I dare you to get back on tiktok live you sweaty pig. I can't wait to rinse you.
I was ranting to my partner about that bit whilst we were watching and I was folding the laundry) and I literally shouted ‘WE HAVE THE TRUTH. WE DOCUMENT WHAT YOU SAY AND DO. WE POST SCREENSHOTS. WE HAVE A bleeping WIKI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!’Don’t anger the ham
pay phone is the most white bread pop/rock song and I HATE ITIf he plays PAYPHONE one more time
Worst song EVER
VIP babs is my goalWhy is he looking out the window and smiling at no one? Why is he chewing like he’s a football manager watching a stressful and tense match? Why does he insist on shouting every woman’s name who says hello?
side note lads- I’ve been promoted to VIP! Let’s raise a glass to ham head, couldn’t have done this without his tit and poncey content!
Tina’s been on the speed this morningJust seen someone get muted in like 4 seconds for saying HAM is their favourite sandwich filling
all of this is a perfect description welcome to the VIP lounge babzWhy is he looking out the window and smiling at no one? Why is he chewing like he’s a football manager watching a stressful and tense match? Why does he insist on shouting every woman’s name who says hello?
side note lads- I’ve been promoted to VIP! Let’s raise a glass to ham head, couldn’t have done this without his tit and poncey content!
WHAT THE duck WHAT DID HE SAAAYYYYY?????STAY THE duck OUT OF BIRMINGHAM YOU HAM HEAD, YOURE BANNED
EVERYTIME I HEAR IT I GO INTO A bleeping RAGE ITS THE WORST SONGpay phone is the most white bread pop/rock song and I HATE IT
Too right he ain’t bleeping coming here grubby little bleepSTAY THE duck OUT OF BIRMINGHAM YOU HAM HEAD, YOURE BANNED
He said ‘next week I’m going to Birmingham!’all of this is a perfect description welcome to the VIP lounge babz
WHAT THE duck WHAT DID HE SAAAYYYYY?????
call the choppers
call the police
Make a Barricade
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAbleeping dead
let him do his awkward foot shuffle near Digbeth, he will last 3 minutesHe said ‘next week I’m going to Birmingham!’
Considering we are all uneducated, he’s pretty brave turning up!
Birmingham crew (and anyone else who wants to join) we meet at maccies on the ramp at dawn.EVERYTIME I HEAR IT I GO INTO A bleeping RAGE ITS THE WORST SONG
Too right he ain’t bleeping coming here grubby little bleep
I bleeping piss when someone on here says they are gonna grab PaulBIRMZ witches UNITE I’m gonna bleeping grab him