You can imagine the smell of it and them ,cleanliness isn't important to those fools
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Omg a brand new pram look at the state of it, do they never clean anything it’s disgusting 
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The state of that pram is disgusting. It would take 2 minutes to give it a wipe over.
They’re shitting in bushes 
creepy foos fucked the plumbing up hasn’t he 
wonder what else is bodged, he’d already broke the gas stove before they set off .
Now don’t get me wrong, I know people who wild camp, and yes they do have to dig a hole and squat from time to time, I know real vanlifers also do this, but come on? A girl izzys age having to squat in a bush for a tit, I’d have told them to duck right off if I was her.
I don’t think we’re going to see much “wild van life” this trip, it’s going to be campsites and the odd night when creepy fucks up and they have to park in a car park/lay-by/garage forecourt.
creepy foos fucked the plumbing up hasn’t he wonder what else is bodged, he’d already broke the gas stove before they set off . Now don’t get me wrong, I know people who wild camp, and yes they do have to dig a hole and squat from time to time, I know real vanlifers also do this, but come on? A girl izzys age having to squat in a bush for a tit, I’d have told them to duck right off if I was her.
I don’t think we’re going to see much “wild van life” this trip, it’s going to be campsites and the odd night when creepy fucks up and they have to park in a car park/lay-by/garage forecourt.
Who saw the many dots of doom n secretly hoped for a rant
I can't understand why they didn't use the money they spent on DPD van and went on an all inclusive.... Show the ifam the bar snacks and amazing pool shots 
this #vanlife hasn't worked since they got a caravan.... Get the hint
this #vanlife hasn't worked since they got a caravan.... Get the hintI just don’t understand the point. Vanlife is about being able to just stop up anywhere and live out of your van isn’t it?
these lot, as usual, aren’t using any of the van facilities, staying on camp sites with pools, ordering pizza, using camp site toilets and showers
Chris spent £20,000+ on this
They could have saved that and go away in the caravan and used money doing some amazing day trips and excursions or even used it for flights and hotels for a proper holiday. It makes no sense.
Are they trying to spend as much as possible to try and wipe out the tax bill or something? Not sure how it works but also not sure what they are thinking with this. They’ve essentially wasted £20,000 when they have a £30,000 caravan that has beds for all of them and a proper bathroom and kitchen sitting on their driveway.
Even people that had money to burn wouldn’t do that?
these lot, as usual, aren’t using any of the van facilities, staying on camp sites with pools, ordering pizza, using camp site toilets and showers
Chris spent £20,000+ on this
They could have saved that and go away in the caravan and used money doing some amazing day trips and excursions or even used it for flights and hotels for a proper holiday. It makes no sense.
Are they trying to spend as much as possible to try and wipe out the tax bill or something? Not sure how it works but also not sure what they are thinking with this. They’ve essentially wasted £20,000 when they have a £30,000 caravan that has beds for all of them and a proper bathroom and kitchen sitting on their driveway.
Even people that had money to burn wouldn’t do that?
EwwwwwwwHow grim. Imagine the smell of those clothes after a week in that van, especially the clothes Jace threw up on on the first day.
It’s nearly two weeks now, 12 days I think. Gross.I'm guessing they've been putting Jace in the pushchair straight from the beach, not cleaning him off and not cleaning the pushchair either. If that's the case, I can only imagine the state of the van and especially seats/beds where he will then have climbed all over.
Sand/dirt everywhere, shitting in the woods with just some baby wipes and no hand washing, then still poking at everyones food. I get more and more jealous by the day!
Sand/dirt everywhere, shitting in the woods with just some baby wipes and no hand washing, then still poking at everyones food. I get more and more jealous by the day!
#194 This vanlife has to be one of creepy's most boring stunts
Him and Sharon are useless *&@£#
Him and Sharon are useless *&@£#
I can't imagine their 'movements' are regular with all the crap they consume.
It’s a porta potti they aren’t plumbed like the caravan onesThey’re shitting in bushes
Now don’t get me wrong, I know people who wild camp, and yes they do have to dig a hole and squat from time to time, I know real vanlifers also do this, but come on? A girl izzys age having to squat in a bush for a tit, I’d have told them to duck right off if I was her.
I don’t think we’re going to see much “wild van life” this trip, it’s going to be campsites and the odd night when creepy fucks up and they have to park in a car park/lay-by/garage forecourt.
Why… because creepy needs a mobile shag pad when he’s home. No more ibis hotels, the white van very inconspicuous when off out “skating” with the boys.I can't understand why they didn't use the money they spent on DPD van and went on an all inclusive.... Show the ifam the bar snacks and amazing pool shots
I really hope they aren’t making their teen/tween daughter tit in the open like that. Imagine having your period too.
Crusty toenails,toejam,body fluid,nappies ,body odour,grease ,fish and chocolate
I can’t think of anything worse. No bath, no proper shower and being on your period would be absolutely awful.
Can't see her post in the Van life group anymore. Wonder if she's deleted it because Chris was outed as a pervert on it
Tat and me
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