Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[Isthatso?]

Oddly filtered too! Has she always had a lisp or is it a self inflicted filler/ teeth one?

 

[Wifo1976]

Can’t believe they took their kitten to Palma

 

[Wifo1976]

Nope, doesn’t happen IRL. Definitely a figment of an influencer’s imagination this school run outfit crap! No one has time for that in the morning, whether you work or not I imagine she’s dressed up 24/7

 

[GossipMongoose]

Is 'back to the school chef' her way of telling us that her kids go to boarding school?

 

[GossipMongoose]

She's trolling us. Complaining about the astronomical increase in the price of shoes and illustrates it with a pair of Rab C Nesbitt string vest kitten heels for £990. Good one

 

[Clytemnestra]

Not as much money in Worthington Homes accounts as I’d expect with her wardrobe.

 

[oohbettyno]

I would love to have the finances to live a little bit like her - lovely home, holidays and access to nice clothes but I would not want to be her. Even her holidays look high maintenance. Who on earth goes to the beach in full makeup? She never seems to relax. Her wardrobe is probably expensive but do old her age (although her whole look is way older than she is).

 

[Clytemnestra]

I think she's got a filter on - her face looks like blurry plastic and is a completely different colour to the rest of her body.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

There’s not really much in Halifax. (I live in Yorkshire, I’m not just being a bitch for the sake of it ) anyone else from Yorkshire on here?

 

[Dollyp]

Chucky eyes

 

[Prinny2021]

Just looked that bag up online and it’s over £20k. The world has gone mad!

 

[kaz88]

Reminds me of a woman who used to do the school run with me. She used to wear a full length white puffa jacket a bit like this but longer, swanning about and thinking she looked the bee's knees:

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We nicknamed her 'The Maggot'

OMG, that made me roar…fucking brilliant nickname!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Now flogging some anti-bloat vitamins that contain sunset yellow, tartrazine and allura red aka E129. Yummy and so good for you!

 

[tarahalls]

Hmm. Her follower count has suddenly jumped to 256k... Pretty sure it was around 120k before Christmas.

There are a few I’ve noticed where their follower numbers have made a HUGE leap in a very short space of time. So suspicious

 

[Clytemnestra]

Hmm. Her follower count has suddenly jumped to 256k... Pretty sure it was around 120k before Christmas.

 

[Nancy Knows]

Lottery winner chic. No class - vulgar

 

[lagoonlia]

The picture of the three wax works is scary…. Hope they don’t stand to close to a heat source

 

[GossipMongoose]

They look like they'd give terrible blisters. I wouldn't put them on friable 80yr old skin!

 

[Isthatso?]

I assume Mr Swoon is older?
I’ve seen it a lot in younger wives who come into money. They dress like their husbands friends so a generation older than they are- I suspect they feel it’s classy and sophisticated.

But yes the eyes are mad

 

[Clytemnestra]

She looks better for having the jaw filler dissolved in her latest story. But the carry on with the suitcase What a drama lllama.

Doesn't she have insurance? They'd have paid out a couple of hundred pounds fpr the delay by now, surely?