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@Jules100 "I do hope the real life installation won’t take too long. I’d actually like it done before Tartlet Days, September 6, 7 & 8 in Key West, Florida."
So so sorry I am a tad late... I've heard real artisans take nearly a year or more to finish a major project like this...
However the installation isalmostfinally finished.
Please don't lean on the tiles too much as the grout needs time to dry...
Wishing you and the "15" a right 'ole knees up in the Tiki Hut.
Please enjoy a Miller Lite on me (in your new fancy glass of course) and I know your "light lunch" will be absolutely fabulous.
Thank you @Jules100 for the opportunity tovolunteerwork at your Southernmost Chateau!
As for me, I might just go on a little holiday...
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Forcing ourselves to go to bed after wine and meeting a few new friends.I really wish I had a secret handshake with @Clara Burnett but sure hope to get a wink. Some locals really do talk smack about the farmhouse. It is actually pretty funny and not shocking at all.
One more thing - she did not promote this event because she did not want people to actually come. They made it difficult and did not communicate well at all. She is so conniving but we know that already. For now I will leave it at that.
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Just got home from a quick weekend in Key West. Guess what was waiting for me? Thanks Poshmark.
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Patron, Maria K does not look happy and she has been there since last week.
From 9/1/22 live chat...
Maria K I’m excited to be arriving at Lalande tomorrow!!@The chateau diaries
The Chateau Diaries @Maria K That’s fantastic! We’re so happy to see you again
She has visited before and had the opportunity to meet Philip Janssen's parents.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
7/5/21 live chat...
Maria K @Cara Winsor Hehir Just Aug. 5-9th (I probably won’t want to leave)
9/13/21 live chat...
Maria K @Philip Janssen I thoroughly enjoyed meeting your parents and visiting with your beautiful Mother! when I was at Lalande
Isn't the glamping site Dave the cleaners place? or am I getting confused with someone else?
I wonder where IJ hid hers...
And how long did it take her to find it...
Chateau La Gorce wine is not the cheapest, e.g. 17/18E per bottle. There is no way that SJ was serving that at the party. Could have been a refill job!
Well the times that I entertain I take pleasure to have guests to my home and do my best to have a good time. We mostly entertain casually outside up here but I still go a little extra because they are my guests. Fanny just doesn't get manners or decorum, for all her fancy formal education she hasn't been taught the basics. That poo stained garage turnout just about sums up her whole ethos.And lets face it On Repeat...... she has TONS of cushions !!!!
*sounds like you give a great party !!!!
Reasonable effort? She gets £33k a month from these people!!! She's had ages to prepare& she comes up with something which resembles a family party. Not a prestige event at a chateau.
Couldn't even clear the old doors from the dining area. Hard old seats, un-ironed table cloths, usual farmhouse cheap food, stingy cheeseboard.
These people have been conned by the snake oil saleswoman who is still getting away with it.
Sorry but this event is cheap & shoddy. If those people are stupid enough to be happy with this level of event then they deserve to be scammed IMO.
Exactly this. Until they see the light, a fool and his money are easily parted.One would hope these delusional people actually treat themselves and stay at a different chateau or even a B&B whilst they are in France. Afterwards, let them compare and I'd bet hands down, lieLande would come in last. Last for cleanliness, last for decor, last for renovations, last for lovely gardens, last for comfort, last for amenities, and last for hospitality.
Maybe the intention is to ply the patreons with enough wine to bring them a cheery glow and rose coloured spectacles. Alcohol and bubbling excitement makes for a paaaaarfect day, who cares if your bumb and legs go numb, you can always blame the alcohol.Reminds me of the old Friends episode names!
Ed and Anna do own the chateau but not the winery.
She looks real pissed!Patron, Maria K does not look happy and she has been there since last week.
I would be too on that wonky seat right near those old doors.
I bet she thought she would be at Fanny's table eating there???
Thank you, as long as it's not decanted from That Stephanie creature's vinegar supplies.
From what I understood in Sunday's vlog - no Patreon vlog tonight, update tomorrow for the world and it's wife! Why even be a patron?
Defo an upcoming montage situation and of course, SJ/PJ will need to spend hours editing beforehand so they will excuse themselves early from Thursday's Garden Party celebrations - that's if there is even "in reality" a Thursday celebration - who really knows!
TBH, they could edit on a daily basis if they were focused and professional enough.
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Patron, Maria K does not look happy and she has been there since last week.
From 9/1/22 live chat...
Maria K I’m excited to be arriving at Lalande tomorrow!!@The chateau diaries
The Chateau Diaries @Maria K That’s fantastic! We’re so happy to see you again
She has visited before and had the opportunity to meet Philip Janssen's parents.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was charged a premium for her stay unless she is avolunteer slave and has been love bombed. Well well, what a crappy event this turned out to be from as seen on tv. Not a marquee? fake promises as usual and mismatched tables and chairs set up in the peacock poo garage. Id be pissed as a patreon to be treated like that feed like a pig in a garage with cheap as pastry pie and bit of cheese and cheap plonk to boot.
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Patron, Maria K does not look happy and she has been there since last week.
From 9/1/22 live chat...
Maria K I’m excited to be arriving at Lalande tomorrow!!@The chateau diaries
The Chateau Diaries @Maria K That’s fantastic! We’re so happy to see you again
She has visited before and had the opportunity to meet Philip Janssen's parents.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was charged a premium for her stay unless she is a
Yes, she has touched on how they have to measure rooms and BTUs (?) -- ie., units of heat required to heat room -- to insure the system radiates sufficient heat.
The way Ivanka wore it is how it was originally produced as per the original sale listing. Either the previous owner or Fanny removed that segment and the trim to show off her…em…assets.
Old Mummy and her daughter are the meanest people who only think of the $$ they are saving for themselves.
It seems like they have forgotten that these stupid people are paying for their lovely lifestyle.
I wonder , when it gets dark does Squirrel roll out the projector and they show slides of all the Beautiful $$$ holiday spots they have taken on Other Peoples Money??
I was rather surprised that Anna and Peter didn't make themselves known to them as both couples have appeared on CDIY and, live so near. Well, if they did, they didn't film it!
They could only have stayed for an hour or so for a drink because Anna and Peter then went onto somewhere else later that night that was far more exciting/entertaining.
Here are the association documents as posted by @arthur.
Isn't she obliged to share some kind of information with them at the annual meeting? Could our French readers suss this out?
Does this say she needs to give the annual meeting a report?
Isn't she obliged to share some kind of information with them at the annual meeting? Could our French readers suss this out?
Does this say she needs to give the annual meeting a report?
The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin
100% all Beef pure American boy! 😆 Age and state please!
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And we all know even if she were to spend the money to put in a proper system (HA!) she’s far too cheap to pay for the fuel to operate it!
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Pekey- are the Graphtreon numbers in US$ dollars? If so $34318 per month is $51008Aust! For that amount of moolah you would think she could have served champagne, better food and moved stuff around in the entrance hall to accommodate her guests. Those tables could easily have been put inside- there weren't a lot of guests. I didn't think is was rustic at all, I thought it was rude. It was a summer party not a bbq in the garage- I am surprised she didn't serve Bunnings sausages in white bread and tomato sauce!
Edit- Princess we pressed go at the same time!
at least there'd be a Weiner on the barbecue that's not tucked or ducked. my husband caught me watching fanny and said oh she looks classy I nearly gagged
Pekey- are the Graphtreon numbers in US$ dollars? If so $34318 per month is $51008Aust! For that amount of moolah you would think she could have served champagne, better food and moved stuff around in the entrance hall to accommodate her guests. Those tables could easily have been put inside- there weren't a lot of guests. I didn't think is was rustic at all, I thought it was rude. It was a summer party not a bbq in the garage- I am surprised she didn't serve Bunnings sausages in white bread and tomato sauce!
Edit- Princess we pressed go at the same time!
at least there'd be a Weiner on the barbecue that's not tucked or ducked. my husband caught me watching fanny and said oh she looks classy I nearly gagged
I guess a lot of us are pleasantly surprised that the first day seems to have been pulled off. It just goes to show what a low bar we apply to her efforts. They probably chose the old garage in case of rain. They could provide cover without bringing everything inside and accommodating the “guests” inside. Wouldn’t want the riff raff in the inner sanctum.
Someone mentioned the state of the silver platter chosen to serve the cheese. I guess Mary Poppins didn’t get that one to polish. Marble or wood would have a better choice. At the end of the day I did think the food looked a lot better than a lot of ones we have seen. I really thought that some disaster was going to prevent the event from happening.
Someone mentioned the state of the silver platter chosen to serve the cheese. I guess Mary Poppins didn’t get that one to polish. Marble or wood would have a better choice. At the end of the day I did think the food looked a lot better than a lot of ones we have seen. I really thought that some disaster was going to prevent the event from happening.
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