She was seething, you could see it, absolutely
bleeping fuming but then had to pretend she found it hilarious. Shame she forget to tell her mug that like; there was lots of fake giggling but a face like thunder!
I’m sure she’d sent Joe out for a stack of papers too. It wasn’t that she wasn’t in the magazine, the article was still featured but she’d specifically come on earlier to brag (and obviously prime the sheep to go buy, mind if it was the Times it’ll be the first and only time they’d bought it!
) about being on the front cover of YOU magazine, oh the heady heights… and then she wasn’t! Waitrose (I think) had paid for a wrap around whole two page ad which went on top of her front cover and so she became the page under the front cover!
I suppose you can understand her being a bit miffed; specially after coming on just to show off, she looked a right tit! Couldn’t happen to a nicer woman!
Mind, ‘I don’t even like Christmas pudding’, still makes me giggle now; what a corker!