Oh my god I see him doing the river dance, was it? in his pervavanPerhaps it was an optical illusion? like the one where they left him on the beach all alone when he was a tiny tiny baby whilst they all swam in the sea
I mean to the average person it looked like they were far away in the sea
but in Ingham world apparently it only ‘looked far away’ as they were practically paddling two foot from the baby