Ha, I agree she won't show any drinking and phones will be put away. I don't get this whole 'we don't drink' pretence, as you said it doesn't make her relatable at all.I think the most exciting thing that’s happened so far is the pickle costume (I would say the leggings however I’m actively trying to forget them although I fear it’s too late and I’m scarred for life!)! It’ll be interesting to see how she plays it with regards to alcohol. She’ll either be like ‘oh well as it’s a special occasion/my hen do I’ll make an exception’ or she’ll continue with the bollocks of saying she doesn’t drink at all and then have have a very strict no phone policy whilst they all get smashed, much like last night.
Dont get me wrong I’m not advocating getting pissed mortal every night or drinking until you pass out but apart from it being the reason she filled the optics in Guantanamo Grey with squash (which we all know the real reason was because her teen/preteen sons have their rooms in that building without her) I don’t know why she persists in perpetuating this myth?! It doesn’t make her relatable, quite the opposite in fact, I mean who doesn’t look forward to a big old glass of wine after a terrible day at work and then the kids kicking off when you get home?!
Perhaps she’s trying for Saint Stacey with her virtuous ways and no one’s had the heart to tell her she hasn’t a chance?!