She was an inhumane shade of mahogany on her stories yesterday. Is anyone trying to achieve that?! She has (apparently) a natural tan, serum on, some glittery lotion, an oil, and something else? I’d be slick as a dolphin walking around.
The woman must be constantly sticky and stink of fake tan. There's no disguising that smell no matter what you wear to mask it. And her bedsheets must look like you mud wrestled in them. She claims her tan doesn't transfer. Bollocks. All tans transfer and leave you with marks on clothing and most certainly bedsheets.She was an inhumane shade of mahogany on her stories yesterday. Is anyone trying to achieve that?! She has (apparently) a natural tan, serum on, some glittery lotion, an oil, and something else? I’d be slick as a dolphin walking around.
Just had a look, I checked her profile. She’s apparently a “stylist”Don’t know who it is bouncing around that dance floor in gold but good god she needs a bra.![]()
And she is a stylist!!!Don’t know who it is bouncing around that dance floor in gold but good god she needs a bra.![]()
I could not make out if it was the sparkly out fit flapping around or what. But no, twas the ladies letting loose on the dance floorJust had a look, I checked her profile. She’s apparently a “stylist”![]()
It looked.. painful ? Maybe it’s just my ladies but if mine were jumping up and down like that I’d be in agonyI could not make out if it was the sparkly out fit flapping around or what. But no, twas the ladies letting loose on the dance floor
🫣🫣🫣 Would I hire her to be my stylist after seeing that? I can't say that I would![]()
I'd be suffering with bruised eyes or possibly broken ribs from the impact. I just couldn't.It looked.. painful ? Maybe it’s just my ladies but if mine were jumping up and down like that I’d be in agony
You'd bleeping hope so! Like you're married to her, why wouldn't you be excited?! I get excited seeing my husband coming through the door every evening and he works 40 minutes away or is it only when your partner flies between countries that you get excited?? He's such a knob!Dylan and his cringe story about being excited to see the wife land after all these years together. You'd swear they were together 30 years the way he goes on
No Carla or Katie either?None of sues friends there? Her maid of honor Sara?
No husband eitherNo Carla or Katie either?![]()
I was stuck for tan for an event recently and ended up buying a bottle of her mousse (I'm sorry, I’ll see myself out) and while, disappointingly, it’s a good colour on me - it definitely transfers. Even my husband commented on the bedsheets which is a bad signThe woman must be constantly sticky and stink of fake tan. There's no disguising that smell no matter what you wear to mask it. And her bedsheets must look like you mud wrestled in them. She claims her tan doesn't transfer. Bollocks. All tans transfer and leave you with marks on clothing and most certainly bedsheets.
She's such an unlikable bleep![]()