AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME!!
Poor Esme's eyes are dead in that thumbnail. I've noticed it a lot recently with children of influencers.
The vlog starts with everyone shouting good morning. They're leaving Center Parcs on this very very gorgeous morning. The cars are lined up outside and getting packed up because everyone is getting back to their lives. The Inghams thought about doing a fun day somewhere. Creepy doesn't want to leave the gorgeous forest but they have to go and get the house ready, get the final bits of packing done ready for the move very soon. They're off to the park to tire Jace out for an hour.
Creepy doesn't understand anyone who owns a hotel or holiday park with a 10am checkout because it destroys your morning and last day because you have to pack. A 12pm checkout and 2pm checkout is fine. Lazy screeches something about there only being 2 hours. Creepy thinks the 10am checkout is due to covid but Lazy says it's just the rule. He wants to sleep in on his last morning, have breakfast and enjoy his last bit of time there.
Well get an earlier night and get up earlier then. He doesn't want to get up at the crack of dawn and leave for 10am. Lazy tells him he's a selfish man. Isabelle tells him it's not the crack of dawn for normal people.
'Normal people'... need some ice for that burn, Creepy? Creepy's eyes are feeling heavy. Lazy tells him that if he worked cleaning a hotel he would be wanting people out for 8am. He says that in an ideal world the checkout would be 12am so you could wake up, get breakfast, reeeeeelax,
go skinny dipping, enjoy his last morning and then ship out.
The girls and Jace are in a circle with their hands in the middle. They shout (Jace screams) 1, 2, 3 then throw their arms up shouting "yeeeaaaaahhh". They're off to the park. Footage of the kids at the park.
It's a few hours later and they've had a cup of coffee after a few hours on the road. They're feeling refreshed and ready to go. Hi Steve and Granny Jane's caravan has a towing cover on it and is ready for Creepy to take to it's home. They have so much to do in so little time and it's hard to do because its nice weather. People can have that Friday feeling again and go to meet their friend for a picnic.
Lazy had to tell us about an awful experience in the car. They pulled up to the motorway and Creepy turned to say something to Lazy, who noticed he had a spider in his hair.
Surely he should be concentrating on the road if he was approaching the motorway, not looking at Lazy? It's was a money spider and literally dangling on his hair. Creepy told her to grab it. Lazy got the spider and it ran up her arm. Creepy told her to throw it out the window but Lazy refused to because it would die. She held it the whole way home and it was running up her arm. Creepy told her to put it on the dashboard but Isabelle threatened to get out of the car if Lazy did so. Jace is screeching in the background. After 40 minutes of holding the spider Isla told her to put it in a Pringles tub so she did. Lazy left the lid off because she didn't know how long the oxygen would last and it was really warm in the car so didn't want it to get too hot. It was running around until 10 minutes before they got home and then it curled up into a ball. Lazy poured it onto the drive and it was dead.
Does Lazy know that some animals curl into a ball as a defence mechanism? I wouldn't blame the poor thing wanting to protect itself from that rowdy lot. Lazy put in on a leaf and nudged it but it was lifeless. The spider she carried for 40 minutes had a long suffering death thanks to her. Esme tells Lazy the spider might not have died if she'd thrown it out of the window but Lazy tells her it would've been run over. Another question for the ifam; if you throw or flick a spider, can it run off? Lazy tells her they can jump off buildings.
Truth about the spider story: Lazy picked it up to release it and crushed it with her sausage fingers. We know how terrible they are with animals; remember the murdered butterfly when they were at the garage forecourt?
Lazy and Esme keep arguing about Esme's hair. Esme wants to cut her hair but Lazy thinks it looks nice as it is because she can start spraying and curling it.
Jace's toe 'hurts' so Esme pretends to kiss it better. He heads to the biscuit cupboard and pulls a pack out, even though Lazy says no.
5 kids in and they still haven't learnt to put childproof locks on their cupboards.
Since they got home, Isabelle has been packing her room and spent an hour reading the end of a book. It has to saddest ending and she has been sobbing so now her head hurts.
That's not healthy and they need to get her back to therapy. She feels like she hasn't used any boxes and her whole room is done, although she has four boxes under her bed. She packed the bits on her desk and shelf. She needs to do her clothes next. Her x box controller died a couple of weeks ago and Creepy kept forgetting to get batteries. She needs to get her charger from the car first and is scared. Isabelle hates the dark because Dracula might come out. Lazy jumps out on her and scares her. Back in the house, Isabelle goes and asks Creepy about the batteries but he didn't get them because the small Asda don't sell them. They will go and get them from B&M because Lazy is going tomorrow.
Lazy is ending the vlog and apologises for it being discombobulated. She's so tired because she woke up a lot during the nights away. She's watching alphabet nursery rhymes but Jace went to bed half an hour ago.
End of vlog
Driving a car with one of your hands out of the window filming your car towing a caravan? Remind me to never get in a car with Creepy
