Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[Affiliatedlink]

I do wonder if it was gifted trip then we’d be hearing how fantastic it all was!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Ah - went to an Insta-lovely hotel but got put in a freezing annexe that wasn't properly prepared & where they had to sleep in their clothes and dressing gowns for warmth. Not sure how, but a man managed to open the door to her room accidentally and saw her in just her pants Other various issues with the service etc - which did sound awful, to be fair.

 

[Wifo1976]

I’ve followed her for a while … she used to be quite down to earth - cleaning and cooking tips (she’s a really good cook). But in the past year or so, the level of high end buying is insane … I don’t know who she thinks her followers are! I remember her first trip out after lockdown - straight to Chanel and dropped about £3k - just seemed so distasteful

I also remember this too - but it was more like £10k - she got at least 2 bags and a cuff I think! Straight outta lockdown!

 

[Wifo1976]

I used to follow her when she only had 3k followers and shopped at River Island. She had a mix of high end and high street, even remember her buying a Chanel bag and it was a massive deal, now it’s Chanel for fun and everything is high end.

 

[ebbyflow]

So many influencers lack basic literacy skills. Obviously some will be dyslexic but they can’t all be, as it seems to be a disproportionately high amount when compared to the general population.

I hope it is a lack of basic literacy skills as I would hate to have called her out on that if she is dyslexic! I didn't think of that before I posted.

 

[GossipMongoose]

I saw a pic of Jade Holland Cooper yesterday (married to the rich old gimmer who founded Superdry) and thought of this - that's exactly right.

Her Wikipedia page is hilarious “Alma mater - Royal Agricultural College (dropped out)”

 

[tarahalls]

WTH has she done to her face She looks like a creepy doll in her supplement flogging story, those eyes are really quite scary!

 

[Affiliatedlink]

Does she ever mention its an Ad or gifted? clearly lots of stuff is. One minute she has 150k + likes () the next only a few hundred!

 

[Affiliatedlink]

Surely to God she didn’t really go out like that?

 

[oohbettyno]

White? For the school run??? This whole school run outfit thing is BS btw. Who has the time or energy IRL to get dressed up like a dogs dinner???

I think this reel is the most bonkers one yet! I didn’t brush my hair most days on the school run never mind have a blow dry, full makeup and designer clothes! Unbelievable!

 

[Isthatso?]

Runs off to google

 

[GossipMongoose]

Ah - went to an Insta-lovely hotel but got put in a freezing annexe that wasn't properly prepared & where they had to sleep in their clothes and dressing gowns for warmth. Not sure how, but a man managed to open the door to her room accidentally and saw her in just her pants Other various issues with the service etc - which did sound awful, to be fair.

It did sound terrible. The hotel was was the gleneagles (beloved by UltimateGirlGang) sister hotel. They said they’d stayed in the Gleneagles other hotel before (the one UGG likes) and had a great experience but this place was rubbish.

 

[kaz88]

She doesn’t look like the same person in her wedding pics! And the predictable Hermes bag obsession - it’s a handbag, not a PHD, you are not clever just because a SA conned you into spending ££££ on a handbag

 

[tarahalls]

She’s had a little hissy fit over on stories She really thinks she’s something special!

 

[tarahalls]

I assume Mr Swoon is older?
I’ve seen it a lot in younger wives who come into money. They dress like their husbands friends so a generation older than they are- I suspect they feel it’s classy and sophisticated.

But yes the eyes are mad

They’re completely round. Nobody has eyes like that…oh wait, a blow up doll! That’s exactly what she looks like I imagine he’s in his 50s, not that much older than her but yes she does seem old & even when she dresses ‘younger’ she still looks old…if that makes sense?!

 

[Isthatso?]

I’ve got 2 of those (one black, one white). They are better than most but still dig in and are a bit too padded so have a tendency towards “Medieval Serving Wench”.

Looks down feels jealous

 

[Dollyp]

Google her wedding … she looks a different person!
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I’ve followed her for a while … she used to be quite down to earth - cleaning and cooking tips (she’s a really good cook). But in the past year or so, the level of high end buying is insane … I don’t know who she thinks her followers are! I remember her first trip out after lockdown - straight to Chanel and dropped about £3k - just seemed so distasteful

That was so crass it was unbelievable!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

She reminds me of Priscilla Presley.

She makes me think of if Wish did Joanna Lumley

 

[Wifo1976]

But she says not an influencer! (Says in her bio) she just has loads of money and likes to share it with us - DM her for deets

 

[HoneyBeeTree]

“Single handed lay keeping my local council afloat”

No, just continuously parking like an inconsiderate wanker.

With her husbands millions