The ICK #11

[no-no]

Men posting about their new jobs on LinkedIn “I’m beyond excited I’m going to be part of such a dynamic team and drive the company’s goals. Although I will miss my old team so much, I know they’ll achieve all their dreams” or some bootlicking nonsense. Eww.

 

[Foxvint]

People who do jigsaws give me the ick. I'd rather find out a mate was doing crack than jigsaws.

 

[Foxvint]

Men with long toenails and zero shame about it going round in sliders or flip flops on holiday. Imagine them tap tapping on a tiled floor.

 

[merlot]

If my partner singing along to George Michael's Fast Love wasn't bad enough he's also swaying his head from side to side

New year new partner

 

[emmer_moans]

Guitar players are a bit icky aren't they? I mean the guys who do it for fun, but take it really seriously and think they're really good and that everyone wants to listen or watch their guitar video! No!

My colleague is one who does pub gigs at the weekend. I respect the graft, but we have to hear about it on Mondays And his desktop background at work is a massive stock image of an electric guitar. His mug has an electric guitar on it and his teaspoon is you've guessed it one where the handle is shaped like an electric guitar. We get it mate, you play the guitar

 

[ShhItsASecret]

My husband has just given me the biggest ick.
Whilst eating a bag of crisps, I cannot stand people who ‘drink’ the crumbs out of the bag.
I actually gagged as he did it.

Please sleep on the sofa tonight!

 

[EffingDust]

My husband has just given me the biggest ick.
Whilst eating a bag of crisps, I cannot stand people who ‘drink’ the crumbs out of the bag.
I actually gagged as he did it.

Please sleep on the sofa tonight!

The Venn diagram of people who drink crisp crumbs and people who scrape an empty yoghurt pot 397 times is a perfect circle.

The snack is over, throw the container away and stop acting like you’ve never been fed

 

[swimming]

I’ve got another one from holiday. At the airport when you’re waiting to board your flight and people (of all genders lol!) start foot shuffling to the desk to get on first even though they’ve only announced certain rows for boarding.

We treated ourselves and flew first class this time after many years of saving and we literally had to say “excuse me!” About a thousand times to get around the pathetic losers craning their necks to get on first. All standing there clutching their bags and wheelie hand luggage cases.

fucking calm down the plane ain’t gonna take off any sooner you pencil dick, sit down!!

 

[Hastaggifted]

🫣

 

[cuttle90]

An ex of mine used to call it "spaggy bols"

This reminds me... and I am so sorry to do this to you all. I live in the North East so people often say dinner instead of lunch. Bloke at work... "time for my din dins"

There was nothing remotely attractive about him (to me) but my vagina volunteered itself as a tribute in that exact moment

 

[Goldilocks3108]

There was a guy parked next to me at the supermarket yesterday in one of those big Warrior truck things, which of itself was an ick...he was on the shorter side (prob about 5' 3 or 4) and as he went to get in it, he did a little jump to get into the seat Massive ick

My vertically challenged neighbour needs a stepladder to reach the top of his car when he washes it - humongous ick

 

[YR80]

I saw a man today in his mid to late 50s carrying a large umbrella which he was using as a pointing device to point things out to his wife. There was and is no rain forecast for us today. Just gave me massive ‘tosspot’ vibes and that gave me the ick

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men wearing 3/4 length trousers.

 

[Lazarus]

People who go to Bongo Bingo give me the ick

 

[Hastaggifted]

I gave myself the ick yesterday. I don't wear my massive football manager coat in the car. So when I got out to get my daughter from school I was trying to put it on while walking. I couldn't get my arm in the hole which was flapping behind me in the wind and rain. A couple of other mums behind me. Opposite the school is a building site, all the builders were coming out. Probably not even looking my way but added to the embarrassment. When I had finally managed to flap it on, I couldn't zip it up. The zip wouldn't catch. In the end I said fuck this and just buttoned it up. Put my hood up and my head down. I don't know how I will get over this

 

[Tretps29]

Posh boys and posh boys who wear that pinky ring thing my vagina closes up and is shut for business whenever I see this.
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Men on electric scooters, the ones where you stand up. Just fucking walk
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Any type of mirror selfie

 

[Foxvint]

Vaping and grown arse adults chugging those giant 300ml fruity energy drinks all day. Get a proper addiction.

 

[qqwertyy]

Sat like lost little boys outside the changing rooms playing on their phones surrounded by loads of little bags

 

[GamerLlama87]

Men driving/parking with that twattish open palm on the wheel thing people seem to think it's hot but it annoys the crap out of me 🫣 just watched someone do it parking outside my house urgh

 

[sassmaster3000]

When the woman I used to work with would write “hahaha” on teams as “Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Was she jimmy Carr?