GETTING MUM ON THE SCARY DROP SLIDES! VANLIFE SPAIN
Lazy and "Jacey boy" are back from the toilet block. It's extremely hot and muggy; no sun but it's so sweaty and humid. Isabelle wants to show us her "very cool notebook". She has books for individual subjects but the orange one is to write down important things. The other day the book was left out whilst she went to the pool and Jace coloured over the work. Isla brings out some orange juice. Lazy tells Isabelle she doesn't need to redo her work but Isabelle tells her it has to be perfect. Mila sleeps in her pram.
Someone please tell her it doesn't. My school books were anything but neat and perfect when I was doing my GCSEs as I was more concerned with getting good grades.
The Inghams are at the pool and Creepy is now holding Mila. Jace is moaning about something in the background. They're trying to get Mila to sleep but she's having none of it. Jace starts shouting something about wanting his life jacket put on but Lazy needs to put his swimming costume on.
Are they really changing him at the pool? God only knows who could be watching. Change him at the caravan in privacy and put a t-shirt and shorts on over for the walk to the pool.
Lazy and Jace are in the pool. She's holding a fish and asking the dinosaur why it it's being nice to her. Jace pours water over the dinosaur. Jace loves the baby slides. Esme and Isabelle are playing fighting games but Isla doesn't like those games so she's come to hang out with Lazy and Jace. Lazy tells him Isla is scared so he needs to catch her.
What is it with their obsession with being scared?
Lazy managed to get Mila happy and fed so now it's time to have fun with the big girls. They're getting in the water and then they're going on the big slides, which Lazy isn't looking forward to. She always tells the girls it's ok not to like something as long as you try it once. Isla says you only live once. Lazy doesn't like water slides and she doesn't want to do the drop slide. Esme says you skim across the water. They were going to get a cabana bed but they're all close to the deep end so they haven't got one. They find a part of the pool they haven't been to before. Isla made friends with a home schooled French girl who turns 9 in a few days; she lives in the South of France and her parents own a campsite. Isabelle comes and joins the others in the pool. Lazy moans about it being cold.
Time to go on the slides. Lazy films the mountains and then films herself on a slide. The tunnel one is next but isabelle hasn't done it yet and doesn't like small tunnel slides. Lazy goes screeching down the slide and vows to never do it again. Lazy says the camera is upside down when she gets out. They won't tell Creepy the drop slide is bad because they want him to go on it. Unfortunately there's no footage of him on it.
Footage of a sleeping Jace and a water fountain. Jace hovers over Mila and repeatedly says "Meeema". Lazy says he's a good big brother. Jace kisses her head and Lazy tells him to tell Mila he can't wait until they can play in the pool together. She then tells him he can play with his cars and dinosaurs soon when she's older. She holds the Tat and Me blanket up to protect Mila from the sun. They don't want the sun to get on her. She's been called a boy twice today and Lazy jokes they need to put a bow on her. Jace says he's freezing so Isabelle takes him. Creepy has gone back to the van to get his iPhone charger so he can upload the vlog. It's 50% uploaded and the phone is about to die. Lazy sings to Mila. Jace looks at Isabelle and says "eew".
No Jace, you should be looking at your parents and saying "eew". Jace smiles as Lazy tells him to be nice, then disagrees with Lazy when she says Isabelle is beautiful. She blames his age. I blame his parents.
The Inghams went back to the van, got showered and dressed up for a night at the buffet. Creepy strokes her hair. The buffet was closed at the other place because there weren't many people. Lazy put makeup on for the first time in two years and tells Creepy not to smile at her because he said he didn't like her in makeup. Creepy denies this and says he prefers women in general with no makeup.
There we go Tattlers; if you don't want Creepy inviting you to a night in the Ibis make sure you put a ton of makeup on your face. He told Lazy she looked pretty. The buffet was closed so they got dressed up for nothing so came back to the bar. Mila wakes up. Lazy uploaded an IGTV to Instagram so make sure you follow her. We don't get to see things on Youtube in real time but Lazy does stories in real time.
The Inghams came back to the van a soon as they finished eating and now they're just chilling out. Jace keeps saying poo poo. He asked Isabelle for something a moment ago but she told him to wait a minute because she was busy. Jace said she's isn't busy, she's Isabelle. So funny but Lazy feels like she's laughing at her own joke. She tells Babe that her merch idea is of Jace with a monkey and the slogan "me and my monkey". Jace has sore lips from the sun so they had to put Vaseline on them. They hope we enjoyed the vlog so give it a thumbs up and they'll see us tomorrow
at 5pm. Jace refuses to say goodnight and instead says "my poo"
Preview of Benidorm
Isabelle sits in the passenger seat of the van singing. they appear to be in front of some apartment blocks. Lazy walks down the street with the kids. No pulling a wedgie out of her minge this time. Drone shots of Benidorm.
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In saying that the seal is cute 
why is there a metal filing poking out the side of one of her back teeth!? Looks like they are full of holes too.
