Tasha/Tanya #18 ever expanding hips and lockdown slips #wedidntknow

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Terrible food, I’d be ashamed to be serving up and photographing rubbish like that night after night.

Re: the bamboo plant advice, tash is a massive 🛎 🔚 who would block a well meaning comment about her garden, but won’t call out the pass agg comments from tan there’s not a lot of hope there

Tan’s curry night, she’s blurred out what looks suspiciously like a dish of the shop bought lamb biriyani she “knocked up” when they’d been out all day 🕵️‍♂️
I thought exactly the same! The lazy witch 😉

Obligatory glass of water there too, just to show us all how healthy they are 😂 just the one though! Why is that labelled as slimming world, weight watchers and syn free! 😂 Especially when it's combined with her "starter" I beg to differ 😂 FFS even the napkins are chillies! Bet she's gutted she didn't have cactus ones 🌵🤭
Why does she have 4 plates but only two drinks? 🤨
 
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duck me, I bet the whole of Mexico is distressed that they’ve never taken Italian bread, hollowed it out and filled it with rank grey meat and toppings 🤦🏻‍♀️ Trasha really is a dopey idiot - as someone said above, why stick minced meat and seasoning in bread?? Glad she’s blocked me on my main account so if I want to nose, I have to go to some effort; seeing her posts pop up when I’m innocently scrolling Instagram would drive me nuts 😂
 
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What bothers me, and it should bother Tan. Why is her H2B getting excited over a curry?
If I asked my husband, while I was cooking his dinner if he was excited, he’s roll his eyes and tell me to get a life.
If we go to a favourite restaurant, he might say he is looking forward to something, but not excited.
I bet these two are as boring as duck in real life!
Hence why they have that ridiculous tv bed. I bet she needs that to get him going!! 😂
 
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duck me, I bet the whole of Mexico is distressed that they’ve never taken Italian bread, hollowed it out and filled it with rank grey meat and toppings 🤦🏻‍♀️ Trasha really is a dopey idiot - as someone said above, why stick minced meat and seasoning in bread?? Glad she’s blocked me on my main account so if I want to nose, I have to go to some effort; seeing her posts pop up when I’m innocently scrolling Instagram would drive me nuts 😂
The tit will hit the fan in Mexico, they’ll be up roar. Trasha will be invited on to Mexican tv, she will become a celebrity in Mexico.
They’ll run her story, and they will then riot because they don’t have a cactus vase or light thing on their tables.
It will become law, that all Mexicans will have to have eat mini cheddars instead nachos.
I am gutted she didn’t even have a Mexican beer!
Call yourself an influencer.
 
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It just looks tit! Massive chunk of bread with loads of mince and crappy seasonings. Why not make a nice pan of chilli - with 5% mince no need to drain the grease 🤢 And have it with some rice, salad and maybe homemade guacamole. You would half the calories and it would probably help save you from the fast-track to a mobility scooter that you seem so keen on?
As for Tan’s Ashford curry as has already been correctly pointed out, YOU ARE NOT AN ASHFORD have some self respect woman. I don’t know what’s more pathetic her desperate to join this family or the fact that she’s clearly neutered 🌮 when she fried his cock? ‘Delicious hunny’ duck off you sad twit, you’re about as manly as a Polly Pocket!
As manly as a polly pocket 🤣🤣🤣 can’t breathe 👏👏👏
 
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It just looks tit! Massive chunk of bread with loads of mince and crappy seasonings. Why not make a nice pan of chilli - with 5% mince no need to drain the grease 🤢 And have it with some rice, salad and maybe homemade guacamole. You would half the calories and it would probably help save you from the fast-track to a mobility scooter that you seem so keen on?
As for Tan’s Ashford curry as has already been correctly pointed out, YOU ARE NOT AN ASHFORD have some self respect woman. I don’t know what’s more pathetic her desperate to join this family or the fact that she’s clearly neutered 🌮 when she fried his cock? ‘Delicious hunny’ duck off you sad twit, you’re about as manly as a Polly Pocket!
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 love it, polly pocket Taco 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That ciabatta looks rank 🤮
Doesn’t everything she cooks look rank 😂
 
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The tit will hit the fan in Mexico, they’ll be up roar. Trasha will be invited on to Mexican tv, she will become a celebrity in Mexico.
They’ll run her story, and they will then riot because they don’t have a cactus vase or light thing on their tables.
It will become law, that all Mexicans will have to have eat mini cheddars instead nachos.
I am gutted she didn’t even have a Mexican beer!
Call yourself an influencer.
She was probably too scared to buy Corona to be fair 😂
 
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It’s a lemon drizzle cake but it looks seriously lacking in drizzle 😂 therefore, she probably did make it. Looks naff and dry AF
What sort of food ISN’T hubby’s favourite 🙄 definitely lacking in drizzle that cake, very dry looking! So yep I’d say she made it! 😂
 
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Bet it's a packet mix one. Looks dry enough for it! Surprised the kiddies didn't do it 😂 bet 🦧 pops on in the comments and asks which recipe she used 🤭
 
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