The ICK #11

[TooFarScone]

Men who scan and pack their shopping as they go. Double ick if they're using one of those trolley separator things

 

[Catfan2]

I’m sure it’s been mentioned numerous times, but Turkey teeth are the ultimate ick for me. Especially on older people, they look like those wind up chattering teeth you could get years ago . Don’t they realise how awful they look? As if anyone believes they’re natural - and you just know that underneath it all there will be stinking, rotting stumps

 

[holliebollie]

I went on a date a couple of weeks ago. Good looking and seemingly normal until he told me his glasses weren’t actually prescription, just fake ones I said, ‘Oh yes, I used to do that when I was in year 9 so I looked like All Saints’. He ghosted me anyway but I like to think I would have said no to date two purely on the plastic fucking lenses!

 

[ReginaPhalange3]

I've a contractor at my house today laying the kitchen floor. He has knee pads on, steel toe cap boots, elbow pads, huge ear defenders and what looks like a JSP Force 8 Half Mask on. His knee pads are tapping away like high heels as he moves across the floor.

I'm all for PPE but this seems to be overkill for laying a kitchen floor. Everytime his knee pads tap on my flooring, my vagina crawls up a little higher it's going to be in my chest by 11 o'clock.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

People logging onto Facebook the day they get married on a destination wedding and changing their relationship status to married!!

 

[qqwertyy]

Massively got the ick reading about that guy who was thrown out for heckling Peter Kay because he kept shouting ‘garlic bread’. I’d have to divorce him

 

[ShhItsASecret]

People who go to Disney for their honeymoon.
People obsessed with Disney- full stop!!

Grow up

 

[Newroundhere]

When a man gets ignored trying to get staffs attention at a bar

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Bauble beard example

 

[chickhicks86]

People steering their cars with their palms, especially when parking like they're the most professional driver known to man.

 

[DrNooo]

Those weddings were the bride and groom have choreographed and learnt a little twee dance routine. Everyone’s already given up a day to spend standing round smiling at you, just let them go and get drunk instead of witnessing your little Step Up 2 The Streets fantasy.

Or worse, when they make people in the bridal party learn a routine as well, have seen a couple of videos (from the USA) where they have the bridesmaids and groomsmen dance awkwardly down the aisle. If any of my friends made me do anything like that I would remove myself from the wedding altogether.

 

[Hastaggifted]

A vape on a lanyard

 

[April89]

Women bragging about being the ‘mom all my kids friends fancy’ or ‘my teenage son told me his friends called me a milf (horrible phrase!)
These adult women boasting about teenagers fancying them feels gross

 

[digsydelilah]

That’s a major ick for me, people sticking out their tongues in photos. It’s so gross and immature after about age 10, imo. And parents with their kids sticking out their tongues together for a selfie,“Hehe! Aren’t we cute?” No. #no. no.

 

[Goujon]

Range rover drivers. They are all arseholes who think they own the road. They are known to be the worst cars that always have issues and end up in the gagage and we know you're up to you eyeballs in finance debt. They just give me the ick so bad.

I've never known a single person to drive a range rover and not be a total cunt
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Probably said it before but people who say “it’s giving…” as in vibes

This is all wrapped up in all the stupid phrases that are becoming the norm , yet are obviously fucking stupid.

"They are totally giving main character energy"

"I'm low key manifesting this cottagecore aesthetic"

Etc

There should be an entire thread about this it gets me unreasonably angry

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Grown men on scooters..a man passed me today on one in a park I was walking in. This park is rural so it was not like he was scooting to work as there is nothing nearby. Massive ick

I’ve got one better than that, an older bloke (60’s?) on roller blades - complete with knee & elbow pads and a little back pack

 

[petitspois]

People that say ‘me thinks’

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

My boyfriend’s shoes squeaking when he walked while we were in Tesco yesterday

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Seeing men sitting on the toilet with their pants and trousers round their ankles

Do you see that very often??

 

[Onthehop]

I'm sure this has been done to death as an ick but adults who are into Disney and say Disney land is the most magical place. How is it? You've got a mortgage and crows feet, grow up.

Also adults who go to Disney for every holiday. There’s a wonderful, interesting world out there.