Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[Clytemnestra]

Yep, my friend went there recently with her Uni pals and they were treated really well. But they're a bunch of ex-Oxford types - all scuffed shoes, messy hair and Hermes handbags.

 

[Dollyp]

Her face!!!!! oh god the filler it’s terrible. Her eyes cheeks and the lips - so strange looking. She looks older than her age and she pays money for that.

 

[Dollyp]

The new hair extensions wag look

 

[GossipMongoose]

Looks down feels jealous

I really wouldn’t. The reality of big boobs is way less fun than you imagine .

 

[Clytemnestra]

Does she ever mention its an Ad or gifted? clearly lots of stuff is. One minute she has 150k + likes () the next only a few hundred!

Something going on there - last summer the likes were between 500 - 1500 per post. All of a sudden they're 40k plus and a dull-ass reel of her dressing up her kids for Christmas gets 155k+ likes.

 

[Isthatso?]

Have all 3 got lazy eyes or is it just bad photography?

3 non blondes should have been the caption

 

[lagoonlia]

Clean girl aesthetic but yet her face is full of filler and crap…..she’s like a wax work!

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

She’s originally from Huddersfield which I know to be a shite hole, as my Grandmother was from there. I bet she sticks out like a sore thumb, waltzing down Halifax high street in her ridiculous over the top designer clobber.

 

[GossipMongoose]

I’ve got 2 of those (one black, one white). They are better than most but still dig in and are a bit too padded so have a tendency towards “Medieval Serving Wench”.

 

[Clytemnestra]

Still not seeing signs of the 'less is more' approach to filler that she said she was taking. Those slab cheeks are really ageing.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Can’t believe they took their kitten to Palma

That was ludicrous

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

School run looks I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning.

 

[Isthatso?]

A one night wench- I’d be delighted

 

[Dollyp]

The latest reel … so staged and those poor kids how they are dressed to go to the pub for Sunday lunch in a West Yorkshire village dear me

 

[Dollyp]

The lace leggings are giving me hooker vibes … a huge NO!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Oh thank you for starting this I asked on another thread, so surprised one hasn’t been started beforehand as she is insufferable! Filler Pillow face, syrup wearing husband, distasteful designer overload, over the top looks & the term ‘her ladies’ when she describes her followers
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Nowhere around the real class & money of Yorkshire ….she is near to Halifax! No idea on her real age early 40s but looks soooo older.

I didn't answer as I wasn't sure if she was early 30s and had stuffed herself with so much filler she looked like a slab faced late 40 year old, or whether she was just an overfilled late 40 year old. One thing's for sure, money can't buy you class.

 

[tarahalls]

She took a videographer away with her I think she’s giving Chloelovestoshop a run on the vanity & vacuous stakes!

 

[GossipMongoose]

The lace leggings are giving me hooker vibes … a huge NO!

And blimey, doesn’t she love herself in them?

I had a Barbie that had those exact tights, in the 80’s.

 

[lagoonlia]

She must be putting it out big time to Mr Swoon. What a pretentious twat. Hope the cat scratches the f*ck out of the bag

 

[tarahalls]

Is she trying to make her daughter ‘happen’ You’d think she’s the only Mum in the world ever to spend time with her daughter She’s so cringe!