The ICK #11

[Jyhy1110]

I work in a bank and the amount of men that say ‘any free money today?’ Fuck offffffff

 

[Wills315]

Can't breathe reading this thread I have so many icks. One time I was sexting an ex and he said "I'm so wet for you" I'm presuming he was referring to pre cum seeping out. He would also exhale really loudly and deeply when he came and made the same sounds when working out. Another one I was casual with and certainly had no plans to have a family with said , while drunk , before he was about to go in "I wanna put a baby in you"

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Brands posting the most obvious April Fool’s jokes on Facebook and thinking they’re hilarious.

 

[Newroundhere]

Influencers tapping their nails off of a product

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

People who start Teams calls early

 

[Mollydog]

People who queue up for the Next sales

 

[Mollydog]

Photos of backs of ‘new dads’ carrying the car seat out of the hospital

 

[Onthehop]

Adults who are obsessed with Disney.

 

[Lazarus]

Those matching pyjama Christmas photos
And every bit as bad:
Those photos with guys walking out of hospital carrying a newborn baby in a car seat. Fuck offfff

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

My husband doesn’t drive, ugh, weird, but when we met, we lived in a city and he got the train to and from work etc. so didn’t really give it anymore thought. His dad and brother also don’t drive, his mum does drive but super nervous, the kind of person who won’t go on the motorway or turn right . Again, weird but nothing to do with me. Fast forward a few years and his mum has a health issue, I’m out riding my horse and get a phone call from my dear man, “can you be home by 4.30 as mum needs to go to an appointment and if you could drive her that would be great”

So you’re telling me, her 3 closest relatives, 3 grown ass, adult men that are her immediate family, and you have to ask me to take her to the hospital, whilst you 3 sit at home?!? Ick ick ICKKKKKKKKKK

Of course, I did it. But fucking hell, I thought that was so embarrassing, ick.

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

We have recently bought a house in a new area and my husband has given me a new ick. He keeps commenting on the local community fb posts when people are giving things away for the garden asking if they’re available still

 

[Wynonna]

I had a male friend at my old job who turned up to work one day at Christmas time wearing one of these turkey hats. He wore it every day for about two weeks. I literally avoided him for those two weeks, as I felt that I could not speak to him whilst he was wearing the hat. He didn't take it off all day, even when he went to the toilet apparently Other people seemed to love it though, and asked to take selfies with him...

I also got the ick last year at my current job, when one of the managers dressed up as Father Christmas and went round with a carrier bag full of Quality Streets and offered one to everyone.

 

[merlot]

I’ll add one I overheard last night. A group of men were talking and one said they hated it when women have tiny fibres from loo roll on their bits during oral sex. They all heartily agreed.

I saw a lad on an insta post call it 'clitty litter'
dear christ.

 

[Tretps29]

If my partner singing along to George Michael's Fast Love wasn't bad enough he's also swaying his head from side to side

Top of the pop 1997 was on the other day. Boyzone were singing ‘No matter what’ and my husband brazenly and unapologetically said ‘what a tune’ and started singing along.

 

[Lazarus]

snapped this on the person in front of me on the escalator today.
Unpick the fucking stitch, you commoners.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

I recently saw my brother in law has his pronouns in his WhatsApp profile. Silly sod is 6'2" with a beard, a baritone voice, a wife and three kids. Nobody has ever had any trouble figuring out his pronouns. Ick.

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

I always remember a guy on tinder years ago with a selfie at the twin towers memorial

I did the Auschwitz-Birkenau tour last year and there was a couple taking SMILING selfie next to the memorial and the ruins of where the gas chambers were I had to walk away because I was very close to causing a scene!

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Imagine a man going to a shop and CHOOSING a vape flavour....

'Hmmm, will I go for the Watermelon Ice, Fizzy Cherry or Kiwi Passion, such a tough choice.'

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

You've just reminded me of a massive ick: people playing impromptu musical performances in social settings! A bit niche I know but I just cringe so much when someone decides they are going to play a guitar etc and you have to just sit and awkwardly watch regardless of their talent.

Probably stems from my childhood, my dad used to just play the saxophone and if I asked him a question he would just stare at me and keep playing

 

[Lazarus]

Anyway, I came here to say I think one of my biggest icks is people referring to someone as their rock.