I currently have a floordtobe and my daughter is having a sleepover so I spend the day hideing up ( like tiding up but you put all your crap into bags and hide it somewhere)My body naturally tells me to do my housework at 9pm I still get it done though
Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard
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I see videos all the time about how you get the most of your cleaning done in the 30 minutes before someone arrives and it’s 100% true literally because of this
I bet you still know where everything is and don’t have to go hunting through 50 vaguely labelled opaque containers to find it
Who is this family? Never seen them before 
Wonder how much Simon had to pay them to put the candles on the cake for her ....oh one orchard? ok coming right up
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Wonder how much Simon had to pay them to put the candles on the cake for her ....oh one orchard? ok coming right up
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Haha yes she's like "hold it, hold it, suck in, chin up, fake smile"The video of them at the table with the Dellars, Trent is shovelling food onto his plate and Simmo is posing
why does worker #2 not have any GUNboots Sue? All your farm visits/stays you'd think you'd BUY him some 
they're not that expensive...
they're not that expensive...
Why does Simone’s hair look brown here and not the typical blonde we see?? Has she gone brunette again?
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Perfect timing for the screenshot I took today
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I hope so. She really suited brunette
The Dellars are another bunch of wanna be influencers. They started their ‘fame’ with their reno projects, which they turned into airbnbs. They recently tried to turn their main house into an airbnb while they wanted to travel around, but that clearly hasn’t worked as Christina has had to backtrack to doing makeup again in her home ‘studio’. And their ‘tv series’ for wannabe Chip and Joanna Gaines hasn’t really gained any traction.Who is this family? Never seen them before
Wonder how much Simon had to pay them to put the candles on the cake for her ....oh one orchard? ok coming right up
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Haha yes she's like "hold it, hold it, suck in, chin up, fake smile"
Times are tough when you grift for a living.
I thought she used the Stanley cups lol
Back home and the car has been through the car wash. The gunboats have been through the dishwasher. Must be time for dinner in the bath and bed!
James is at it again 
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Oh absolutely I know that exactly what bag everything is inI see videos all the time about how you get the most of your cleaning done in the 30 minutes before someone arrives and it’s 100% true literally because of this
I bet you still know where everything is and don’t have to go hunting through 50 vaguely labelled opaque containers to find it
Looks like an old photo to me to throw us off her “weft”.
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Simmy what is up with your photoshopped legs that bend at odd angles?
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I absolutely love that everyone BUT Simone is aware that her husband is so clearly gay men who are gay will absolutely marry women so they can have kids and will put on the act like they’re straight when in reality they definitely bat for the other team
men who are gay will absolutely marry women so they can have kids and will put on the act like they’re straight when in reality they definitely bat for the other team
I love how she can’t handle her car having a speck of mud on it. Got to keep that Remuera Tractor spotless!
Yet will wear her disgusting shoes inside and will “train” and not shower then cuddle with the workers!
make it make sense"Gunboats" (ad)why does worker #2 not have any GUNboots Sue? All your farm visits/stays you'd think you'd BUY him some
I think Simone knows.I absolutely love that everyone BUT Simone is aware that her husband is so clearly gay
She probably thought "she change him"
He saw Simone as a leg up into the influencer/acting world he so wanted to get into.
Now they are caught in another deception. Simone won't let go because she doesn't want to admit what she knows, and without Trentis salary, she might have to get a real job.
We only see Trent at the weekend now; has she opened the closet door during the week
She showers 3 times a dayYet will wear her disgusting shoes inside and will “train” and not shower then cuddle with the workers!
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