The whole bloody family aren’t right I tell you; dodgy Dave (mercifully without his zoom lens but alas he still has the camera on his smart phone) is back posting on the ‘gram!
Thankfully no pregnant women in woodland scenes this time but, for reasons best known to himself, he is first blending vegetables into soup in a blender and then cutting into poached eggs on toast… I mean, eh, why, what?!
How utterly bizarre! I am unsure as to why but he clearly felt the need to share this, still, at least it reinforces what I’ve said many a time; crackers the whole lot of them!!
(BTW: I must warn you it is strangely absorbing to watch, I’m currently hating myself for sitting transfixed!! Another big thing I must highlight if you do feel the need to have a looksee, there is an incredibly creepy, seedy voice moment just before said blending when he announces ‘what do you fancy for lunch? I fancy some soup’ *shudders* there’s something about the way he sounds that goes right through me! Oh and don’t even get me started on when he starts talking about the eggs!
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