, but if you’ve had it on your menu planner for over 72 hours, you can’t really call it a ‘spontaneous’ dinner 
I wonder if she’ll dress the dogs up? And he’ll get daddy birthday cards from them!!
I wonder if he'll insist on a takeaway.
God I hope not!
Well I should bloody hope so!
John‘s do will definitely involve the paddling pool, sorry I mean the hot tub. Taco will have new covers for the handle bars on his motorbike and ANOTHER bleeping weekend away (for when it’s safe obvs). And one thing’s for sure, that bottle of Freixenet will still not get opened. Dickheads.Well the gruesome twosome both like curry so I think they’ll have a curry.
Tan will get her neighbour to make a cake.
Trasha will go to any of the shops and buy one.
It will look like it’s a child’s birthday.
What’s the betting Taco gets a cards form their “boys” and Onslow will get one from the Hamster!
I don’t know what they’ll get as gifts, but I hope Onslow gets some shower gel. Taco might get a new lead! For himself
After days of losing, she’s mysteriously gained 11 followers today, despite only posting once. More fake bots bought - small amount so as not to look too obvious - eh 🦧? Did you start to panic after reading here? Shame you can’t do anything.about your shocking engagement stats though. 17k followers and only around 200 likes per post looks totally authenticI think they both buy followers or make a bunch if fake accounts once it looks like they're losing them. Seems odd that Tanya has literally not moved from 17k in a year
So I'm going through Tanya's followers and it's actually insane how many are clearly tattlers. Accounts with no posts but follow the usual instagramers who have threads on here. Also spotted this one
She's obviously not bothered because if means she gets follows because it would be so easy to go find them and block them
Trasha!! She goes there daily!I wonder which one will be the first to get this heart shaped pizza?! I call
Oh yes most definitelyI wonder which one will be the first to get this heart shaped pizza?! I call
bag. Can’t wait to see these burnt to cinders!
don’t get me wrong, some of its cute BUT bloody hell I wouldn’t be in a rush to get myself in copious amounts of debt for it like 🦧How can ‘chip shop chicken pieces’ be amazing????? The whole concept is just wrong?Don’t want to split hairs
Omg I nearly wrote the same thing-could just imagine her sat their while he watched her photograph ot for the gram, then made him sit there eat her her eat it-every crumb
bet he had paste sandwichI wouldn’t be surprised if they were both tattlers too! They might not like the criticism aimed at them but doesn’t mean they’re are not two faced enough to dish it out!I think they both buy followers or make a bunch if fake accounts once it looks like they're losing them. Seems odd that Tanya has literally not moved from 17k in a year
So I'm going through Tanya's followers and it's actually insane how many are clearly tattlers. Accounts with no posts but follow the usual instagramers who have threads on here. Also spotted this one
She's obviously not bothered because if means she gets follows because it would be so easy to go find them and block them
It’s will be a valentines weekend, after all it’s been a year since she got that plastic ring on her finger.Oh yes most definitely
What do you reckon, Valentines Eve dinner? Or perhaps even Valentines Eve Eve dinner...oooh the dilemmas
