The ICK #11

[Wills315]

Omg how could i forget, I was texting a tinder match before and he sent me a pic of how he used to have his pubes and they were shaved into a little square Hitler moustache right above his cock and the rest was bare

 

[Hastaggifted]

I saw a Dad at school this morning, I've seen him a few times and always thought he needs a good scrub. But today he was in one of these.

But the white bits were brown from dirt. Fake shoe zone timberlands and jogging bottoms.
Imagining a man wearing one of these at home is enough to seal you shut. But wearing it to grubby to take your kids to school
Where do these people find other people to breed with?

 

[swimming]

ICK yesterday at the train station. A man was showing off to a girl 25 years younger and dropped his phone and screen smashed and then he picked it up and tried to style it out but acting not bothered he had just smashed his iPhone

 

[emmer_moans]

I used to work with a guy who would only ever drink milk, no water, tea, coffee, pop...just milk. He had the most horrendous breath i have ever encountered.

I now work with a lady who has 2 bags of mini cheddars for breakfast every day at 8 am. I'm like no Lisa* that is not a breakfast food.

* This is absolutely her real name and she deserves to know my dissatisfaction at her antics.

Those mini cheddar bags make a right noise don't they? I have a colleague who has a daily bag too, and the bag rustles so loud.

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My ick - there's a guy in our office who cycles to work, has the hi vis jacket, brings his helmet etc and yes I get he has to take it off when he gets in the office but he proceeds to monopolise the coatstand with 1 hook for his helmet, 1 hook for his hi vis over-jacket, 1 hook for his actual zip up fleece, leaving about 3 hooks for 20 other people so we end up with us putting coats on the backs of our chairs. He takes 10 mins every day sorting that all out, then he chinks his spoon in his mug loudly to take to the kitchen to make his coffee with his cycling themed mug that says I Love Cycling, then comes in, puts that on his desk, then takes his cycling themed water bottle to the kitchen to fill that up and comes in, and then finally sits down to start work. I've seen this routine too many times I am getting the ick. And we get it, you love cycling.

 

[merlot]

This is getting ridiculous! How is a man meant to hail the bus if he cant put his arm out. There are lots of bus routes where the driver wont stop unless they are hailed ?

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You can't try and moderate people's icks, there's no rhyme or reason for the ick, that's the beauty of this thread.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When people have vertical blinds in their home. They belong in offices.

 

[YR80]

Husband of 10 years is currently YouTubing Coldplay (“but not the mainstream stuff”) and my vagina has just played the Windows shutdown noise.

 

[qqwertyy]

I gave myself the ick today. I was in a Teams meeting and someone asked if I was frozen but it was just because I was sat really still

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Today, My husband went to open a push door with his hands still in the front pockets of his hoodie, the height of his chest to the door angle didn’t fully open the door and he sort of fell into it. Might have to file for divorce when we get home.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men who are obsessed with 'the hustle' and 'the grind.'

When men say things like 'work never sleeps'...and talk about 'the grind,' 'the struggle' and 'the end goal', and are obsessed with crptocurrency. Their Instagrams are filled with intense pictures of them in suits and motivational quotes.

Like relax Pete, you work in marketing - you're not Jeff Bezos.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

The dog is newly groomed and smells gorgeous.

Got a pair of converse the eldest wants for Xmas brand new in box for a third of the price on vinted.

Tomorrow is Friday!.
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The dog is newly groomed and smells gorgeous.

Got a pair of converse the eldest wants for Xmas brand new in box for a third of the price on vinted.

Tomorrow is Friday!.

Sorry was meant for 3 things that made you smile thread .

Given myself the ick now.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Audiences clapping along to music. Actually makes me shrivel up 🫠

 

[Foxvint]

I’ve got one better than that, an older bloke (60’s?) on roller blades - complete with knee & elbow pads and a little back pack

Any grown arse adult on roller blades/skates on actual public streets deserves to go straight under the wheels of the 62. We've interfered too much with Darwin deaths.

Saw some revolting loved up couple doing that hands in each others arse pocket thing today and thought you cunts are getting lashed on the ick thread.

 

[HelloStereo]

Quite a niche one but people whose written English is so bad you don't know what they're saying.

A few years ago I went on some dates with an Aussie guy, whose native language was English. Whenever he sent me text messages they were so badly written and with poor spelling I wasn't sure what he was trying to say. I'm not a stickler for perfect spelling or grammar but most of the time it was so bad I had to keep asking him to rephrase everything. He knew what he had sent was unintelligible but he just didn't care.

It was such an ick for me. Sent him a text saying we couldn't see each other anymore in wingdings.

 

[Thank(space)you]

People who say the following:
Hollibobs
Famalam
Crotch goblin
Semen demon
Confused.com (instead of just confused)

 

[Foxvint]

I literally would have ripped the veil off my head, threw my wedding ring on the ground and turned around to leave whilst googling quick divorces on my phone.

Those weddings were the bride and groom have choreographed and learnt a little twee dance routine. Everyone’s already given up a day to spend standing round smiling at you, just let them go and get drunk instead of witnessing your little Step Up 2 The Streets fantasy.

 

[Hollie Day]

Saw a man sniff his hand after putting it down the front of his jogging bottoms to readjust his bits

 

[Foxvint]

A man (in his 40’s!) ORDERED chicken in Piri Piri sauce at my restaurant, and then sent it back as it was too spicy. Ick!!!!! Like, please grow up.

Men who can't eat spice are shit in bed. Fact. Don't @ me, I don't make the rules.

 

[swimming]

This one came to me today.

Men in a wave pool machine on holiday.

Saw a bunch of men in the swimming pool with a themed wave machine and watching them all bobbing around getting pulled left right and centre with the waves was making my vagina sew itself up.

 

[YR80]

A security guard applying chapstick

My work crush asked me a couple of weeks ago if I had any lip balm. I only had a tin of that rose-tinted Vaseline but he was fine with that and put some on. Crush killed stone dead.