GOING ON A CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE IN THE VAN!
The kids walk downstairs. Isla tries to walk into the kitchen but King Jace tells her he's going first. The kitchen tree is wrapped in loo roll. Isabelle picks Jace up so he can see the elves in the tree. Next they do advent calendar. Isla wants Lazy to film her but favourite child Jace gets priority. Esme and Isla get slinkys in their advent calendars. Lay tastes Isabelle's coffee.
Jace has eaten all his porridge whilst watching the TV. He has poured some of his juice in the bowl. Lazy goes over to the island to talk to the camera. She tells Jace out to lick his high chair. Creepy has decided he wants to go to Leeds to see the Christmas market and lights Despite them being free on weekdays, he thinks Saturday is the perfect day to go.
And risk Mila getting COVID on top of everything else? Of course they have to do what Mr Mywayorthehighway wants to do. Lazy suggested they did something else but couldn't think of anything better to do so they're going to Leeds. Jace wants to touch the leaves and lazy says she'll get him a leaf off the floor. Esme comes into the kitchen and Jace wants them to film together. Prinny is being taken for a walk first. Jace and Esme say "I love you all the world" to each other.
Jace, Creepy and the girls are going for the dog walk. Lazy is staying home with Mila because it's too cold outside for her and she'll be outside for the rest of the day, Soon the real reason for staying home is revealed when she says she needs to open packages. One is an undeclared gift of a baby blanket for Mila's car seat. The business is called Cocoon Babies. Lazy shows us the instruction manual and opens the blanket. She put Jace's blanket is the car seat before he was born and used Esme's doll to demonstrate. People thought Jace had been born and it was funny. Footage of the dog walk. Prinny is running along the side of a road with no lead on.
Lazy screeches because Mila's Christmas Day outfit has arrived. Next she fits the blanket thing into her car seat. It will be open when she's in the car.
The Inghams are stuck in traffic and Lazy is moaning asking who's idea it was to come to Leeds on Saturday.
Creepy opens the van door an the kids climb out. Lazy coos at Mila in her pram with the cocoon wrap. The original plan was to go to Blackpool but it's further from the house than they thought it was. It's half 4 and they just got into Leeds. The German Market isn't on but there is a Leeds market. Creepy misses his old home town but no one else does. He grew up there so knows all the places to go.
What for dogging? He knows all the cheeky spots and where to park the van. He loves a bratwurst but the place is popping.
It's raining badly. Mila is crying because they have chestnuts. Lazy sings The Christmas Song and gets the lyrics wrong. he thinks the second line is "Jack Frost nipping at your door". The chestnut guy told her to put salt on them. The bad boys are bigger than the ones they had in Pisa. Everyone loves them. Creepy told Lazy she can't film the Leaning Tower of Pisa thing They're interrupted by ifam. Footage of a car and the market.
Mila is going into her sling on Lazy. Esme and Isla are getting crepes. There are no marshmallows left. Jace is impatiently waiting for some crepe. Isabelle is sharing hers with Creepy. Jace starts to cry because his crepe is hot.
Leeds has a Christmas shop so Lazy is going in. She finds similar decorations that she got from Home Bargains. More singing. Lazy looks at the wrapping paper and Lazy wonders whether she should get some for Mila. Isla says she wants one of the prints for her presents but is ignored.
Lazy's birthday is on Monday and Creepy still has a couple of bits to get. He's managed to persuade everyone to come into the Trinity Centre to get the rest of the bits. Isabelle needs to be let in on the secret and Creepy promises to tell her when the camera is off but if she doesn't keep the secret her phone will be going to jail for a month. isabelle tells him she's good at keeping secrets. Tomorrow they're supposed to go Secret Santa shopping at Meadowhall and that's where Creepy will get his last thing. He wants the birthday to be special. Esme and Isla dragged everyone into the Entertainer. Jace is looking at the toys and wants one. He tells Creepy he can't touch one of the toys because it's angry. Music to footage of Isabelle and Leeds.
Lazy screeches that they're home. She never wants to go to cities because she doesn't enjoy them as much as Creepy does. Jace looks too cute in his new Tat and Me sleeping bag. Lazy spent a lot of money on them last year because he won't keep the covers on him at night. maybe because he's too warm.
Why put him in a stuffy sleeping bag if its clear he doesn't like having bedcovers on? The segment seems to be an ad. There are three zips on the bag to change young children. Lazy promised to show Jace one of Mila's Christmas presents - a doll.
I think he thinks it's his.
Jace plays "soccer" with a sock. Lazy is saying goodnight and it's her birthday on Monday. They might be checking into somewhere tomorrow for her birthday. Jace is screeching that he wants to get his bulldozer.
Is he going to knock the house down with it?
End of vlog
He looks like he's trying to join the Amish with that hood on his beanie
State of that chin I wonder what his moobs are like