need separate rooms. Lazy knocks at the door and they asks who it is like Lazy told them to. The girls left the do not disturb sign on the door and Esme blames Isabelle. Some snacks have been left and Jace screeches that he wants to try some. He tucks into a chocolate cupcake. Esme ran off with another cake and Lazy has the one that's left. The sun is setting and Esme has missed the heat. They're heading to the theme park. Esme zooms in on a rollercoaster and screeches because the camera goes out of focus. She screeches some more about going on a golf cart. Between her and Jace they're going to singlehandedly scare the ifam away because all they do it screech and shout.
Esme was going to do a transition of getting into her outfit but forgot to press record. She's about to hand her wet clothes up but is scared of the mosquitos. Isabelle has a bit on her cheek. She's wearing cute sunglasses and a cute top. She's going to wear white flip flops.
The Inghams board the golf cart that is taking them to the theme park. Sweaty Creepy has his sunhat on. The theme park isn't far so they're walking next time. The golf cart dropped them round the back of the hotel. The hotel is in the middle of four huge theme park; Legoland, Motiongate Bollywood and some other ones. They're going to Motiongate. It's stooooooning and ridiculous. it's 7pm and the park is open until 9pm. It's muggy and Lazy's hair is stuck to her. Miss I am Star of This (tit)Show Esme says she has her really high heels on so she gets to go on every single ride. She hopes Isla reaches the height limit.
Shots of the park and signpost. Creepy says a ride in the distance is insane. They're heading there now. The place is enchanting. Christine tells us to look at it and feels like she's in a big magical land. Footage of Lazy and the girls walking through the park.
The Inghams have had a fail. Their sheet at the hotel said Motiongate closes at 9pm but it actually closes at 7:30pm. The paper is in Creepy's bag. It was enough for him just to see it though They're now heading to Bollywood. They're there for plenty of days so going back.
Creepy is regretting wearing trousers and Lazy is regretting wearing her top. The ungrateful rat moans about the heat. She can't believe they didn't go to this park last time. They had a schedule last time but don't this time.
Isabelle says there's something going on in every corner. Christine says "what". Isabelle takes photos. More shots of the park. Lazy takes a photo of Isla. Lazy is on a ride and Mila wants her. Lazy stays on the ride. Mila says "La La" and everyone starts reciting the Teletubbies. Isabelle and Lazy then go on one of those water squirting rides and squirt each other with water. The man turns the ride on and the screeching commences. They go on one last ride before dinner. They do the cheers and then Lazy flops onto the hotel bed.
It's been an amazing day and Lazy's best holiday day ever. Jace asks Lazy why she doesn't have Mila and she reminds him Mila has two parents. Debatable. I wouldn't trust either of them with a child. She got the cutest picture to upload to Instagram. She feels happy and grateful. They are in Dubai for 8 days.
End of vlog
Hidden behind a door in case the feds come looking for him
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Hmmm.Looks like lazy has had enough of her "best life"....i bet she`s melting with the extra weight she`s carrying.Wouldn`t be my idea of a holiday..See Isabelle's job is holding the stinking baby......... I doubt she got the £5.75 an hour for it. Lazy tho the size after the slim photoshots
Thanks for these recaps, I don’t know how to manage to watch the vlogs, you are braver than meAN INCREDIBLE FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!
Shots from the balcony to a new song that Creepy clearly thinks is cool. Lazy then picks up the camera and tells us it's hot. Jace says he needs to go and get the sun cream. They went to bed at 4am and it was 34 degrees, Lazy is loving it and ready for sun. She's always ready for the sun in May. And sometimes there can be more than one meaning to a break in The Sun. They had a sleep in because their body clocks are behind. They left Jace and Mila to sleep. The girls have had to move rooms because there was something wrong with their patio door so they're now opposite Lazy and Creepy. The girls have a pool view and you can see the rollercoasters. Lazy and Creepy's view is nothingness apart from desert. I bet she wishes it was dessert though. The girls talk us through their outfits. Jace loves his new shark swim set. Lazy then talks about her outfit and gives us a far too close up view of her trotters. She woke up at 10am after a really good sleep but lay in bed until 11 and got up. Jace woke up at 11:30am and Mila woke up at 12pm.
Creepy gives Mila a slice of lime because she really wants to try it. She drops it on him and he gives it back to her. She isn't sure about it. Creepy wants to get pizza for lunch. Lazy is glad they're back on their holidays. She's glad for van-free travel. Creepy will cry himself to sleep tonight after hearing that. God luck getting her back in the van now. Lazy thought she saw fish pie on the menu and asked the waitress about it. The waitress said "my favourite" and Lazy asked her what it was like. The waitress was actually saying the name of the dish. Jace screeches that he's a good boy.
Lazy ordered a quesadilla and nachos on the snack menu. They ordered two. Isabelle used to hate the look of guacamole. They're sharing the nachos as a starter. Creepy asks if anyone wants a jalapeno but no one does. Beanie-less Creepy scoffs one down on a nacho. Next time he's ordering a kids meal because they're monstrously big. Monster meal for the predatory monster. Kids meal my foot, as if he'd order a kids meal. He says the meal is as big as his head.
Lazy is stuffed and the children only ate half of their meals each. Lazy feels bad leaving them. Creepy got the katsu chicken and it's massive.
Shot of the pool. Lazy films a man walking off and says she loves him because he's taken the inflatables to blow them up. The breeze is everything. Shots of the girls in the distance. Lazy tells Jace to keep walking. They head to the shallow end. She tells him to walk further in to a deeper part. He wants to play with Isla. Esme pushes him around on an inflatable and then Isla jumps on as well. This might be the nicest swimming pool Lazy has been in on holiday. Cleeeeeeeever booooy has forgotten how to count to 3. There are a few pools and a lazy river, which Esme and Isla are in. Jace and Lazy have the pool to themselves.
More footage of Jace. He fist bumps Creepy. Lazy puts Mila in her inflatable ring and Lazy screeches. Mila tries to pull her hat off but Christine puts her hand on her head and says she must keep it on. Lazy says Mila is so cute and it will be good for her leg strength. Isla is ready to go swimming. Jace is getting used to the water. Creepy wonders if Mila will fall asleep. Lazy didn't let Creepy film her getting on the lilo. Damn! That would've made for some awesome screenshots. Esme has Jace on her back. Pool footage montage to music. Isabelle reads at the side of the pool.
Footage of Isabelle and Esme walking back towards to hotel room. Esme takes her hat off and says her hair looks bad. The family has grown in the past few years so they now need separate rooms. Lazy knocks at the door and they asks who it is like Lazy told them to. The girls left the do not disturb sign on the door and Esme blames Isabelle. Some snacks have been left and Jace screeches that he wants to try some. He tucks into a chocolate cupcake. Esme ran off with another cake and Lazy has the one that's left. The sun is setting and Esme has missed the heat. They're heading to the theme park. Esme zooms in on a rollercoaster and screeches because the camera goes out of focus. She screeches some more about going on a golf cart. Between her and Jace they're going to singlehandedly scare the ifam away because all they do it screech and shout.
Esme was going to do a transition of getting into her outfit but forgot to press record. She's about to hand her wet clothes up but is scared of the mosquitos. Isabelle has a bit on her cheek. She's wearing cute sunglasses and a cute top. She's going to wear white flip flops.
The Inghams board the golf cart that is taking them to the theme park. Sweaty Creepy has his sunhat on. The theme park isn't far so they're walking next time. The golf cart dropped them round the back of the hotel. The hotel is in the middle of four huge theme park; Legoland, Motiongate Bollywood and some other ones. They're going to Motiongate. It's stooooooning and ridiculous. it's 7pm and the park is open until 9pm. It's muggy and Lazy's hair is stuck to her. Miss I am Star of This (tit)Show Esme says she has her really high heels on so she gets to go on every single ride. She hopes Isla reaches the height limit.
Shots of the park and signpost. Creepy says a ride in the distance is insane. They're heading there now. The place is enchanting. Christine tells us to look at it and feels like she's in a big magical land. Footage of Lazy and the girls walking through the park.
The Inghams have had a fail. Their sheet at the hotel said Motiongate closes at 9pm but it actually closes at 7:30pm. The paper is in Creepy's bag. It was enough for him just to see it though They're now heading to Bollywood. They're there for plenty of days so going back.
Creepy is regretting wearing trousers and Lazy is regretting wearing her top. The ungrateful rat moans about the heat. She can't believe they didn't go to this park last time. They had a schedule last time but don't this time.
Isabelle says there's something going on in every corner. Christine says "what". Isabelle takes photos. More shots of the park. Lazy takes a photo of Isla. Lazy is on a ride and Mila wants her. Lazy stays on the ride. Mila says "La La" and everyone starts reciting the Teletubbies. Isabelle and Lazy then go on one of those water squirting rides and squirt each other with water. The man turns the ride on and the screeching commences. They go on one last ride before dinner. They do the cheers and then Lazy flops onto the hotel bed.
It's been an amazing day and Lazy's best holiday day ever. Jace asks Lazy why she doesn't have Mila and she reminds him Mila has two parents. Debatable. I wouldn't trust either of them with a child. She got the cutest picture to upload to Instagram. She feels happy and grateful. They are in Dubai for 8 days.
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Hidden behind a door in case the feds come looking for him
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I honestly bloody despair at these two. I wouldn’t give a tit what they did if they were a single couple, but they are responsible to the safety of 5 kids, one being a baby that they clearly had out in the hot daytime sun in Dubai 
are you fkin insane?????? Sarah you thick irresponsible selfish cow. When you had that poor innocent baby out in 40 degree heat did it ever even occur to you that no other parents were doing the same? FML again & again you put your kids lives at huge risk of harm. Babies can’t regulate their body temperatures & heat like that can kill them, it can kill adults too. Mila didn’t choose to be put at risk of death like that you chose to opt for that risk just so you could film it to make a few measly quid. Are you aware that medical advice is do not put babies in slings in that heat or cover their prams. Did you put a fan in the area she was sleeping in? Please tell me that baby didn’t sleep next to you? If she did you’re so lucky she didn’t die! The risks Sarah! You play with fire with your kids lives.
Please do your research before you do this again, it’s your bloody responsibility & doctor Chris shout have known better
Thank God at least there are no teens in the pools for your pervy pig to drool over I feel sick watching you & sick with worry because it’s only a matter of time something goes drastically wrong. If I was witnessing what you did I would have called the authorities to take your child out of the sun. It might have taken you years to get her back do you know that? It’s not fkin Spain you moron. Only mad dogs & Englishmen go out in the midday sun in the Middle East, oh & you lot, no one else because no one is as mad as you.
You’re one big lazy disgrace of a human being. It only takes a minute to find info about the dangers of hot weather. If you would have done that you would never have taken kids there at this time of year! What the hell is wrong with you both? I fkin despair at the pair of you. We all do & as you can tell most people on here seem to be very wise from what I can tell so far. Shame it hasn’t rubbed off on you
By the way, your annual accounts are due in to HMRC tomorrow & your fkin car needs an MOT & your lad needs a hair cut badly. What a fkin mess you are, aren’t you ashamed?
I’m very sorry for the long post everyone. I went & watched the vlog & I’m just so shocked anyone would take these risks
No actually I’m not shocked at all, just upset for that baby.
are you fkin insane?????? Sarah you thick irresponsible selfish cow. When you had that poor innocent baby out in 40 degree heat did it ever even occur to you that no other parents were doing the same? FML again & again you put your kids lives at huge risk of harm. Babies can’t regulate their body temperatures & heat like that can kill them, it can kill adults too. Mila didn’t choose to be put at risk of death like that you chose to opt for that risk just so you could film it to make a few measly quid. Are you aware that medical advice is do not put babies in slings in that heat or cover their prams. Did you put a fan in the area she was sleeping in? Please tell me that baby didn’t sleep next to you? If she did you’re so lucky she didn’t die! The risks Sarah! You play with fire with your kids lives.Please do your research before you do this again, it’s your bloody responsibility & doctor Chris shout have known better
Thank God at least there are no teens in the pools for your pervy pig to drool over
I feel sick watching you & sick with worry because it’s only a matter of time something goes drastically wrong. If I was witnessing what you did I would have called the authorities to take your child out of the sun. It might have taken you years to get her back do you know that? It’s not fkin Spain you moron. Only mad dogs & Englishmen go out in the midday sun in the Middle East, oh & you lot, no one else because no one is as mad as you.You’re one big lazy disgrace of a human being. It only takes a minute to find info about the dangers of hot weather. If you would have done that you would never have taken kids there at this time of year! What the hell is wrong with you both? I fkin despair at the pair of you. We all do & as you can tell most people on here seem to be very wise from what I can tell so far. Shame it hasn’t rubbed off on you
By the way, your annual accounts are due in to HMRC tomorrow & your fkin car needs an MOT & your lad needs a hair cut badly. What a fkin mess you are, aren’t you ashamed?
I’m very sorry for the long post everyone. I went & watched the vlog & I’m just so shocked anyone would take these risks
No actually I’m not shocked at all, just upset for that baby.
You just know what the vlog is going to be like without sitting through it, whoever gifted them any part of that trip is ridiculous if they thought the Inghams could sell the destination and all the ifam would now be busy booking their trips to Dubai, its laughable. I can’t imagine they are giving any useful information out for others. Apart from anything those pictures of Chris and Sarah have put me off watching let alone go there.
What a sad little life Sarah, also look at that stupid gnome at the back, new beanie? I bet the others are too crusty
Dubai was literally evacuated when word got out that this lot were on their wayPopular place this isn't it? No wonder this company have to give freebies to any old skanky chav families.
What was that you said Creepy "It's the most magical place on earth"
Lazy looked like a fat, sweaty, red-faced lump and it appears that big Frank might be making a guest appearance.
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Beaded necklace off of 2004 and Lazy looks fresh off the stalls of Thoresby Market.
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