The ICK #11

[Islawight]

Male colleague in his 50’s who thinks he’s amazing and above everyone else has just posted what a great time he had with friends for after work drinks. “Lots of fun and giggles were had” GIGGLES! Nob!

 

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The staff at the shop MenKind who play with remote control toys at the entrance to the shop to entice people.

 

[Tretps29]

My ex leaving me voice notes whilst strumming the few chords he knew and singing badly he thought he was a tortured artist, he wasn’t, he was an accountant.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I saw a man broken down at the side of the road yesterday afternoon and he’d put a little warning triangle out. Why did I get the ick from this?

 

[EffingDust]

Teamed with a wolf fleece…double ick

I saw a really old man with a flat cap buying a wolf fleece at the market the other day, it was a wolf in a rainforest. He was so pleased with it, felt like cheering for him.
You get a pass, old wolf man.

 

[YR80]

People who renew their vows. So self important. I'm not coming to that shit.

I always presume that they’ve either had marriage problems or one has cheated and they decided to work through it. A bit like those couples who share one Facebook account.

 

[Murphygirl]

Guy next to me on the train yesterday taking constant selfies and opened his gallery of photos to show a full page of selfies! He then kept opening and looking at the photo he just took of himself, ICK!

 

[Yer_wha?!]

When people say "spag bowl"

An ex of mine used to call it "spaggy bols"

 

[BanditHealer]

I ran to the thread I have just seen an ex of mine scooting down the road…. On an electric scooter…. With a seat on it… and also a helmet

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

 

[Thank(space)you]

"The boy did good" need to stay off social media as rife following Xmas

 

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[ShopTilYouSlop]

I don't know why the algorithm thinks I want this, but it's gone from giving me cat and makeup videos to videos of smarmy, cocky pretty boys (never my type even when I was younger) telling me how much they love plus size and older women. And some of them aren't even that pretty! They clearly have a market because the comments are full of women who love it but all I hear is "aren't you so glad that a gorgeous young stud like me would still have you even though you're not 25 or a size 8" and it doesn't just ick me, it really pisses me off. Some kid told the camera that even if I'm 20 years older than he is, he'll still make me call him Daddy JUST FUCK OFF THAT'S HORRIBLE, DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU'RE STILL UP YOU RANDY TODDLER YOU'RE OVERTIRED

How did this happen and how do I get back to cats and makeup?

 

[Sibz]

Noisy eaters that are oblivious that they're making sex noises when eating - like licking sauce off their finger loudly, letting out a groan/sigh when they feel full, or chewing something with their mouth open and it sounds like sloppy snogging

Fucking vile

 

[Hastaggifted]

Range rover drivers. They are all arseholes who think they own the road. They are known to be the worst cars that always have issues and end up in the gagage and we know you're up to you eyeballs in finance debt. They just give me the ick so bad.

 

[daisydolittle]

Men that put their top on before their boxers it's just not the natural order of dressing!

 

[mozzarellagirl]

when people make liking christmas their entire personality and think it’s sooo quirky and adorable

 

[Saudade]

There’s a guy I know who always used to post pics on Insta with his calves flexed and his foot pointing down (because of the flexing). He would be sitting on a bench or whatever and then his legs were so obviously posed and flexed to show off his calves (he was buff) and his feet just off the ground pointing downward (only the top of his trainers touching the ground). His pictures /poses always looked so unnatural and forced because of it (despite him trying to appear nonchalant in them). And to make the matters worse, if he wasn’t in shorts he was in skinny jeans The whole thing gave me a massive ick!

Well, to my delight he had deactivated his profile 3 years ago maybe, but yesterday I saw he had come back and posted a pic standing on a bridge with his both legs flexing and he was on his tippy toes He is also short, so double ick for flexing his calves and for trying to make himself appear taller.
And the worst part, he’s still wearing skinny jeans Triple ick! Almost ruined my Sunday.

 

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Gobsmacked.

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

My husband just came home from his Christmas works party wearing a fucking Santa hat and he still hasn't taken it off.

I guess 20 years was a fair run. Good whilst it lasted.

Ugh mine did in the in the air tonight drum solo. 15 years gone just ike that

 

[Onthehop]

Influencers husbands. Especially ones that try and get involved in their wives IG stories.