Some stylists would make it look amazing. Everything she wears makes it look crap. Simple. She’s as much of a stylist as my big toe.
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Is this an undisclosed M&S ad? She is raving about something which honestly looks terrible. It’s the zip front, external pockets and lack of belt which gives this
God I’d hope not. At the speed Alex works, you’d be lucky if she was done by winter 2025!
I’ve been quiet on here for ages but good grief, the ganni dress is just a bedsheet?! wear whatever when it’s hot, I don’t care about arms or flattery but prouncing around all over the internet with it on just because of the label… yawn.
Her arms are literally on show just a few photos earlier on in her grid? Why make it a thing? Was she trying to preempt some arm based criticism? Who cares.
Her arms are literally on show just a few photos earlier on in her grid? Why make it a thing? Was she trying to preempt some arm based criticism? Who cares.
Read her entire thread now and ugh she is the worst!
That jumpsuit brings this to mind…
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The jumpsuit is horrendous and unflattering. The arms are the least of her problems, it’s the taste in styling
Couple that with her favourite frames…
I’m scared now.
She might pop round to mine and serve up somefava beans and a nice chianti beige, over-processed food or a tin of Lidl meatballs.
She might pop round to mine and serve up some
Thread #10 Serial killer chic, Hannibal Lecter Jumpsuit, Jeffrey Dahmer Specs.
“Hannibal Lecter Jumpsuit, Jeffrey Dahmer Specs, it’s serial killer chic for frugal Alex”?
i was going to go for a rhyme one, but lots don’t like them
Am I going colourblind?? Green on Alex plate? That’s madness. Where’s the beige?
The thing is, that kind of outfit only flies if you're 23, live in Clapton and have the accompanying mullet. There is something to be said for not clinging on blindly to things you could have got away with when you were young, hip and responsibility free. Alex otoh has two young children, lives in a not very fashionable bit of N. London, obsesses about Anya Hindmarch supermarket bags for life/Tiger tat and making meal plans, so just looks uber frumpy. Give it up Alex and embrace your middle aged un-hipness, honestly it's much more relaxing.
JFC that boiler suit reel!! I actually thought it was some kind of piss take about how influencers will talk absolute shite to shill anything if there is £££ in it for then. What a joke. Anyone commenting positively about that is deluded. Talk about emperor’s new clothes!
Is it what Michael Myers wore in Halloween? At least she has that outfit sorted.
She certainly has a fondness for attire favoured by serial killers, both fictional and non!
I think we ought to preserve this momentus event for posterity.
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Can’t tell if it’s avocado or severely over cooked broccoli
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