So we have Chinese New Year coming up this weekend, what do you think Trasha will do?
This is what I reckon, she will be like a geysha girl, laying on her table with M&S Chinese fakeaway! Spread across her (she won’t even know they are Japanese) then her and John will wrestle like sumo’s (Again Japanese) to Trasha it won’t matter, its a game changer!
Then she will be thinking valentines, she’ll get all her valentines
tit out, including crackers (the pulling kind) she will ruin her M&S dinner like she did last year. It looked like dog
tit.
Then she will hashtag fresh bed sheets, show her manky bed with a love heart decorated using Johns pants!!! She’ll buy her own flowers and they’ll watch a romantic film while he trolls Instagram.
Then it will be full on Easter
tit, unless Tanya proposes in front of everyone to Del Boy, god I hope she does it at work in the BMW canteen!!!
Then full on Easter
tit. She’ll be eating al fresco by April 1st.....
In between all she will continue to entertain us with her
tit Instagram page!
Keep it up, you’re doing amazing.
worst Instagram page