Slimmingworldxgemx #5 An ‘i’ for an I, no teeth to be seen, Gemma’s pretentious life makes us all want to scream

[Latetotheparty]

I've never had a calorie burn that low in an insanity session. I smell BS

Knowing how much Gemma fibs and bends the truth, that could’ve been taken at the beginning of the class and that’s her activity walking to the venue getting her “sunrise steps in” as many of you say, that seems a low calorie burn count for that sort of class

 

[MrsM79]

Has anyone else noticed that she always looks a bit too perfect after, or during a workout? Her hair is always non sweaty! I’m a vile red sweaty mess after a workout and I go hard!!! I don’t think she’s anywhere near the gym bunny she wants to portray herself as.

 

[Saffron08]

Those calories were the pre workout shag with the trainer I'd burn more calories doing that too

 

[Robbie09]

Ok Gemma over hashing out a home workout with your weights lol

 

[#aff]

Sunrise / Sunset steps seem to have disappeared, is she doing Insanity and Bootcamps instead?

I think she posted about lowering her steps in favour of more weight based workouts and also upping her calories (bollocks, all bollocks) when she mentioned her 6lb loss in 7 days *big bleeping yawn

 

[Ups27]

Another 2 gym workouts today?

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Another 2 gym workouts today?

Yeah probably …. Think we are all more bored of her regime than she is herself !!!

 

[Claire1983]

Another 2 gym workouts today?

I came on to say the same. She’s taking it way too far.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I think I might have to finally unfollow. Not because her content triggers me, but because she is a BORING BASTARD 🫠

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I think I might have to finally unfollow. Not because her content triggers me, but because she is a BORING BASTARD 🫠

But you’ll miss flower Friday

 

[Ups27]

I wonder if she wears her watch when she has sex

 

[geordiegirl]

I think I might have to finally unfollow. Not because her content triggers me, but because she is a BORING BASTARD 🫠

Yep insanely boring now… the only she posts is her workouts, a pic of the coffee machine and her minuscule portions of food.

But you’ll miss flower Friday

She’s a twunt isn’t she

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I wonder if she wears her watch when she has sex

Probably! Although I can imagine her just lying there and not wanting to smudge her makeup or ruin her hair

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

But you’ll miss flower Friday

She can shove her eucalyptus up her hole

 

[Robbie09]

But you’ll miss flower Friday

We have flower Thursday from yesterday too lol.
She doesn’t want you to unfollow lol

 

[JaffaCake]

God she looks ill, the size of her waist and how big her head looks on her body.

 

[#ad#aff]

God she looks ill, the size of her waist and how big her head looks on her body.

Let’s not forget her habit of photoshopping herself into the next realm

 

[Latetotheparty]

Probably! Although I can imagine her just lying there and not wanting to smudge her makeup or ruin her hair

C’mon do you know how many calories sex burns! What’s his name (I honestly can’t remember his name ) is probably getting loads now she’s trying to “box off” as many activities as possible each day. I reckon she just goes no top so no kissing or messing the hair up

 

[mingbag]

Let’s not forget her habit of photoshopping herself into the next realm

Photoshopping herself ‘to Narnia’, to use one of her frequent quotes

 

[Lozzle.bee]

Her waist looks ridiculous, she has taken it too far. Also her fingers / hands look chubby

 

[Takinginthetea]

I cant with the last story post walking round her kitchen to hit 10k its beyond obsessive now