Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[Clytemnestra]

At least she's had the self awareness to have her chavtastic boob implants taken out.

 

[shoppingaddict123]

I’ve not seen her hubby yet! Is he on her insta must have missed him!

 

[Clytemnestra]

The picture of the three wax works is scary…. Hope they don’t stand to close to a heat source

Have all 3 got lazy eyes or is it just bad photography?

 

[Clytemnestra]

Yeah - crappy hem aside I don't like that dress on her, anyway. She needs something that ties at the waist - you have to be shaped like a flat plank to wear one of those tube dresses successfully.

 

[GossipMongoose]

School run looks I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning.

My kids went to a bit of a wanky school but very few dressed like this, especially not when they were SAHMs.

 

[tarahalls]

That white sequin strapless dress is ropey quality. The hemline is wonky af.

That strapless style does her no favours! She had a swimsuit on the other day, same shape & it looked terrible too. I also wonder what is wrong with people who go away on holiday to beautiful destinations but are on their phone all the time

 

[Clytemnestra]

I've tried on those Wacoal strapless bras before & you;re missing nothing. Great - if you want your boobs dragged down to the bottom of your ribcage by the top band of elastic. Not a good look... I'm not exactly blessed in that department so I was surprised how far down they could go

I don't mind influencers when they actually bring something practical to the table like this. Hope she keeps it up.

 

[GossipMongoose]

That white sequin strapless dress is ropey quality. The hemline is wonky af.

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

Meet the £100,000 jeanaholics!

For some women, jeans are such an obsession that their quest to find the perfect jeans is never-ending, leaving their wardrobes overflowing with as many as 100 pairs.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Found this article too .

 

[Isthatso?]

More to the point how has someone reached their mid 50’s* without going on a ‘real’ steam train?

*I know she’s not but she looks 50+ had work done rather than her age. And her dress sense is very middle aged imho, because a lot of expensive clothing is aimed at an older market.

 

[Clytemnestra]

More generously boobed friend swears by these: https://wonderbra.co.uk/wonderbra-u...MIwozs8a7aggMVV5BQBh3T1gPCEAQYAiABEgKAs_D_BwE

They dig into my ribs though.

 

[shoppingaddict123]

Is Halifax not quite nice? Last Tango in Halifax tv programme loved that

 

[Isthatso?]

Jade is everything I expected her to be Holland Cooper clothing is always so cheap looking, and I’ll say no more than that

 

[Clytemnestra]

Who'll be first to tell her she just had fish jizz injected into her face

https://thetweakmentsguide.com/blog/move-over-profhilo-the-polynucleotides-are-here/

 

[Clytemnestra]

The hotel sounded crap - don't blame them for going home. Plus they'd probably be snowed in and hypothermic by now.

 

[Clytemnestra]

It's the over-filled slab cheeks - they don't move at all when the rest if her face moves. Very ageing.

 

[Nancy Knows]

Chav with a credit card. The worse type on instagram. Nothing genuine, ground breaking or even interesting. That bloody voice……..

 

[oohbettyno]

Google her wedding … she looks a different person!
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That was so crass it was unbelievable!

Can’t seem to find anything on Google! Where did you see it?

 

[Dollyp]

Can’t seem to find anything on Google! Where did you see it?

Well I googled her when I first found her with the River Island jacket ‘Anneka Rice Treasure Hunt’ thing and it was the very first thing that came up. Low & behold it’s now not there, I wonder why her face especially around her mouth & chin look totally different. She sometimes posts a flashback picture when it’s their anniversary.

 

[Clytemnestra]

It just screams "Get.A.Job."