Does anyone like the idea of the most "haha" liked posts from our entertaining threads. I like many Tattlers laugh out loud and very very occasionally a snort at the highly amusing posts. Dont know how we could assemble them, perhaps copy our own funniest and list them ? Any ideas / thoughts anyone, if this "is allowed" under Tattle rules ?
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Nutty has to be clear that his stay in the Shitooo hangs in the balance. She is a bully, abusive and apparently useless who does not do her job well. That's why she is bleeping the "cousin" to ensure her permanence.
And from Venezuela: FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES!!!
And from Venezuela: FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES!!!
No need for an apology! You're doing great work behind the scenes. So Ms Jarvis is shady-she's not done her accounts for either B&B or YouTube revenue & has not, as she's stated, reported Pavlina's refugeee status I think that what you're saying.
Pas besoin d'excuses! Vous faites un excellent travail dans les coulisses. Donc, Mme Jarvis est louche - elle n'a pas fait ses comptes pour les revenus de B & B ou de YouTube et n'a pas, comme elle l'a dit, signalé le statut de réfugié de Pavlina, je pense que ce que vous dites.
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only 167 more to go, young man!!We must make them feel at home in the lounge. Welcome dears!
edit: your my husband's age
I like to remind him that I'm older (by 4.5 years) and therefore should be in charge! It doesn't work, but it is fun to bug him!)
Yes I too have laughed heartily at so many of the posts. You are an exceptionally amusing bunch
I see Dan, with Escape to rural France, is threatening a new and different vlog in the next day or so and the clickbait is a bottle of Miller lite on a bar table. Is the wonderful @Jules100 being copied.
You saw it here first... @Jules100 is a trendsetter
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I put him in the same category as Marie... Grifter.. he came as a guy with a van, looking for odd jobs and place to park for a while, then because SJ found herself a good thing, he expected a portion... felt he was owed... I've seen this in business all too often.I know I'm probably on my own here - but I enjoyed the walk round that chateau. There is a lot of work there for sure for him. I don't get all this hate towards Selmar to be honest. He's been groomed by Fanny in the grift. He's seen how she's made a bomb out of it & off the back of him too as he was one her channel's favourite characters along with Diesel. He was encouraged by Fanny to go off & look for a chateau of his own. Crafty mare setting him up for failure. If he's working at these places for his B&B then he's a workaway. If they want to go into business with him & Tatti then I am guessing that is up to the chateaux owners to decide if what they're proposing is viable. I think we all know it might not be - but hey who knows! His filming needs work for sure & he'd do well to listen to what Tattlers are telling him & not fall into the Snorty trap. Let the interviewee speak, mic that person up so they can be heard & don't just prattle about something for the sake of it. Ducking now from all the missiles coming my way
From Selmar's latest flog comments...
valerie thompson
7 hours ago (edited)
Now this is what I call a chateau!! I would love to see this place on the Escape to the Chateau DIY programme. Much more interesting than seeing the same old chateaux like La Lande I think where they keep doing the same jobs. This place has so much more potential.
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smolpuppyo'love
7 hours ago
Can't resist the opportunity to have a cat swipe
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valerie thompson
6 hours ago (edited)
I genuinely think this is a much more interesting project than La Lande. Bored of seeing the same old same old. Your constant cheerleading of La Lande leads me to think you might be part of the family or cult
valerie thompson
7 hours ago (edited)
Now this is what I call a chateau!! I would love to see this place on the Escape to the Chateau DIY programme. Much more interesting than seeing the same old chateaux like La Lande I think where they keep doing the same jobs. This place has so much more potential.
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smolpuppyo'love
7 hours ago
Can't resist the opportunity to have a cat swipe
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valerie thompson
6 hours ago (edited)
I genuinely think this is a much more interesting project than La Lande. Bored of seeing the same old same old. Your constant cheerleading of La Lande leads me to think you might be part of the family or cult
It takes three to make a witches coven...Grant Hill is on his way. Morgan Lawley/mor is mor/go go chateau/patron, is on her way. Pavlina is starting a coven, (in Marie Wiik's old studio), with a reply from Sabine/Salty Sea Slug.
grant__hill
I’m on my way @stephanieejarvis
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stephanieejarvis
@grant__hill I can’t wait!!!
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gogo.chateau
Gearing up to GoGo…
#chateau #chatelaine #franceforever #expatlife #fairytalefinder #chateauseeker #loirevalley #loire
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pavlinn_ua
13 hours ago
Sitting room… Dining room… Witchcraft room!
salty_sea_slug
I would like to apply for a seat in the witch circle, please and thank you
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pavlinn_ua
@salty_sea_slug noted! We only need a third one)
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The Mother, the Maiden, and the Crone.
Just sayin'.
Thank you, @Lady Rosalie, for all you do on behalf of all of us.Congratulations to @Marquis de Potpourri and @Jules100 on the new thread title!
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Jules100
Chatty Member
Thursday at 11:51 PM
Omg, about 20 minutes ago, 1:15am, I was about to go to bed & someone tried to open my front door. I was on couch & heard my locked door knob wiggle, I looked at front door (it has obscured glass) & saw movement. My dogs heard it too & freaked out. I yelled for my son & husband, set off the car alarm to make some noise & called cops. Cops came, took report & said they’re searching the neighborhood. Scary! Never had any problem here in 7 years. Thanks Tattle for keeping me up way too late so I could keep my family safe!
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OhIDontKnow...
VIP Member
Wednesday at 9:23 PM
In the “accounts” Patreon video she was using round figures for the lake 50,000 a year. If she’s getting “her words” about €110,000 net every four months from Patreon, then last year she got €330,000. Also, she didn’t mention paying for the chapel window in 2022.
I think the work on Jerry’s thing and Nuttis thing were probably paid in the wrong accounts and she’s stopped because she’s got to pay those accounts back out of her YouTube revenue. She probably also spent the lake money and is having to fund that account as well. I think the real reason she’s sideways is she’s dipped into line items she shouldn’t have and will excuse it all away with I lost track of my spending and thought I was okay. I think the 2021 accounts will tell a very interesting story. I’m thinking she’s overspent personally using the wrong funds to do so, and is currently paying that back. I also think she overspent on projects (30k on paneling) (5k on wallpaper) and that’s why she didn’t finish everything, ran out of money. She admitted she had all the different money in one bank account and it’s split now. She took 6 pricey vacations last year and 20 mini ones. Bet the spending got out of control on that too. You can actually take in a lot of money and end up with a cash flow problem when you spend it faster than you make it. I think she’s currently paying back the lake fund, it’ll probably take all year.
I would also bet she got in trouble for having volunteer staff working for the b&b and trading lodging for work. I think you have to issue a tax statement on the individual receiving the compensation for it to count as an expense. If she didn’t, it’s unethical. So Dan odd jobs in order to stay there. Wonder if Marie got paid anything? Josie? Sabina? Steve? Kat? Fanny just buys food and she has staff? Don’t think so. If they were volunteering a week at a time, fine. Not weeks on end.
Gaslighting and obfuscation for sure. My spider senses are never wrong. It’s why she doesn’t want to talk about it and continues to lie about the accounts not being ready. I do think she knows the two Patreon posse groups are after her. That’s why she’s doing her little bookkeeping show. She also made a point as to why Anne Marie hasn’t been in the vlogs and even showed his work to try to pile up the accomplishments. All I can say is missy better get busy planting some tit and building some tit or it’s only going to get worse for her. She also better stay her ass at home for a few months or they will double down on her.
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Sasha Groves
Active member
Yesterday at 11:35 AM
Stop the press
Caroline Not-Gooder doesn’t know the answer to something and has no opinion to offer!!
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Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Wednesday at 11:30 PM
It's a fire I am not willing to lit. As I've said, this involves little children and the improvident actions of their parents, who should know better than to leave a legacy like this.
Lol, but no need, there are much more down to earth ways to navigate their bits and pieces.
That's exactly the strategy she's been frantically working on for weeks. As expected the chosen route is one of distraction and diversion. She's been warned that the mistakes she has made are evident and not easy to cover up, not even by smart accountants or flamboyant "excuses". It was even suggested she would own up to some of it on camera, by stating how inexperienced she was in handeling renovations on this scale and that the bad choices she has made were unfortunate but insurmountable, but as she is convinced she has done nothing wrong this kind of mea culpa (maxima or minima) would always showcase her bad acting skills and fake request for forgiveness, even though I still think she could get away with that too.
But no, instead of being transparant about what really has been going on, she wants to polish up the fact that's she's trying to learn how to keep her books in a way she should have done from the beginning and I'm sure she will be praised for it and some her most doubting patrons probably will be reassured: she made mistakes but is willing to learn from them, so all should be fine.
Personally, what strikes me as the most painful, is her boasting about how she's helping the local community by employing local people. What a load of crap! Building an association and society solely based on donations is entirely irresponsible. She knows this but just does not care.
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Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Thursday at 12:01 AM
Cyril is the half brother of Nicolas Gasquet, the friend Tess Hoffman sometimes brings to the tit show. He was also the chef in a local restaurant Dana took Stephanie Jarvis to, shown years ago i the flog, the same restaurant where Dana's then boyfriend worked as a waiter. It's all within a very small group of people that she is "helping the local community".
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Princess and the Pea
VIP Member
Yesterday at 2:07 PM
I was thinking today of what a fabulous group of people are on here. Maligned as gossipy trouble makers when really we are a worldwide organisation of warriors for truth & ethics. I LOVE our common aims & principles. I LOVE that I learn so much about places around the globe & different nations & regions of the UK. I LOVE the laughs & wit of our gang. I LOVE the different words & phrases. I LOVE that our comments make Fanny & her cult dance to our tune. I LOVE us.
ps Father O'Malley sends his regards
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Thank you, @Rory. You always cut straight to the chase, which I appreciate.
May all your spells prosper!
Thank you, @pasta_aldente, I appreciate your very sharp-eyed viewing skills.
Great new thread title. Happy Mother's Day to many 
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How many Tango lessons has Selmar! actually given in the last five years? He is such a village idiot - what a joke.
Thank you, @ComtesseRose.
Love's much easier....
Thank you, @KyBourbon, for the presence you lend here of good sense and kindness.Congratulations @billybudd on VIP!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, and to everyone who acts as a mom to a special person in their life!
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I don't think she is a refugee, I think she's a volunteer, just like everyone else...
Pheeph is my candidate. He got rid of Marie, per Clara (forum is almost unsearchable due to plethora of creative nicknames). He can get rid of Nati. But that would mean getting rid of Amaury as well, and I don't think Pheeph would be left standing at the end of that particular party. Clara also suggests Amaury would have been acting with Nati on getting rid of Selmar and Tatyana.
Does Phillip do all the editing on the vlogs? Is he responsible for his face on them? Seeing that makes me not want to watch it... beginning to get a trigger affect when I see his mug...
Place yer bets on the identity of the crone ladies and gentlemen…It takes three to make a witches coven...
The Mother, the Maiden, and the Crone.
Just sayin'.
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Dan hasn't posted a vlog since the star gazing chamber "prank" backfired. Has he hidden away to lick his wounds? I suspect that he may have had a wakeup call.
Let's be honest, Selmar was an odd-job man.. anything of importance needed hired help from outside. The chateau progressed beyond needing what he offered. Do they use the boxes he made for the compost? Haven't seen anyone taking from it this year. He pottered in his own time, yet expected a full salary when SJ started bringing money in. Maybe that's what caused the problems? Then expected a room for his visiting friend for free... to say Nattie wouldn't allow it, but SJ said it was okay is all very bizarre. That stuff would have been ironed out before SJ left on her jaunt. Reminds me of Rod Stewart, "It was great while it lasted, but oh lord it turned nasty..."
Billy opened the door to his convent..with teabeg as a guide...well teabeg isnt impressed...having a bit of a hangover i should think..trying to take the piss out of the place...well i have to agree..like i pointed out before..that place is horrible..it needs a huge ammount of money to make it into something..who wants to live there...or even start a business there..
I had a few familymembers who lived in a convent...but i have to say this place doesnt look like the ones they lived in...my greataunt lived in a convent which was in a very nice castle..with a very nice park around it..we had great feasts there...nuns know how to party you know..have to say it was a very wealthy convent...girls who wanted to get in had to pay a huge amount of money...and my fathers sister also lived in a very nice art deco convent...this place gives me the creeps...there is nothing of historical interest left..just a very ugly badly 1960s modernised heap..i dont see much profit there...no wonder nobody bought it for years..It looks more like a prison to me..
I had a few familymembers who lived in a convent...but i have to say this place doesnt look like the ones they lived in...my greataunt lived in a convent which was in a very nice castle..with a very nice park around it..we had great feasts there...nuns know how to party you know..have to say it was a very wealthy convent...girls who wanted to get in had to pay a huge amount of money...and my fathers sister also lived in a very nice art deco convent...this place gives me the creeps...there is nothing of historical interest left..just a very ugly badly 1960s modernised heap..i dont see much profit there...no wonder nobody bought it for years..It looks more like a prison to me..
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Watching the tireless care the Fleuries put into their kitchen -- from negotiated design inspired by granny's painting, to careful consideration and design of cabinetry and appliances vs. old fireplace, employment of a French cabinet maker, plasterers and other LOCAL EXPERTS, installation of immaculately tasteful tiles and panelling, Anna's really heroic painting and Philip's careful documentation -- the budgeting taken care of, no crappy faux repair like Dan's papering over the arriere cuisine -- I know many feel they're grifters for asking for Patreon money -- but the contrast with how they fund and design a major, major business investment is really stunning. That kitchen is gorgeous and will serve them a lifetime.
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