Well done to @JoJo81 for thread title.
It’s birthday week of Taco and Onlsow aka
Hubby and H2B aka oh my god I can’t remember their names.
The gruesome twosome.
Tanya and Tasha are ready for battle, it’s the birthday of these two “men”
Who they seem to try and out do each other with.
It’s also Valentine’s Day, pancake day and Chinese New Year.
We have a lot to look forward too.
Hold on to your tea cups and pull up a chair.
This is going to be fun.
#wedidntknow refers to Tanya getting a hot tub and not using it for 4 months. Then it disappeared and we haven’t seen it since August.
Yes Trasha’s kitchen is that dirty. None of us can believe she still tags home inspo on her posts but what can we do.
Trasha has also been making unkind comments about her own son.
Tanya buys ready meals and off loads them into her EB dinner plates. And pretends she is the perfect W2B, we all know she isn’t.
She has had 6 takeaways since Christmas.
They both still shop hop.
They both clearly read here, Trasha is walking more and even having meat free meals.
Tanya doesn’t walk and doesn’t even walk her dogs, she just gets up and opens the back door.
Her garden is probably full of dog poo.
Trasha still only works an hour a week but does 5 days a month of accounts. We don’t know if she thinks flicking through a TV guide is code for doing the accounts.
She seems to think she works for ITV or maybe she is hoping to get a slot on This morning talking about the latest tv shows.
She hasn’t watched a film in about a week.
Tanya is still spending.
So enjoy thread 37.
Feel free to add.
What grown man has a birthday eve???
Ding ding round one....
menu boards....
Tanya wins, she has balloons.
It’s birthday week of Taco and Onlsow aka
Hubby and H2B aka oh my god I can’t remember their names.
The gruesome twosome.
Tanya and Tasha are ready for battle, it’s the birthday of these two “men”
Who they seem to try and out do each other with.
It’s also Valentine’s Day, pancake day and Chinese New Year.
We have a lot to look forward too.
Hold on to your tea cups and pull up a chair.
This is going to be fun.
#wedidntknow refers to Tanya getting a hot tub and not using it for 4 months. Then it disappeared and we haven’t seen it since August.
Yes Trasha’s kitchen is that dirty. None of us can believe she still tags home inspo on her posts but what can we do.
Trasha has also been making unkind comments about her own son.
Tanya buys ready meals and off loads them into her EB dinner plates. And pretends she is the perfect W2B, we all know she isn’t.
She has had 6 takeaways since Christmas.
They both still shop hop.
They both clearly read here, Trasha is walking more and even having meat free meals.
Tanya doesn’t walk and doesn’t even walk her dogs, she just gets up and opens the back door.
Her garden is probably full of dog poo.
Trasha still only works an hour a week but does 5 days a month of accounts. We don’t know if she thinks flicking through a TV guide is code for doing the accounts.
She seems to think she works for ITV or maybe she is hoping to get a slot on This morning talking about the latest tv shows.
She hasn’t watched a film in about a week.
Tanya is still spending.
So enjoy thread 37.
Feel free to add.
What grown man has a birthday eve???
Ding ding round one....
menu boards....
Tanya wins, she has balloons.
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Do they know it’s one (over hyped, over commercialised, money making) day and not a whole month? It’s absolutely pathetic! I’m in my mid 20s and only been married 5 years and we do acknowledge valentines in some way, but we’ll most likely be sharing a takeaway and a bottle of wine in front of the tv like most people! I won’t be going out buying bloody cushions, bunting, themed napkins and Christ knows what else. I’ll buy my husband a bottle of whisky on the weekly shop and that’ll be it. They clearly have nothing else going on in their lives with the way they overhype everything like a pair of teenagers!