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Hey all. I'm new here and I just wanted to say, a someone who USED to be a Squirmy and Grubs fan, I've noticed over that last six months especially that it seems like these two are both far too good to be true. I like to think I just thought a 'normal' girl could love a man bound to wheelchair, but honestly, after only a couple visits to this site, I've realized I've not only been lied to, but utterly embarrassed for thinking they were ever even actually a real thing. There's NO WAY they both 'work' a 90+ hour week just posting videos and doing online tasks, and also no way something isn't seriously up with Shane's health, despite his manly assertion otherwise.
It's sad to realized I was deceived, but also, now that I've noticed they both lie/manipulate their audience, I wonder just hwo man other of their (former) subscribers they must have tricked into thinking their the real deal. It sickens me to see them lie and deceive people who truly care about them to think Shane is doing great, when, OBVIOUSLY, he is isn't.
As someone said earlier, it's NOT NORMAL AT ALL for a human to have constant diarrhea every two weeks. Its not normal for your partner to be almost constantly declining medically while you describe the effects to the internet and yet do nothing about it. And it's definitely not normal for your wife to be posting random ass shots in your Youtube vids or naked-from-the-waist-up pics to Twitter when we all know you can't even take her shirt off.
I'm honestly just over them now ,and I hope their little show fails, and they move back to crappy Minnesota in shame.


LIKE REALLY IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE YOUTUBE CHANNEL AT LEAST *TRY* TO BE PROFESSIONAL ABOUT TRICKING YOUR FANS INTO LIKING YOU.
I think they know Shane's decline in health will be the end of their show but of course they are going to milk it for all they can first. It seems like they have given up on trying to completely keep up charade and don't care what they put out or what fans they loose as long as they are replaced. Maybe he can carry on for a while but I think Hannah is starting to get ready for the end, no doubt she is going to start to put herself out there and see what other money making avenues she can muster up for life after Shane.
 
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I laughed at how in their recent video they stated that its incredibly time consuming to edit each video. They film in a single stationary pose the entire video for every video with zero transitions or music overlay- it probably takes less than an hour to edit each Youtube video. S and G are so far up their own asses that they act like they're top-notch producers with revolutionary film/camera techniques. I'm dreading their LA trip- Hannah's ass is going to be on full display wedged into Walmart Juniors section bikinis and they'll probably have Hannah singlehandedly unfurl 45 yoga mats onto the beach for Shane to descend onto and film it all for #couples' goals "inspiration porn."
 
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It's honestly just offensive as a viewer, even one who once upon a time bought their bullshit.
I just don't understand how they continue to have an audience of saps who just eat up all their lies. Like they'd have such a big, and REAL, following if they both just stopped trying to look good for Youtube and actually believed in the bullshit they preach about 'ablesim'. They would actually realize they have a huge platform to speak up about stuff the real problems they surely have to deal with (for at least Shane), without seeming like a pair of Karens who just pout about it all being unfair they have to make compromises for the 'ableists' of the world.
So infuriating.
 
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It's honestly just offensive as a viewer, even one who once upon a time bought their bullshit.
I just don't understand how they continue to have an audience of saps who just eat up all their lies. Like they'd have such a big, and REAL, following if they both just stopped trying to look good for Youtube and actually believed in the bullshit they preach about 'ablesim'. They would actually realize they have a huge platform to speak up about stuff the real problems they surely have to deal with (for at least Shane), without seeming like a pair of Karens who just pout about it all being unfair they have to make compromises for the 'ableists' of the world.
So infuriating.
They are literally just Karen’s! No regard for actual real life issues within the walls of that mansion.
 
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It's honestly just offensive as a viewer, even one who once upon a time bought their bullshit.
I just don't understand how they continue to have an audience of saps who just eat up all their lies. Like they'd have such a big, and REAL, following if they both just stopped trying to look good for Youtube and actually believed in the bullshit they preach about 'ablesim'. They would actually realize they have a huge platform to speak up about stuff the real problems they surely have to deal with (for at least Shane), without seeming like a pair of Karens who just pout about it all being unfair they have to make compromises for the 'ableists' of the world.
So infuriating.
Don’t feel bad. I bought their lie at first. I had absolutely no reason not to. I was never in the camp that a tall able bodied blonde couldn’t fall for Shane. I just found him to be such a prick that I was mystified why she liked him. Then, by the 5th or 6th video I started seeing her crazy eyes and bizarre exhibitionist behavior and finally started noticing the clickbait was almost present for every single video. Once I arrived here, I knew I wasn’t crazy. Welcome!

So here’s my take on the 3 month tour of LA. I believe that they will be house shopping. Hannah posted a pic of herself in LA a few weeks ago with a joke headline about the great weather and finding a realtor. Only I don’t think it’s a joke. I think she is still searching for something to fill her void. The YouTube channel didn’t do it. The Minnesota mansion didn’t do it. Hannah wants to be Hollywood. Shane is an easy cheerleader because his dream is to work in television. Wait for it. They’ll have some swanky 2nd story condo in no time. But Hannah will assure you that it has a really great elevator for Shane.
 
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Don’t feel bad. I bought their lie at first. I had absolutely no reason not to. I was never in the camp that a tall able bodied blonde couldn’t fall for Shane. I just found him to be such a prick that I was mystified why she liked him. Then, by the 5th or 6th video I started seeing her crazy eyes and bizarre exhibitionist behavior and finally started noticing the clickbait was almost present for every single video. Once I arrived here, I knew I wasn’t crazy. Welcome!

So here’s my take on the 3 month tour of LA. I believe that they will be house shopping. Hannah posted a pic of herself in LA a few weeks ago with a joke headline about the great weather and finding a realtor. Only I don’t think it’s a joke. I think she is still searching for something to fill her void. The YouTube channel didn’t do it. The Minnesota mansion didn’t do it. Hannah wants to be Hollywood. Shane is an easy cheerleader because his dream is to work in television. Wait for it. They’ll have some swanky 2nd story condo in no time. But Hannah will assure you that it has a really great elevator for Shane.
Wow interesting 🧐 yes your LA theory is correct. Hannah thinks she’s LA but she’s not.
@AlfromCAN indeed don’t feel bad, fortunately for me I saw My Last Days years ago and followed him when his girlfriend was Shannon who then got replaced by Anna and finally he “blew up” with Hannah basically he had tried with prev girls so this forum was a natural place for me to click with when I finally found others who smelt a rat with those previous blondes
 
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She is so basic and NOT LA at all. Honestly neither are C&C, they are pretty nothing. These YouTube people get any likes and think they are suddenly starlets. I really don't get how they are going cross country right now, even vaccinated Shane is still at high risk. Do they watch the news? If he gets sick it could be the end. Out of all people, they should stay put, but they think they are invincible I guess.
 
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If Shane catches covid with the way the omicron variant is, it could kill him. They're stupid to travel.

Don’t feel bad. I bought their lie at first. I had absolutely no reason not to. I was never in the camp that a tall able bodied blonde couldn’t fall for Shane. I just found him to be such a prick that I was mystified why she liked him. Then, by the 5th or 6th video I started seeing her crazy eyes and bizarre exhibitionist behavior and finally started noticing the clickbait was almost present for every single video. Once I arrived here, I knew I wasn’t crazy. Welcome!

So here’s my take on the 3 month tour of LA. I believe that they will be house shopping. Hannah posted a pic of herself in LA a few weeks ago with a joke headline about the great weather and finding a realtor. Only I don’t think it’s a joke. I think she is still searching for something to fill her void. The YouTube channel didn’t do it. The Minnesota mansion didn’t do it. Hannah wants to be Hollywood. Shane is an easy cheerleader because his dream is to work in television. Wait for it. They’ll have some swanky 2nd story condo in no time. But Hannah will assure you that it has a really great elevator for Shane.
They're trying to be like Cole & Charisma who just got an apartment in LA after moving out there
 
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She is so basic and NOT LA at all. Honestly neither are C&C, they are pretty nothing. These YouTube people get any likes and think they are suddenly starlets. I really don't get how they are going cross country right now, even vaccinated Shane is still at high risk. Do they watch the news? If he gets sick it could be the end. Out of all people, they should stay put, but they think they are invincible I guess.
C and C and S and G are most definitely not LA- they're far too homely looking and boring. I've been to LA a few times and everywhere I looked I saw fashion, personality, glamour and stunningly attractive people. These narcissistic, delusional YouTubers actually think that they're on the same playing field as incredibly talented actors and actresses who have honed their craft for decades- well, they're all in for a rude awakening. The chances are very high that Shane could get the Omicron variant as cases are increasing on the West Coast. Maybe that's Hannah's plan- what better way to off Shane than to maximize Shane's chances of getting Covid by traveling to and living in a highly populated area during a pandemic. I hope Hannah's tan and beachside selfies are worth putting Shane's life in jeopardy.
 
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I mean, this variant is 4x as contagious, why would you put him at risk? And it's causing breakthrough infections. For a healthy person, it's not too bad, but Shane? He has zero tolerance and is medically fragile. But he thinks he can tough it out because he is a big macho man who drinks beer? It seems odd to go to LA right now anyway, like I get the weather is a factor, but you have a huge house, just hunker down and ride it out, wrap up in blankets. I still don't know how she is going to take care of him and the dog. I almost suspect that Liz will go or they will have help.
 
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I mean, this variant is 4x as contagious, why would you put him at risk? And it's causing breakthrough infections. For a healthy person, it's not too bad, but Shane? He has zero tolerance and is medically fragile. But he thinks he can tough it out because he is a big macho man who drinks beer? It seems odd to go to LA right now anyway, like I get the weather is a factor, but you have a huge house, just hunker down and ride it out, wrap up in blankets. I still don't know how she is going to take care of him and the dog. I almost suspect that Liz will go or they will have help.
there’s no way they’ll be able to get around and function without another person (Liz) in the mix. LA is very tough to navigate, very car-centric, not pedestrian-friendly, etc etc.

and you KNOW they’ll want to do frequent beach trips, Disneyland, etc, and I doubt Hannah is going to want to babysit Shane for all of that. No chance they’ll do this alone.
 
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No way is Hannah embarking on a 30 hr road trip with multiple stops alone with Shane. Liz will probably go and fly back once they’re settled. That or maybe they hired someone. I just can’t see Hannah having the confidence to do this without reinforcements. What if he gets seriously sick? What if Shane needs a diaper change while she’s taking selfies in the pool? What if the car breaks down and they need a tow? Do they get an ambulance transport to the nearest rental car agency? She hates talking to people and I just don’t see her doing it without mama.
 
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I refuse to watch the ordinary Joe show, wonder how the acting was, probably pretty bad
 
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I looked it up on YouTube to see if I could see a clip, they have a snippet. So S&G just play themselves, they are doing a talk that the little boy with SMA goes to see at some convention. Of course Shane is talking about his hot wife, shocking. It's probably the same "talk" they give during their appearances. So they aren't "acting" and the show is pretty dumb, over acted, pandering, cheesy, typical glossy Hollywood stuff. I saved everyone the trouble lol
 
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I looked it up on YouTube to see if I could see a clip, they have a snippet. So S&G just play themselves, they are doing a talk that the little boy with SMA goes to see at some convention. Of course Shane is talking about his hot wife, shocking. It's probably the same "talk" they give during their appearances. So they aren't "acting" and the show is pretty dumb, over acted, pandering, cheesy, typical glossy Hollywood stuff. I saved everyone the trouble lol

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Was it this clip? It starts at around 1:12. Horribly unflattering pants on Hannah in the camel toe area! Shane looks like he was recently exhumed and put into his best Sears children's photo shoot outfit. Thank you for saving me from the horror of watching the entire episode! Now I can free up my DVR space to record reruns of "Cops" and new episodes of 90-Day Fiancé. This show is contrived, sickly sweet, hyper-woke, and poorly acted/written even just by this small clip. I'll give this series a year tops before its canned.
 
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And their "debut" was a cameo at best. Yes that's the clip I saw, really bad. The comments on their channel acted like they did something amazing and should get an Emmy lol. Love the description of Shane's outfit, and honestly the only reason Hannah was there was so Shane could say, look at how studly I am, because it has nothing to do with disability. I really want to see them crash and burn in LA

Why did they dress her like she was going to show horses later?
 
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And their "debut" was a cameo at best. Yes that's the clip I saw, really bad. The comments on their channel acted like they did something amazing and should get an Emmy lol. Love the description of Shane's outfit, and honestly the only reason Hannah was there was so Shane could say, look at how studly I am, because it has nothing to do with disability. I really want to see them crash and burn in LA

Why did they dress her like she was going to show horses later?
Haha she does look like she's wearing a horse-riding outfit :LOL:! Shane could be her little jockey on a pony. An Emmy award?! I've seen 2:00am prostate support infomercials with better acting than that! They're going to crash and burn in LA along with Ordinary Joe.
 
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