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Ahsurelookit
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“Just back from Clapham Common. It’s not common though. It’s really posh and cool. Lots of cool people. Including me. I’m cool.
Have to get some after sun - burnt my fanny when I was in the park being really cool. Everyone said not to sunbathe cause it was too hot, but i lived in Bali so I’m really, really used to the sun - probably more than anyone else in London, probably even the world.
Also, sun reeking havoc with my gorgeous hair. I still look gorgeous though, caught at least 3 fellas having a little poke and fiddle while they looked at me.
Off to listen to some jazz now with some garden peas on my hoo-haa”
The male equivalent of Jazzy Shiv Shiv
Have to get some after sun - burnt my fanny when I was in the park being really cool. Everyone said not to sunbathe cause it was too hot, but i lived in Bali so I’m really, really used to the sun - probably more than anyone else in London, probably even the world.
Also, sun reeking havoc with my gorgeous hair. I still look gorgeous though, caught at least 3 fellas having a little poke and fiddle while they looked at me.
Off to listen to some jazz now with some garden peas on my hoo-haa”
The male equivalent of Jazzy Shiv Shiv
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generalb@stard
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You would think she would have better definition in her quads the amount of bandwagons she climbs on and off
Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
“Hi Guys. Just quick update from Tomorrowland.
Everyone is saying how cool I look. I look really cool. I’m wearing jewels on my face and it’s really fun and cool.
Ive been recognised a few times from London/Dublin/Bali etc. - everyone keeps saying I definitely don’t look old. Everyone. One girl asked me for ID at the bar cause she said I look about 15.
Nobody’s had a wank over me yet, but when I brushed past one of the stewards in my Ra-Ra skirt I definitely felt something poke me in the arse.
Done 1,500,000 steps so far today. Everyone keeps saying how fit, gorgeous and toned I look. One man ran after me cause he thought I was Gizelle Bunchen from the back (when I turned around he said I was better looking anyway)
Owner of Tomorrowland wants to have a “Furnace” tent next year. It’ll just be a massive tent where people walk in, take loads of money from their pockets and throw it in a big bucket (the bucket will be in the shape of my head). Then they walk out. With nothing. That’s it.
Told him I’d think about it.
Have to go now - David Guetta is looking for the discount code for The Furnace (it’s “ImDefoNotTooOld4TomorrowLand/AskmyFanny)
Seeyiz, wouldn’t wanna be yiz
Jazzy/Electronic Shiv Shiv”
Everyone is saying how cool I look. I look really cool. I’m wearing jewels on my face and it’s really fun and cool.
Ive been recognised a few times from London/Dublin/Bali etc. - everyone keeps saying I definitely don’t look old. Everyone. One girl asked me for ID at the bar cause she said I look about 15.
Nobody’s had a wank over me yet, but when I brushed past one of the stewards in my Ra-Ra skirt I definitely felt something poke me in the arse.
Done 1,500,000 steps so far today. Everyone keeps saying how fit, gorgeous and toned I look. One man ran after me cause he thought I was Gizelle Bunchen from the back (when I turned around he said I was better looking anyway)
Owner of Tomorrowland wants to have a “Furnace” tent next year. It’ll just be a massive tent where people walk in, take loads of money from their pockets and throw it in a big bucket (the bucket will be in the shape of my head). Then they walk out. With nothing. That’s it.
Told him I’d think about it.
Have to go now - David Guetta is looking for the discount code for The Furnace (it’s “ImDefoNotTooOld4TomorrowLand/AskmyFanny)
Seeyiz, wouldn’t wanna be yiz
Jazzy/Electronic Shiv Shiv”
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Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
“Hi Guys, Siobhan here. Although my friends call me Jazzy Shiv Shiv.
Recently moved to London, Dublin was too small for me, getting recognised everywhere. Now I know how Beyoncé feels.
I’m a lifestyle guru, fitness fanatic, and I got 500 points in the Leaving.
Really into jazzy beats, painting my nails white, and wearing different colour berets. Into anything cool really, cause I’m a really cool chick. Everyone says so.
If you like what you see, hit me up and let’s go on a really cool, jazzy date so I can tell you how brilliant I am
Jazzy Shiv Shiv xoxo”
Recently moved to London, Dublin was too small for me, getting recognised everywhere. Now I know how Beyoncé feels.
I’m a lifestyle guru, fitness fanatic, and I got 500 points in the Leaving.
Really into jazzy beats, painting my nails white, and wearing different colour berets. Into anything cool really, cause I’m a really cool chick. Everyone says so.
If you like what you see, hit me up and let’s go on a really cool, jazzy date so I can tell you how brilliant I am
Jazzy Shiv Shiv xoxo”
LetsCallEmOut
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Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
I may be hungover, and i may be being dramatic… but I honestly think Siobhan O Hagan is the biggest prick on the planet
Spoofersthelotofthem
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Book Island.... She'd be into Love Island in a heartbeat if she got an offer. That would be awkward tv.
30000 steps around the swimming pool done by 9am. Showing the Islanders her poached (boiled) eggs every day. Making coffee for her unlucky match with the aeropress. Doing her "dive" (flop) into the pool. Blow drying the days sweat into her hair and not bothering to wash for a week. Taken off air for two days because she doesn't believe in suncream and has morphed into the equivalent of a ginger Denny's rasher.
The list goes on.
30000 steps around the swimming pool done by 9am. Showing the Islanders her poached (boiled) eggs every day. Making coffee for her unlucky match with the aeropress. Doing her "dive" (flop) into the pool. Blow drying the days sweat into her hair and not bothering to wash for a week. Taken off air for two days because she doesn't believe in suncream and has morphed into the equivalent of a ginger Denny's rasher.
The list goes on.
brandambassador
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Jenny Keane is legit. If she ever reads this I am giving myself away but after I had a colostomy bag fitted we struggled with intimacy and sex and I’m not ashamed to say we had some sessions with her as a couple. She’s legit qualified in sex therapy for couples, specifically with trauma which made me recognise that trauma isnt always sexual assault etc, my trauma was a poop bag in between me and my husband 
but she’s the real deal. Don’t know where we would be without her advice that time last year. She deserves it all. She’s decent with free advice also and she doesn’t push products or gimmicks.
but she’s the real deal. Don’t know where we would be without her advice that time last year. She deserves it all. She’s decent with free advice also and she doesn’t push products or gimmicks.500 euro train ticket, 7 euro dress
Luxury lifestyle, affiliate links for toilet brushes
Preaches one thing, practices another
A living, breathing bag of hypocrisy wearing a blue bandana
Londoncailín
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Does she actually have something wrong with her arm? She can't seem to put it down....
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Londoncailín
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YOLO as in, you're only leather once
Londoncailín
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She was at Roger Gracie in Hammersmith this morning. Plenty of shops nearby and also a quick bus journey to Westfield, where she would have had plenty of shops to choose from. She's an absolute embarrassment. I've been mortified for her since she moved to London. Today's post of her with her fanny on show on Clapham Common was a new level of desperation. I feel like renaming it Flapham Common.
I got up at 5am
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Ok so if someone complains about her or the furnace they are a troll & it’s an immediate block but she can complain about silverstone & send them emails & insta messages & it’s not trolling? The double standards on these huns kills me
