If anyone’s ever seen Charlotte Dawson take her little brat on holiday - this is how I imagine SSS will behave. Noah runs up and down the plane, dirty socks on show, hitting strangers and screaming, whilst his lazy useless mother films and laughs at him. Stacey will be doing exactly that, Rex will be biting their fellow passengers and she’ll be laughing going “what a little character hahahaha!!”
You can imagine it now; her favourite crying face emoji and ‘oh Rexy, such a little personality, my heart hurts’ as she films him taking a chunk out of one of the cabin crew’s leg, knocking over a drinks trolley and attempting the wall of death around the toilet.
At the same time you’ll have Belle and/or Roess crying, which of course they can’t help as they’re babies but if I’d paid a fortune to fly myself business or first class (which you can assume they will be) to Dubai, having the area turned into a crèche for the Swollomon children won’t have figured in my plans. I’d be spending the flight time composing my letter of complaint to the airline tbh!
On top of that you’ll have her screeching and gollering like a banshee and Joe with his OTT mockney cockney, cor strike a light guv’nor, diamond geezer bullshit, and I suppose you could only hope they’ll have at least have washed for the occasion as else the biscuity fan tan smell combined with BO, stale fag smoke and deodorant will be somewhat overwhelming. I don’t know about sleeping for the duration of the flight, you’d more than likely be passed out with the stench; one of those oxygen masks that drop down in the event of an emergency might come in very handy. Still, as long as Stacey is having a good time; happy holidays eh?!
