police would absolutely not turn up for a ball bearing. And certainly not the armed response unit. Take my utmost word for that
She has fabricated that over the phone no doubt saying she has been shot at by something.
I am cracking up though at imagining someone slingshotting at her. It was probably taco, trying to use his get out clause.
Fuck me how many takeaways must there have been for that.
This has got to be better than the time she directing traffic wearing a yellow jacket over a car fire but still managed to take a selfie