The Ingham Family #168 arse of frog, missing dog - the perfect spell for a rubbish vlog

[Kat5998]

I’m going to Devon in 2 weeks, they’d better not be there

 

[TinaTree]

Is it a caravan and motorhome club site or the caravan and camping club? Both you pay yearly membership fees for and wardens at CMC can be quite strict, everyone has to pitch in a certain way and there is a lot of rules. Generally they get decent clientele as sites only have play area, toilet blocks and no clubs/takeaway/shop etc, i really feel for all the adults who will be arriving on Monday, expecting nice quite site after half term!

They said Caravan and Motorhome Club - dont know much about the number of sites in Cornwall but i stayed at the Tintagel one years ago and it was a beautiful setting, it doesnt look like theyve gone their thankfully!

 

[memoii11]

So much for up early to buy a table and explore

They'll probably leave the pitch by 7pm

 

[Spendalot]

Can any of you clever Tattlers remember which car park in Scotland they had their last haircut? I've just started to follow a couple of van lifers (proper van lifers Creepy) and they're about to embark on the NC500 (not the NC320 like you did Creepy) They were just in a car park and I thought I recognised it, sadly there's no plaque to celebrate the real van lifers being there last year.
Also, where did the drone die?

Fortwilliam carpark and I'm sure it was Whaligoe steps he lost the drone

 

[Kstep]

This. There’s nothing wrong with trying to potty train a toddler and the toddler just isn’t ready. Heck, I’ve been there and tried twice with my toddler already. But sometimes, they aren’t ready and that’s fine! This is what I hate about the Ingham family and other vlogging families for that matter - just be honest and say it didn’t work and we’ll try again soon! It’s the lying and dishonesty that gets me mad.

In this case thou I think he got it they are just to lazy to continue it now away

 

[Tin can]

Nooo we don’t want them in Cornwall, it’s jam packed as it is!! Our roads can’t cope with wide loads (lazy) thankfully I’m inland if anything scenic although they are just as likely to rock up in the co-op car park! No, hell no!

There staying in a camping and caravaning club site in Cornwall somewere

Lazy said wherever they were stopping at yesterday they’ll be there for 8 days. I’m hoping the internet signal is dodgy so it messes up their uploads for 8 days

Hes bought a wifi extender on caravan so they can upload to you tube

 

[Kate1970]

Am I remembering correctly - didn’t they have an outdoor sitting room last year with blow up seats…. What happened to all that and the outdoor kitchen??? Such a disposable family

Yes they did have this last year! I remembered that too! They also had a different awning last year too, think that was blow up too!

 

[Joris Bobson]

I’m a very lot behind on these lot as had my baby boy a couple weeks ago so have been in the newborn bubble, but rest assured that I have been putting into practice the parenting skills I’ve learned from Lazy.

My little boy was born slightly jaundiced like Jace so obviously I prioritised my sleep instead of waking up every couple of hours to feed him. And like Lazy, I’m also not too fussed about him hitting his birth weight again as want to keep him teeny tiny for as long as possible, so I’ll feed him after I make sure I get my 8 hours sleep.

Already thinking about starting baby led weaning in a few months, first two foods I have on my list for him to try out are Greggs pizza and a McDonalds McMuffin.

Congratulations x

 

[Foxyfoxy328]

Genuinely need to cry. Has anyone confirmed where they are?

 

[babybelle]

Hate to be picky, but he wasn’t a member of My Forever - he just went to their gigs and tried to make the kids in the audience with him think that he was. Allegedly.

He a bloody knobnut

 

[DizzyDaydream]

Someone on my Facebook got bought one of these as a joke because he’s bald. Surprised Chris isn’t onto these yet

Surprised Lazy isn't selling them on Tat and Me yet.

 

[ChrissyPoo]

ARRIVING AT OUR FIRST DESTINATION!!

Jace is sat in the drivers seat of the car, trying to make his great escape, but unfortunately he doesn't have the key. Lazy asks him if he's coming to stretch his legs and he looks at her like he just wants him to fuck off. He says he doesn't want to come out. Esme is sat in the boot of the car. Lazy woke up with the biggest smile on her face ever and thinks they could be in Spain or Portugal because it's so hot. They had an ok sleep; Lazy has to get used to sleeping with five other humans. Isla got up and jumped off her bunk bed, saying she needed to get something. Lazy was terrified because she was obviously sleepwalking. Creepy got Isla back into bed, asked her if she was ok and she started snoring. Jace and the girls slept well. Jace said he didn't like it last night. Esme doesn't sleep well in new places but she sept well. Lazy got bad hip pain with Isla and would have to toss and turn every half hour, she didn't have it with Jace's pregnancy but got it last night. Lazy thinks it's because they have a Simba mattress at home but not in the caravan. They're driving down to Cornwall, which loads of people have probably already guessed. Lazy has always wanted to do a Cornwall roadtrip. It will take 4 hours to get there.

Lazy cackles at Creepy scrubbing the floor. Rainy driving footage. They stop for a bite to eat in West Devon. Lazy has to laugh because she's been making subtle hints about being 32 weeks pregnant all morning. The lady in the petrol station asked how long she had to go and Lazy said 8 weeks. Creepy went into the toilets, came out and said "happy 32 weeks babe" carrying a free lemon water for Lazy. Nothing says romance like getting a FREE drink as a gift for your wife. Lazy says he didn't need to buy her a present. Creepy says an Instagram page reminded him. Lazy asks why he doesn't just remember and offers to buy her a Starbucks but he doesn't want one. Footage of UK map, zoomed in on The Lizard. More driving down country lanes.

There were a few hairy moments on the trip and Creepy had a paddy. There was a 6 single single track road and they got half way and a tractor came. No one could reverse because there was a queue behind both vehicles. After 10 minutes two cars behind the tractor reversed and the tractor managed to reverse. Creepy moaned and said they were done. Creepy does the new awning. There was scary weather but the sun is out. They've parked in a smaller pitch in a Caravan and Motorclub site. Some of the pitches were close to a play area and there were rowdy children on there. Lazy doesn't like to be at the side of people who like to be out early at 7am. Lazy is scared the awning will fall on her head. The side panel of the awning hasn't arrived yet. Creepy forgot a few things, including the outdoor carpet, which is at the office. He asked if he could take the patio carpets and Lazy agreed he could take one but he's brought both. Creepy also forgot the kitchen and table which is broken. The last thing Lazy wants to show us is something she thought was a waste; a caravan cover. Isabelle moans because Creepy needs her help. The cover is the nicest cover ever and the one they have is handy because you only need to zip part of it down to use it. He got the cover from Specialised Covers in Yorkshire. Lazy is getting a chair and drink and chilling out.

Isabelle is organising her bag. Lazy cackles and says she was sat eating Nerds and putting her books in the school cupboard. Esme was sat cutting her OMG doll's hair and Isabelle wondered what she was doing. Esme cut the hair because it was frizzy and knotty so she tried to brush it and it puffed up. Isabelle offered to help Esme, who was crying and laughing. Lazy is outside staring dinner, which is pasta. Isabelle so doing note booking.

Lazy stirs the pasta, whilst trying to stop Jace putting his plastic for in the pan.

Creepy has avoided the camera due to time not letting him get ready. Its a beautiful evening and he shows us the other caravans. Creepy has got to know the caravan again after his modifications, and realised a few mistakes. They wild camped last night and everything worked well off the battery. He realised he forgot the kitchen table so Lazy is cooking off a box. They messed up with the water because the water is 200m away and they have to buy bottles so tomorrow they will have to get a watering can or drive to the tap. They're in Cornwall for a week and will explore what the place has to offer. Thy have plans going forward but may stay longer. The park is in the middle of nowhere and they have just enough signal to upload.

There is something about the smell of outdoor cooking barefoot in a field that is so nice. If Creepy put the drone up the sea would be right next to them. Someone makes cups of tea. They had a couple of hours having vegan meatball for dinner. there have been a lot of jobs today setting up but they're saying goodnight. The adventure starts tomorrow and they need to buy a few things in the morning.

End of vlog

Cannot. Contain. my. jealousy. Livin' the dream.
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Is that bacon in the frying pan?

 

[DizzyDaydream]

Well then I wish him luck... is he relaunching as Lost Forever David?

It's a toss up between that and "Lost my Cojones".

 

[Flowerstar68]

Can any of you clever Tattlers remember which car park in Scotland they had their last haircut? I've just started to follow a couple of van lifers (proper van lifers Creepy) and they're about to embark on the NC500 (not the NC320 like you did Creepy) They were just in a car park and I thought I recognised it, sadly there's no plaque to celebrate the real van lifers being there last year.
Also, where did the drone die?

 

[whatamess123]

This is what amazes me about them, that was no more than 8-10 hours after Chris had had to spend hours in a cell and was interrogated at immigration and the pair of them carry on like nothing had happened. They still get the camera out and vlog, they even get excited about slushies and donuts at the 7/11 and watching Pretty Woman with a 6 year old! This was only about 8 weeks after it came out that he had slept with an Ifam and had tried to get a 16 year old to get naked with him on the family Disney holiday whilst his wife and kids were sleeping

They don't put the camera down for the night even though they admit the kids were upset, worried, traumatised at their dad being taken away, he still decides to film and edit and upload a vlog! The pair of them are completely insane

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The gruesome twosome!

 

[Saddlesoap]

That's nothing. They went to Australia and stayed in and watched Pretty Woman.

No they didn't?!

 

[Fluff n stuff]

I’m a very lot behind on these lot as had my baby boy a couple weeks ago so have been in the newborn bubble, but rest assured that I have been putting into practice the parenting skills I’ve learned from Lazy.

My little boy was born slightly jaundiced like Jace so obviously I prioritised my sleep instead of waking up every couple of hours to feed him. And like Lazy, I’m also not too fussed about him hitting his birth weight again as want to keep him teeny tiny for as long as possible, so I’ll feed him after I make sure I get my 8 hours sleep.

Already thinking about starting baby led weaning in a few months, first two foods I have on my list for him to try out are Greggs pizza and a McDonalds McMuffin.

Ahhhh Congratulations!

 

[HuncaMunca]

I can't actually see any bacon to be honest. The sloppy joe sauce could be confused with cheese.

This is the vegan burger from Premier Inn, the knobbly part at the top looks the same to me. I've had it 3 times and they've put the sauce on top twice rather than at the bottom.

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Creepy said there was “loads of cheese” in his burger, not me. I’m not confusing anything.

 

[SuBollard]

#169 Boring blogs from Cornmall,the lowest viewing figures of them all

#169 No matter where the Minghams go,
They're not as entertaining as Manny Ho Ho

 

[Flowerstar68]

Did he forget to shave?