Hamlets and Piglets, it’s thread 21! Is anyone giving out restraining orders, I think I I want one… eeeee 
Last thread we were all getting ready to hop in the Lincoln Police Social Media Chopper (as funded by Paul’s Dad) to head off to Prison. Well it turns out, WE ARE OFF ON HOLIDAY INSTEAD! Cheers Paulypops!
Pack the lilt, pack your best hoody and get on board Hammy Airlines to a trip to Pig Island in the Bahamas!!!
This all inclusive resort includes;
Free hugz
Inspirational speeches from our Paul telling us to “own it”
Dance classes from our Paul so we know how to renegade while telling the police that we are a nonce
hot chocolate fountain and Lilt
chopper tour around the island
skincare classes from Paul… wait, they were cancelled?
what’s that I see? A childcare crèche ran by Paul? Oh it’s only for girls aged 16-21? Never mind…
self help classes from Turbo Tina such as “how to get ponces to notice you” & “how to be the fastest mod”
and the threat of Paul saying he’s never going live again but going live every 2 hours
In other news,
Paul was cheeky and said he was going on a 4hr 40min train ride. I personally thought he was going on the slow bus around Lincoln, but a clever piglet on here figured out we were off to Chester
What’s in Chester I hear you all oink? Frankie.
Frankie was Paul’s girlfriend prior to Sophie, and the relationship was a staggering 3 weeks long. He wears hoodies for longer than 3 weeks.
The relationship ended badly, resulting in the now infamous “chopper gate” in which Paul ran away to a field overnight and a police helicopter had to come and find him. Supposedly.
Frankie is now commenting on Paul’s lives calling him gorgeous and everyone is confused, esp as Frankie vanished from social media following her “relationship” with Paul
As always, the boring Mum stuff
Paul’s behaviour can be triggering and concerning at times, so if you feel overwhelmed and worried, please look after yourself.
Don’t reveal your IG names
Video files can be compressed on WhatsApp but I did see that FB is having an issue (can anyone confirm this?)
Report accounts that feel “dodgy” to you, it’s known for TT to lurk on here and compromise everyone’s safety and fun & check your tiktok settings
#wearehamily
Last thread we were all getting ready to hop in the Lincoln Police Social Media Chopper (as funded by Paul’s Dad) to head off to Prison. Well it turns out, WE ARE OFF ON HOLIDAY INSTEAD! Cheers Paulypops!
Pack the lilt, pack your best hoody and get on board Hammy Airlines to a trip to Pig Island in the Bahamas!!!
This all inclusive resort includes;
Free hugz Inspirational speeches from our Paul telling us to “own it” Dance classes from our Paul so we know how to renegade while telling the police that we are a nonce hot chocolate fountain and Lilt chopper tour around the island skincare classes from Paul… wait, they were cancelled? what’s that I see? A childcare crèche ran by Paul? Oh it’s only for girls aged 16-21? Never mind… self help classes from Turbo Tina such as “how to get ponces to notice you” & “how to be the fastest mod” and the threat of Paul saying he’s never going live again but going live every 2 hoursIn other news,
Paul was cheeky and said he was going on a 4hr 40min train ride. I personally thought he was going on the slow bus around Lincoln, but a clever piglet on here figured out we were off to Chester What’s in Chester I hear you all oink? Frankie. Frankie was Paul’s girlfriend prior to Sophie, and the relationship was a staggering 3 weeks long. He wears hoodies for longer than 3 weeks. The relationship ended badly, resulting in the now infamous “chopper gate” in which Paul ran away to a field overnight and a police helicopter had to come and find him. Supposedly. Frankie is now commenting on Paul’s lives calling him gorgeous and everyone is confused, esp as Frankie vanished from social media following her “relationship” with PaulAs always, the boring Mum stuff
Paul’s behaviour can be triggering and concerning at times, so if you feel overwhelmed and worried, please look after yourself. Don’t reveal your IG names Video files can be compressed on WhatsApp but I did see that FB is having an issue (can anyone confirm this?) Report accounts that feel “dodgy” to you, it’s known for TT to lurk on here and compromise everyone’s safety and fun & check your tiktok settings#wearehamily
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I tried to explain but he just thinks I’m mentally unstable now. 
